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Durant tweets that Jimmer is the best scorer in the world.


Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

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Jimmer is the greatest basketball player to ever grace planet Earth with his presence. He will no doubt be the #1 pick this year. He will lead the NBA in scoring next season (if there is one) by averaging 45 points a game. He will be named World MVP (league mvp just isn't big enough). From there, he will reverse global warming, fix the hole in the O-zone layer, establish world peace, become the first American Idol winner to become a judge on the show, win the Nobel Peace prize, write a New York Times best-seller titled "Jimmer and the Jimmy Hat", win the Heisman, star in the movie about his life and design a new ride for Disneyland.

Oh brother. No one thinks he's God. He's just a very good basketball player who happens to be omnipotent.
 
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