That's a winner.
Although I like "The Choirboy" (to go along with The Mailman, The Paper Boy, etc.) "Elder Hayward" just sounds right, especially in that pic of his with the white shirt and tie and goofy haircut.
I'd love to invite him and his companion over for dinner...as long as he brings his sister too. I tell ya, put some makeup on her (she was pretty au natural at the draft) and she has potential. Might not make my starting five, but with some training, I could put her in my rotation. She'd just have to be willing to get in the trenches and do all the dirty work, so to speak.