Enes's New Nickname

[vslice02]

The Rhino.

Already taken.

 

[infection]

Home run come of Enes hit.

 

[infection]

Big hit happy body.

 

[infection]

Big dunk happy Enes.

 

[squareinthecircle]

Montijunas went off last night in his debut. 7 footer, runs, rebounds and hits threes. Being a Jazz fan is hard sometimes.

Yeah there had been talk about him for years and now he sure looks good.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Ha! I need to read the Jazz forum more often if this is what it's like.

Anyhow, there's a reason that PER 48 doesn't mean jack squat. He's not good enough to be on the floor for 48 minutes. Or 40. Or 30. Or 20. This is the reason some homer decided to make up that stupid *** stat; to make mediocre players look amazing. Posting it here does nothing but hurt any credibility that Weenus, or you as a poster, may have (not) had.

I'd be happy to eat a **** sandwich and be proven wrong, but I think you and I both know that isn't going to happen.

After all, didn't Fes have some lofty PER numbers. By that logic, we should have started and played him 35 mins - and then been sued by his family after he collapsed and died on the court.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Entes

 

[Former Member]

I always liked to call him "the big turkey"

 

[Hitman]

Entes

"Run, Forest, Run!"

Or perhaps "Trot" or "Gallop".

 

[larryselbows]

Enes Del Mar

 

[TroutBum]

Enes Del Mar

I can see this.

Winner.

 

[franklin]

Did someone mention Kwame Kanter?

Enes, Enes, two by four
Can't jump off the b-ball floor
Bigger than a Kenworth rig
Jumps as high as porky pig

 

[nightmare3983]

I always liked to call him "the big turkey"

I think that's as good as anything for now.

 

[chawx]

My vote is for Kwame Kanter, or Darko Kanter, or Enes Humphries, or Enes Borchardt, or Enes Handlogten, or Enes "Maybe-in-8-years-from-now-he'll-be-decent", or something along those lines.

 

[franklin]

My vote is for Kwame Kanter, or Darko Kanter, or Enes Humphries, or Enes Borchardt, or Enes Handlogten, or Enes "Maybe-in-8-years-from-now-he'll-be-decent", or something along those lines.

Didn't CJ trademark that already?

 

[Brown Notes]

I always liked to call him "the big turkey"

Yea he doesn't need a new one. Turkeyburger maybe if he scores 40.

 

[Stifle Tower]

My vote is for Kwame Kanter, or Darko Kanter, or Enes Humphries, or Enes Borchardt, or Enes Handlogten, or Enes "Maybe-in-8-years-from-now-he'll-be-decent", or something along those lines.

So can I assume you won't be joining the Enes support group?

 

[illyasova]

"The Traitor " for the most of the Turkish people right now.

As the news has come, he refused to play for the Turkish national team without giving any excuses in this summer even though he had accepted it before. It would be good chance for him to get significant min in absence of Omer Asik, Ersan Ilyasova and Oguz Savas. Also, has not he got it that the formal matches are always better than practices for him?

 

[write4u]

Bustee

 

[Hitman]

Remember this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eP9_v7AESI

In honor of this moment, I suggest his nickname be "Mike".