ESPN Magazine has its NBA preview out...

[Surely]

I think something featuring big Al as Kidney Stone Man would have been better.

 

[DutchJazzer]

aquaman is a fruit

 

[kabenac]

How about this one:

I always knew Joe Biden was a crossdresser...

 

[Cece]

meh

 

[franklin]

False.

Judging his posture, it's obvious he's a ballroom dancer.

 

[NCJazz]

Judging his posture, it's obvious he's a ballroom dancer.

Are we sure this is not Captain Skunky?

 

[Siro]

Are we sure this is not Captain Skunky?

No. Captain Skunk is the guy I buy weed from.

 

[One Brow]

Judging his posture, it's obvious he's a ballroom dancer.

Very few things are more masculine than that.

 

[Inn Dawn]

So the day my subscription runs out is the day this NBA preview was released. One damn year of CRAP, a total waste, and the time something I actually want to peruse is out there, my sub ends.

 

[Inn Dawn]

Haha, nevermind. The issue came. And it's awesome.

 

[Edgewriter]

The hero's name is the color kid. His power is that he can change the color of objects. Based on his selections in the picture above, I also hypothesize that he is a Dr. Seuss fan. That is far more useless than echo-location and by far a worse superhero than Daredevil.

Why do you assume that someone with such a lame power is homosexual? To my knowledge there are no panels from Color Kids appearances in which he exhibits sexuality of any kind, much less towards another male (I assume he is male given that I have not checked out the goods).

Is this perhaps based on an assumption you have about the masculinity of certain superpowers?

I will say, though, that with the power to change colors instantly he would have made one hell of an interior decorator.

I believe that he was declaring himself a homophobe. He realized this as he saw that photo and realized how ghey it was that you knew of this superhero. Your in depth knowledge makes it even gheyer. Hopefully this was knowledge you gained by looking it up quickly on wikipedia and not from your own Color Kid Comic collection.

(And this is coming from a guy that used to collect comics.)

 

[JAZZFAN_2814]

False.

Wait, isn't that Ben Affleck?

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Wait, isn't that Ben Affleck?

False. It's undoubtedly Adam Lambert. The flamboyancy. The hair. The get-up.

 

[LORDZEDD]

False. It's undoubtedly Adam Lambert. The flamboyancy. The hair. The get-up.

a negative on that krazee, its shaved mustache vlade divac.

 

[One Brow]

Hopefully this was knowledge you gained by looking it up quickly on wikipedia and not from your own Color Kid Comic collection.

(And this is coming from a guy that used to collect comics.)

It's not like he said he remembered the time Color Kid saved Superboy by changing the color of a some kryptonite in the atmosphere.

 

[Edgewriter]

It's not like he said he remembered the time Color Kid saved Superboy by changing the color of a some kryptonite in the atmosphere.

Doh!

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I would go with "Arm Fall Off Boy", as the worst superhero.

He has been going around lately under the name of Carlos Boozer.

 

[NCJazz]

I would go with "Arm Fall Off Boy", as the worst superhero.

He has been going around lately under the name of Carlos Boozer.

Another personal attack on Carlos Boozer. When will it cease

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Another personal attack on Carlos Boozer. When will it cease

You know it was too easy to pass up. Who else could Arm Fall Off Guy be?

 

[prodigy]