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JAZZGASM
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I think DownUnderDouche has a nice ring to it.
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I think DownUnderDouche has a nice ring to it.
Douchebag K
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Fish im not betting against the Jazz in any way mate, just trying to predict realistic playoff seedlings
Douchebag K
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Fish im not betting against the Jazz in any way mate, just trying to predi
ct realistic playoff seedlings
your prediction then ??
J
JAZZGASM
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I think DownUnderDouche has a nice ring to it.
Not a prediction. An observation.
Douchebag K
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Weak. ... I’d expect some kind of thought out detail from you.
J
JAZZGASM
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Very well:
Let's start with the history and definition--Douching involves flushing the inside of the vagina with fluid, often squirted from a bottle, bag or tube. Ancient women across many cultures douched with honey, olive oil, or even wine in an effort to prevent pregnancy. It was common for medieval prostitutes to douche between clients, as STIs were rampant. Douchebag and its variants, or simply douche, are pejorative terms referring to an arrogant, obnoxious, or despicable person. The slang usage of the term originated in the 1960s. DownUnderDouche is a variant of douchebag, which refers to one who likes a good flush up the anus.
There are many indicators to determine whether you are dealing with a douche, including, but not limited to:
1)Someone stating they have no filter
2) Someone that shuts down enthusiastic people. Examples could include: Person 1: "I'm so excited to see X movie." Douche response: That movie sucks. Example 2: "I think my team can get a high seed in the playoffs." Douche response: "There is zero chance of that happening."
3)Reddit poster
4)People who respond to getting called out for being an ******* stating they were "joking".
5)John Edward
6) This guy:
Douchebag K
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Well I was talking about basketball but if that’s what you’re interested in cool
Joe Bagadonuts
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Eighteen games ago, on January 23, the Jazz were 9 games behind
...and getting ready to roll out a new user name.
Douchebag K
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Lol if we pull off the 5th seed I’ll be happy to, just can’t see it. Just because some of you disagree why are so damn salty ?
Joe Bagadonuts
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I wrote this out and thought it had posted before, but it seems to have disappeared.
18 games ago, on January 23 the Jazz were 11 games behind the Wolves (they've gained 9), 10.5 behind the Spurs (they've gained 8.5), 7.5 behind the Thunder (they've gained 5.5), 6.5 behind the Pelicans (they've gained 3), 6 behind the Blazers (they've gained 2), 5 behind the Nuggets (they've gained 5) and 4.5 behind the Clippers (they've gained 4.5). If the next 17 games go the way the previous 18 did the only team that's safely ahead is Portland, New Orleans will be hanging on by the slimmest of margins, and Down Under will be sporting a fancy new user name because something he said had an "absolutely 0% chance of happening" will have happened.
(edit: Just discovered that my original post went to a different thread. Don't know how that happened. Oh well.)
18 games ago, on January 23 the Jazz were 11 games behind the Wolves (they've gained 9), 10.5 behind the Spurs (they've gained 8.5), 7.5 behind the Thunder (they've gained 5.5), 6.5 behind the Pelicans (they've gained 3), 6 behind the Blazers (they've gained 2), 5 behind the Nuggets (they've gained 5) and 4.5 behind the Clippers (they've gained 4.5). If the next 17 games go the way the previous 18 did the only team that's safely ahead is Portland, New Orleans will be hanging on by the slimmest of margins, and Down Under will be sporting a fancy new user name because something he said had an "absolutely 0% chance of happening" will have happened.
(edit: Just discovered that my original post went to a different thread. Don't know how that happened. Oh well.)
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Douchebag K
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Dude the point is what are the chances that what has happened in the last 18 -20 games will keep going ?
We’ll check back in at the end of the season, until then just chill and take it all with a grain of salt and enjoy the ride. I know I will be
Joe Bagadonuts
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Yeah... your point is lost on me. I'm here because I'm a fan, not because I want to temper my expectations. Do you work in a cancer ward counseling families or something?
Douchebag K
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Ok. I don’t think we’re going to win every game = I deal with cancer on a daily basis. Got it
Joe Bagadonuts
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No. You tell us how you are just here to temper expectations = you might have a job where tempering expectations is important. I was just asking if that's what you do, not telling you that's what you do. Was I right?
Douchebag K
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Lol not even close champ
Joe Bagadonuts
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Damn. Well, maybe you should consider it.
Douchebag K
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Why are you so wound up about someone having a different view of things than you ?
Bawse Dawg
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I love when people on the forum have put themselves in the awkward position of having to root against the Jazz.
Enjoy the stretch run!
Enjoy the stretch run!
Douchebag K
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Lol sure. I love it when people deliberately misrepresent others points of view rather than debate the topic and argue their point of view.
I hope I’m wrong and we win every game and I’m left with egg on my face and finish 3rd or 4th, if that happens I’ll be the first to rejoice and happily admit I was wrong. But I’m not backtracking that I think it’s nigh on impossible realistically. Either way I will thoroughly enjoy the ride for the last month and cheer for us every game.
