Fear not GOP faithful the Donald has saved the Republican party

[♪alt13]

Face it your party was treading water long before Trump. There hasn't been a republican president in the white house not named George Bush since 1988. The grand ole party isn't getting any younger. Your a grumpy old man full of regret and nobody likes you.

Take solace, as Trump has come to sacrifice himself for your sins. After Clinton has crucified him you will be born again. Her reign will be short lived. So take heed and prepare thine self... ah this analogy was broken before it began... you know what I mean.

 

[Boris]

Treading water? Lol we just took back the House an the Senate. You know who did it? The conservative libertarians. You liberals have been saying we are dead for two decades. People have been crying for a third party since Bull Moose Party.

Cry harder you will only show your true colors.

 

[Gameface]

Oh no, my true colors are showing

Spoiler

 

[Dr. Jones]

Face it your party was treading water long before Trump. There hasn't been a republican president in the white house not named George Bush since 1988. The grand ole party isn't getting any younger. Your a grumpy old man full of regret and nobody likes you.

Take solace, as Trump has come to sacrifice himself for your sins. After Clinton has crucified him you will be born again. Her reign will be short lived. So take heed and prepare thine self... ah this analogy was broken before it began... you know what I mean.

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