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Fess signed to contract for rest of season!

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Pacers WIN Championship. Book it!
We all know Fes is the greatest player in the NBA. He just needed minutes and that stubborn old man named Jerry wouldn't give him enough. Fes' per 36 numbers indicate he'll be the most dominant defensive big since Bill Russell.
 
You have to be in pristine basketball shape like Kyrylo. Not an option for you. However, the option to paid in Harpring Bling is always open.
I thought Harpring was paid in Arctic Circle gift cards so he could get all the fry sauce he wanted.
 
I forgot all about Arctic Circle! You guys still have those? I loved that place as a kid.

Surprisingly yes, considering it's usually about as busy as if it were located in the Artic Circle. I like it, but I keep that to myself in fear of the trendy crowd hearing me and going off on 10 minute tangents about how cool In-n-Out and Five Guys are.
 
Pacers WIN Championship. Book it!
We all know Fes is the greatest player in the NBA. He just needed minutes and that stubborn old man named Jerry wouldn't give him enough. Fes' per 36 numbers indicate he'll be the most dominant defensive big since Bill Russell.

He was damn good on defense. Scoff if you want, but its true. Its just the jazz strongly prefer to run the "Jazz offense" and don't care much about D. That's how they can still start BA and Sap, an undynamic defensive duo.
 
I'll scoff, because it's false. He was good at hard fouling, that's all.

Wow. People love to deny the obvious. Yes he pretty much stunk on offense and could not hit a FT to save his life but there is no doubt he helped on defense. Good luck to him. The Pacers press corps definitely got a little more interesting.
 
When Memo went down with the achillies injury, Fess came in and turned the series around against Denver. Nene could score at will over Memo/Boozer, and Fess gave Nene/Denver all kinds of trouble. Fess' size alone made him a game changer on the defensive end. We won that series because Memo went down.

Fess is a lot like Ostertag, if he had just an inkling of desire, he could be so much more.

I'm not saying I'd want him back, as we have very talented big men, but I think he has a place in the league.

Honestly, I don't even care about Fess. I can't wait for Donovan Mitchell. Hopefully the Jazz draft him when he goes on the market sometime in 16/17. He will be our franchise player.
 
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