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Since we are firing everyone let’s ax someone who screws up every game without fail.
 
Yes. He’s been doing this for over a decade.
 
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Funny thing is, I wonder if he’s really the clock guy, or just the guy they talk to every time it’s ****ed up.
 
3 things happen at every jazz home game

1 clock malfunction
2 Boler getting confused and thinking a 12 footer is a three point shot
3 the arena looking empty for 10 minutes after half time cuz the cheap rich Mormons in the lower bowl still getting as much free grub as possible.
 
Someone sneak in that pos shawn guy from last years Westbrook fiasco and have him club the guy into a comatose state. We'll blame it on the nazi's.
 
Someone sneak in that pos shawn guy from last years Westbrook fiasco and have him club the guy into a comatose state. We'll blame it on the nazi's.

I have this 6’1”, 255 frosh o lineman this year. A big goof. His nickname is Nazi. True story.
 
I love my kids this year. Well, all but 1 or 2. Just really good kids. Good human beings who I’m confident will become good, functioning adults. Even the 1-2 I’m not huge fans of will be solid I’m sure.
 
Addendum: I forgot I just got one new student and have another who’s only been present like five times in the last four months. They’ll likely be messes as adults. I still like them though.
 
Thank god this isn’t how we typically do business or none of us would have jobs. For the record though I’ve had experience being the clock guy in basketball games. Never made a mistake, so I’m a available if the clock guy gets fired:D
That would feel a lot like getting rid of Exum to bring Lyles back.

No thanks!
 
Thank god this isn’t how we typically do business or none of us would have jobs. For the record though I’ve had experience being the clock guy in basketball games. Never made a mistake, so I’m a available if the clock guy gets fired:D
Problem is it isn't just one time... its been years of screw ups... he's the Steve Brown of clock operators.

Also, I'm totally kidding... was just looking at all the fire this guy threads and wanted to add one that at least had some cause.
 
Problem is it isn't just one time... its been years of screw ups... he's the Steve Brown of clock operators.

Also, I'm totally kidding... was just looking at all the fire this guy threads and wanted to add one that at least had some cause.
I'm not! **** that guy!!
 
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