For giggles (WARNING: This is about REP, so do not open if you're going to be on your high horse.)

[Dr. Jones]

So your name is a cool fictional character from a daytime soap opera? I'm supposed to know this why?

I work during the day remember? I dig ditches for a living. I never watch soap operas. I honestly thought that was a chicken thing.

I thought you fished during the day? How do you have time to watch soap operas?

Welp, we're all learning. I never knew chickens watched soap operas.

 

[Hotdog]

Welp, we're all learning. I never knew chickens watched soap operas.

Damn auto correct.

Maybe it is chickens. I don't know.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Why does Frank hate chickens?

And NAOS thinks chickens are dumb.

And Hacl thinks chickens are just misunderstood.

And Siro likes to suck "chickens."

And kkk would tune into a show about chickens in love.

 

[Harambe]

Welp, we're all learning. I never knew chickens watched soap operas.

Why the hell you think they cross the road?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Why the hell you think they cross the road?

I thought it was to teach monicas how to walk?