
Cross-country skier Remi Lindholm suffers frozen penis in mass start race | CNN
The men's 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km but that did little to help Finland's Remi Lindholm, who needed a heat pack at the end of the race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part.

Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year.
Seems like you'd have learned your lesson the first time. If you let it happen again I'd almost assume you were just into this kind of thing.