Gamethread: Jazz in Oklahomo playing "just one game" at 1800 on wetnessday

[DutchJazzer]

ALLL Aboard.
there are 3 trains on their way to playoff-ville
one is on a track that leads to nowhere.

first we got the JAZZ train making a stop in durant-ville.

Led by Ty corbin
he puts the AZZ in JAZZ

and BIG AL Jefferson AKA the sandman. his motto putting jazzfanz to sleep since 2010
he is also known for putting the ZZ in JAZZ
here there is a picture of al jeffersons' bed with Mo williams in it
trying to put mo to sleep.(he was tucking him in but took time out to take a picture)

Disclaimer this is really al Jefferson bed(not joking)

a look at the other trains going to playoff ville. those trains take easier routes.
but if you wanna board those trains you gotta sign out of jazzfanz forever
Lakers train. destination PLAYOFF Ville

Rockets train Destination Playoff ville

one of those 3 trains wont reach playoffville but will end up like this

The present sucks
jazz will probably loose by 20+ points

but remember this is the future
the young ones training in an ancient zen exercise which will lead them to a championship

young uns wont start/get major playing untill they have mastered ancient zen arts


cant have game thread without love for Carroll even though big al is dragging him down to a sucky level in the starting unit

 

[DutchJazzer]

with all the hate i still love my jazz

for those who cant decide to tank or to take the train to playoffville.
this is what a tank train looks like:

 

[Tony]

Dutch ftw.

 

[HeavenHarris]

thread titles like this one give utah a bad name bros.
what would grant hill say if he saw this thread bro.

 

[DutchJazzer]

thread titles like this one give utah a bad name bros.
what would grant hill say if he saw this thread bro.

corbin and his dumb dump it down to "no effort Al" alfensive alsketball give utah jazz a bad name
and i'm not your bro, guy

 

[nightmare3983]

thread titles like this one give utah a bad name bros.
what would grant hill say if he saw this thread bro.

Kobe would intervene as well.

 

[HeavenHarris]

so many trains tho. i love trains. im so conflicted right now bros!

 

[HeavenHarris]

chooooo choOOOOOOOOOO

 

[DutchJazzer]

so many trains tho. i love trains. im so conflicted right now bros!

Feel free to jump on the lakers or rockets train with a 1 way ticket

 

[jazzyapma]

I wish Janis Joplin was on the train.

 

[Tarkanian]

pure win thread, except for the title and there embedded homophobic reference!
dutch delivers!

 

[DutchJazzer]

pure win thread, except for the title and there embedded homophobic reference!
dutch delivers!

what homophobic reference?

 

[nightmare3983]

pure win thread, except for the title and there embedded homophobic reference!
dutch delivers!

I'd say there's a decent chance it's an honest spelling error. See all of OP's posts for reference.

 

[carolinajazz]

The worst train wreck picture that can be found on a google search....would aptly describe what we will see and witness on ESPN Wednesday night against the Thunder! The Knicks got MCHammered by Golden State last night and shot less than 30%. This will be worse!

 

[carolinajazz]

Here's a decent one: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgur...g_Ufb9CoSk9ASNlIDADQ&ved=0CEYQ9QEwBg&dur=4261

 

[nightmare3983]

Here's a decent one: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgur...g_Ufb9CoSk9ASNlIDADQ&ved=0CEYQ9QEwBg&dur=4261

Biff alert!

 

[addictionary]

Biff alert!

Nope. Seems legit.

 

[nightmare3983]

Nope. Seems legit.

Posting a link to a picture is a biff when you can do this:

 

[nightmare3983]

Posting a link to a picture is a biff when you can do this:

Is that the same picture I used in a Jazz-Lakers game thread I made?

 

[Tarkanian]

what homophobic reference?

NVM bro,
what counts is your hilarious game threads.
In addition, I cannot help but reiterate that you do know a lot about this game, we call bball, I am serious.
keep on keeping on.
lastly, am I the only one that believes that Jazz pull an upset here?
Jazz frontcourt can smash any team, any time, anywhere. This just okurs rarely, because TyCo happens