What's new
By:

General Conference - Fall 2010

UB said:
Wait, excuse me. What indicates these men are gay, and why would that be a bad thing? Are you one of those dudes that wear a swimsuit and flipflops in the locker room at the gym?
Click to expand...

Did I say there was anything wrong with it?
 
The leadership of the church encourages us to not follow them blindly. As some have said, it is upon individual members to gain personal revelation (through fasting, prayer, etc.) about any doctrine they are struggling with.
 
Marcus said:
Did I say there was anything wrong with it?
Click to expand...

What was your pic? Were the dudes better looking than mine? I'm sure it was equally innocuous. Maybe pm me the pic and I'll evaluate both sets of hunks side-by-side (boy, I wish THAT were my dayjob!!).
 
TroutBum said:
Of course you hurt my feelings, I'm a bishop and in charge of the food storage for the whole stake. I know exactly how you grew up; a spoiled little Skyline/East side chump, who injected roids into you and your friends asses and tried to look cool at school by wearing ankle socks and walking on your tip-toes to show off your calf muscles. I know your ilk, jerk face.

p.s. I'm not a sheep, I'm a horse.
Click to expand...

You seem more like a jackass. The mormons are scrapping the barrel if you really are a bishop? I am not from Utah so again you show how uninfomed you are. Now go back and cry to your mommy that someone is picking on you and your food storage. Maybe you want to eat some of the dehyrdated (****). It certainly cleared out my system and God knows you need to have your system cleaned out because you are full of **** with all your holier-than-thou bishop attitude. You do not know what I endured growing up and you certainly know nothing about me. Now go back to cycling your food storage shelf.
 
cowhide said:
You seem more like a jackass. The mormons are scrapping the barrel if you really are a bishop? I am not from Utah so again you show how uninfomed you are. Now go back and cry to your mommy that someone is picking on you and your food storage. Maybe you want to eat some of the dehyrdated (****). It certainly cleared out my system and God knows you need to have your system cleaned out because you are full of **** with all your holier-than-thou bishop attitude. You do not know what I endured growing up and you certainly know nothing about me. Now go back to cycling your food storage shelf.
Click to expand...

Did someone just fart?
 
Marcus said:
You find it gulliable to be preparred? And it doesn't take the end of the world to wish you had saved up on certain items.

I lived in SoCal during the Northridge Earthquake. For the first 3 days the grocery stores were flat out closed. There was no running water and no electricity. If you didn't have it in your house you couldn't get it. Some of the most basic necessities such as water were impossible to get. Once the grocery stores did open you could only buy non-perishable goods. They couldn't sell refrigerated items or perishable goods due to the power having been off. Items such as bottled water, batteries, toliet paper and canned goods flew off the shelf. People were limited to a certain amount of each item. You also had to be escorted through the store by an armed guard with a flashlight. This was a relatively minor quake in the grand scheme of things but it is also the one event in my life that made me decide that food storage is a great idea. I lived this crap for just one week. I can't imagine needing to live like this for months, years or even indefinitely.

I have no problem with the church preaching prepardness and food storage. All it takes is one quake, one major fire, one riot, one terrorist attack and you will be wishing you weren't such an idiot and payed a little more attention.

I also keep a couple of guns and plenty of ammo because asshats like you that think being preparred is "boring" and gullible. Call me paranoid but I've been there and have seen the benefits of having extra stored up.
Click to expand...

Again you are making a lot of assumptions about me and what I know. Food storage was not about having a couple of days of emergency food. My father had food enough to feed us for months, half of my basement was filled with it and it was a part-time job keeping it current, dated cans, freeze drying rice/wheat, buying and eating fake meat. I have no problem with having an emergency pack of necessities. I lived in CA during the Northridge quake also and depending on where you lived supplies were easily accessible. There were other options like staying with family or going to a hotel. I was staying in West Lake Village the morning the quake hit and my apartment was in Sherman Oaks which was hit harder but it was only a few days before most services were up for 85 percent of the people. I ended up surviving and it seems you did too. Amazing!

I am not surprise by your announcing that you own a gun. Most people who don't have a valid argument either proclaim authority from God, wave their gun around or name drop about how important they are. Sorry I am not impressed with any of those options. You are paranoid (fearful) because you have been indoctrinated about the necessity to hoard 2 years of food in your house and stupid for thinking you know anything about me. The concept of having food storage is not about only being prepared for a few days emergency but the main emphasis was having a food and water supply for a two year period. Sorry but 2 yrs is an end of the world scenario. Thus it is a policy of fear and absurdity and not preparedness. However, if you want to do it then go ahead. I don't care if you do neither you should care if I do or do not feel the same necessity.

I think you will need that gun to shoot your neighbors when they find out you are the only one in your neighborhood with food. So put your little shining gun away because it doesn't make you any more of a man nor does it make you any smarter. And be thankful I do not report you for threatening to kill me. I think you should drop the tough guy act and just go away because you do not know anything about me and it seems you know very little about what you believe in.

However, I do agree with you that the church can say whatever they want in their conference but it seems that you feel differently when someone actually has a different opinion about what they say. I stand by my opinion that listening to another speech about food storage is as exciting as watching paint dry. If that hurts your pretty little feelings than perhaps you can go chew on some dehydrated beef because once you eat that **** you will forget about your little feelings getting hurt. . Now just go away before you even look more silly than you are with your gun threats. LMAO!!!!
 
cowhide said:
Again you are making a lot of assumptions about me and what I know. Food storage was not about having a couple of days of emergency food. My father had food enough to feed us for months, half of my basement was filled with it and it was a part-time job keeping it current, dated cans, freeze drying rice/wheat, buying and eating fake meat. I have no problem with having an emergency pack of necessities. I lived in CA during the Northridge quake also and depending on where you lived supplies were easily accessible. There were other options like staying with family or going to a hotel. I was staying in West Lake Village the morning the quake hit and my apartment was in Sherman Oaks which was hit harder but it was only a few days before most services were up for 85 percent of the people. I ended up surviving and it seems you did too. Amazing!

I am not surprise by your announcing that you own a gun. Most people who don't have a valid argument either proclaim authority from God, wave their gun around or name drop about how important they are. Sorry I am not impressed with any of those options. You are paranoid (fearful) because you have been indoctrinated about the necessity to hoard 2 years of food in your house and stupid for thinking you know anything about me. The concept of having food storage is not about only being prepared for a few days emergency but the main emphasis was having a food and water supply for a two year period. Sorry but 2 yrs is an end of the world scenario. Thus it is a policy of fear and absurdity and not preparedness. However, if you want to do it then go ahead. I don't care if you do neither you should care if I do or do not feel the same necessity.

I think you will need that gun to shoot your neighbors when they find out you are the only one in your neighborhood with food. So put your little shining gun away because it doesn't make you any more of a man nor does it make you any smarter. And be thankful I do not report you for threatening to kill me. I think you should drop the tough guy act and just go away because you do not know anything about me and it seems you know very little about what you believe in.

However, I do agree with you that the church can say whatever they want in their conference but it seems that you feel differently when someone actually has a different opinion about what they say. I stand by my opinion that listening to another speech about food storage is as exciting as watching paint dry. If that hurts your pretty little feelings than perhaps you can go chew on some dehydrated beef because once you eat that **** you will forget about your little feelings getting hurt. . Now just go away before you even look more silly than you are with your gun threats. LMAO!!!!
Click to expand...


I love dehydrated beef, jerky kicks ***!
 
cowhide said:
Again you are making a lot of assumptions about me and what I know. Food storage was not about having a couple of days of emergency food. My father had food enough to feed us for months, half of my basement was filled with it and it was a part-time job keeping it current, dated cans, freeze drying rice/wheat, buying and eating fake meat. I have no problem with having an emergency pack of necessities. I lived in CA during the Northridge quake also and depending on where you lived supplies were easily accessible. There were other options like staying with family or going to a hotel. I was staying in West Lake Village the morning the quake hit and my apartment was in Sherman Oaks which was hit harder but it was only a few days before most services were up for 85 percent of the people. I ended up surviving and it seems you did too. Amazing!

I am not surprise by your announcing that you own a gun. Most people who don't have a valid argument either proclaim authority from God, wave their gun around or name drop about how important they are. Sorry I am not impressed with any of those options. You are paranoid (fearful) because you have been indoctrinated about the necessity to hoard 2 years of food in your house and stupid for thinking you know anything about me. The concept of having food storage is not about only being prepared for a few days emergency but the main emphasis was having a food and water supply for a two year period. Sorry but 2 yrs is an end of the world scenario. Thus it is a policy of fear and absurdity and not preparedness. However, if you want to do it then go ahead. I don't care if you do neither you should care if I do or do not feel the same necessity.

I think you will need that gun to shoot your neighbors when they find out you are the only one in your neighborhood with food. So put your little shining gun away because it doesn't make you any more of a man nor does it make you any smarter. And be thankful I do not report you for threatening to kill me. I think you should drop the tough guy act and just go away because you do not know anything about me and it seems you know very little about what you believe in.

However, I do agree with you that the church can say whatever they want in their conference but it seems that you feel differently when someone actually has a different opinion about what they say. I stand by my opinion that listening to another speech about food storage is as exciting as watching paint dry. If that hurts your pretty little feelings than perhaps you can go chew on some dehydrated beef because once you eat that **** you will forget about your little feelings getting hurt. . Now just go away before you even look more silly than you are with your gun threats. LMAO!!!!
Click to expand...

Boy, nothing gets by you. Wait...

Nice rant, by the way, you liberal sack of dog foreskins.
 
cowhide said:
Again you are making a lot of assumptions about me and what I know. Food storage was not about having a couple of days of emergency food. My father had food enough to feed us for months, half of my basement was filled with it and it was a part-time job keeping it current, dated cans, freeze drying rice/wheat, buying and eating fake meat. I have no problem with having an emergency pack of necessities. I lived in CA during the Northridge quake also and depending on where you lived supplies were easily accessible. There were other options like staying with family or going to a hotel. I was staying in West Lake Village the morning the quake hit and my apartment was in Sherman Oaks which was hit harder but it was only a few days before most services were up for 85 percent of the people. I ended up surviving and it seems you did too. Amazing!

I am not surprise by your announcing that you own a gun. Most people who don't have a valid argument either proclaim authority from God, wave their gun around or name drop about how important they are. Sorry I am not impressed with any of those options. You are paranoid (fearful) because you have been indoctrinated about the necessity to hoard 2 years of food in your house and stupid for thinking you know anything about me. The concept of having food storage is not about only being prepared for a few days emergency but the main emphasis was having a food and water supply for a two year period. Sorry but 2 yrs is an end of the world scenario. Thus it is a policy of fear and absurdity and not preparedness. However, if you want to do it then go ahead. I don't care if you do neither you should care if I do or do not feel the same necessity.

I think you will need that gun to shoot your neighbors when they find out you are the only one in your neighborhood with food. So put your little shining gun away because it doesn't make you any more of a man nor does it make you any smarter. And be thankful I do not report you for threatening to kill me. I think you should drop the tough guy act and just go away because you do not know anything about me and it seems you know very little about what you believe in.

However, I do agree with you that the church can say whatever they want in their conference but it seems that you feel differently when someone actually has a different opinion about what they say. I stand by my opinion that listening to another speech about food storage is as exciting as watching paint dry. If that hurts your pretty little feelings than perhaps you can go chew on some dehydrated beef because once you eat that **** you will forget about your little feelings getting hurt. . Now just go away before you even look more silly than you are with your gun threats. LMAO!!!!
Click to expand...

Can someone please translate this? Wait, it's probably not worth reading. Never mind...
 
cowhide said:
You seem more like a jackass. The mormons are scrapping the barrel if you really are a bishop?
Click to expand...

I'm surprised you can have 250 posts without knowing more about Trout. No, he is not a bishop. Yes, he is sometimes a jackass. Usually a lovable one, though. Hope that clarified things! ;-)
 
colton said:
I'm surprised you can have 250 posts without knowing more about Trout. No, he is not a bishop. Yes, he is sometimes a jackass. Usually a lovable one, though. Hope that clarified things! ;-)
Click to expand...

Why would I know if he was or wasn't a bishop? I certainly know that he has shown himself to be a jackass and a big cry baby. I didn't need any clarification of that.
 
TroutBum said:
Boy, nothing gets by you. Wait...

Nice rant, by the way, you liberal sack of dog foreskins.
Click to expand...

Actually I think I am done with you. You are a sad little boy with no ability to actual defend your point of view. Instead you must resort to petty name calling, what a sad little person you are. I am certainly sure that your Lord is so proud of you.
 
cowhide said:
Actually I think I am done with you. You are a sad little boy with no ability to actual defend your point of view. Instead you must resort to petty name calling, what a sad little person you are. I am certainly sure that your Lord is so proud of you.
Click to expand...

I love that fact that you call him out about name calling, all the while calling him a sad little boy. Moran
 
cowhide said:
Actually I think I am done with you. You are a sad little boy with no ability to actual defend your point of view. Instead you must resort to petty name calling, what a sad little person you are. I am certainly sure that your Lord is so proud of you.
Click to expand...

Just a hunch but I'm guessing the doctor bitch slapped your mom when you were born.
 
cowhide said:
Why would I know if he was or wasn't a bishop?
Click to expand...

That wasn't the point. The point is that Trout is exceedingly sarcastic, and I would have expected someone with as many posts as you have to know that. Yet you missed it completely when he said "Of course you hurt my feelings, I'm a bishop and in charge of the food storage for the whole stake." But, sarcasm is of course not always easy to detect on the internet.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Share this page
Back
Top