General Populace:

[babe]

Translation: I'm not the only one who feels the appointment of OneBore was an astronomical fail.

I guess I should thank OneMom; since he drove me away, I've had a **** load of extra time to work, play with my kids, contemplate exercising, etc. #silverlining

I guess, since you put it that way, I finally get it. I have nobody to blame, I was all in for OneLoser, now I'm all out, too.

OneBrow or even Siro would have done better.

 

[Boris]

Me. I love bacon.

I actually just put a deposit down for 1/4 cow yesterday and I'm thinking of doing something similar with a pig

Why not drive to Kansas or Texas and murder all the bacon vermin you can get your hands on? I poach 5-6000 lbs of pig every season. Several sows, a boar or two if I am lucky and as many piglets as my ar-15 can down. I cure all the bacon myself and give whatever roasts n ham the family and friends do not want to random homeless people. Freaking food bank will not take it I have been fighting with FDA on this for over 10 years. One year I got a job at honey baked ham to steal a sheet load of wrapping material but the food bank caught on to my agent that was delivering FRESH HAM TO HOMELESS PEOPLE and we had to shut the operation down.

There is so much free food in this country yet people are starving. As a mountaineer curing this monstrosity is my sole purpose of living.