My new product line (just in time for the holiday season) are specialized piercings for the buttocks. I am calling them "Rearrings". Anybody can pierce their ear, eyebrow, tongue, cheek, etc. But how many people do you see walking around with piercings on their fanny? It is going to be huge (pun intended). If you want to get in on the action, I will be happy to sell some shares.
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Marty McFly
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Definitely a lame coolness attempt. Only topped by Archie growing a horseshoe mustache.
Archie Moses
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I actually didn't grow it. I shaved my scruff into it. Did it for awesome white trash Christmas cards.
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I don't get it.
Well, considering your guy in the picture is wearing a "New World Order" shirt, I'm not sure who failed worse. Plus I don't know what 1 up and 2 down even means.
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By the looks of them I thought that maybe they were gangstas from Iowa.
One drunk, visa flashing post-cougar between the two of them. I'm impressed. It must be the lime button up.
I think there are a lot of people out there with piercings on their fanny. In England.
fatchipper
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Really? That's the best pun you can come up with?
yeah, I think for this to work at all, he'd better figure a way to get "butt-ugly" into the marketing campaign..
this is pretty bad, but it's a start: "Don't be stuck looking butt-ugly, get your "Rearing" today!"
(...the use of the word "stuck" is what does it for me)
Have you seen the size of Americans? I wouldn't exactly put them in the skinny/fit category. Having spent years living abroad, I can tell you that every time I would fly back to America I was always shocked at the size of people. People in America just don't know when to pull away from the trough. (Of course there are exceptions.)
Neither do I.
Archie Moses
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There are a lot of things you don't get. Learning disabilities will do that more often than not.
That was quite a feeble attempt.
At least he didn't go with the short jokes like everyone else..."Go over your head or something?"
I think the short jokes are funny. Well, not really, but when you factor in that he's a 32 year old Mexican living with his cats in his moms basement, the short thing just kind of rolls.
I'm not complaining about them, just giving Archie props for originality