Gilbert Arenas goes on a date and Tweets about it...

[JohnStockalypse]

Got hooked up on a blind date..and I guess she was blind when she picked out this outfit ..OMG I thought she was the queen of ZAMUNDA

And they want me to go in public with her..I thought she had a bunch of stretch marks but it was just her shirt..lookn like SIMBA

Ill let u guys know what happen after this date. Should be funny!!!

She just had the nerve to ask me if I like her shirt..."ummmmmm yea on my floor near the fire place"imma call PETA to come get you

Look at this hot mess...she all most caught me takin the pic..
https://lockerz.com/s/108945230

This dragon can eat....I'm glad were at a all u can eat... She went to the rest rm..I think I'm busted you guys. Her friend texted her.

I don't think imma get the goods tonight...I messed my chances up..she looked mad..over there lookin like a thunder cat...

If I would hav known i would mess this up I would have taken her to get a "rudy tutti fresh and fruiti meal"from ihop..grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

She just said this was the worst date every.but I was thinkin the same thing.who wears a shirt they got from 5th ave in new york. on a date

She called me a jack ***.. I said "she looks so cute with her little ugly self" who's NEXT

Its okay fellas she still wants action...ladies like rude boys..or the blk card I hav in my pocket..either way bam bam we got ACTION

Sorry fellas she don't give it up on the first date....all that means is tomorrow..but by then I hope to be on another date...

Oh well gdnt then

**Unrelated tweet, after NBA fines him for other twitter comments:

its okay it all evens it self out..i get fined from the nba……..im stealing cable from my neighbors..so bam bam jackpot…hahaha

 

[Jazz Spazz]

That sounds like the self proclaimed "Hibachi".
I think I'm going to die of not-suprise.

 

[JohnStockalypse]

That sounds like the self proclaimed "Hibachi".
I think I'm going to die of not-suprise.

Oh relax, thats funny.

 

[Archie Moses]

Bring back the, "Sharks don't attack people" dude. I miss the real Agent 0. Good stuff.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Oh relax, thats funny.

I'm very relaxed, and it is funny.
I just needed to use that lame "die of non-suprise" line somewhere.... and your thread won the award.

 

[The-Joker]

That's the funniest thing I've ever seen. If only it were intentional.

 

[TheDude]

Hilarious!

 

[UB]

****in' sick "Coming To America" reference in the first tweet, Gil. Bravo.

 

[roseparkjazzfan]

haha funny stuff! i bet he still got action from this chick