Great News Jazz Fans! :)

[TheMulletMutilator]

In light of the recent draft where we didn't take a center, KOC and company have decided to dig up and reanimate Wilt Chamberlain's corpse. According to KOC, "reanimating Wilt the Stilt's corpse will be the biggest thing since the invention of the snuggie." This reanimation business takes the saying "break a leg out there" to a whole new level.

 

[TheMulletMutilator]

When asked for a comment from the Stilt himself, he just let out a low growl/moan.

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

I hope you're not booing in two years.

 

[DexterMorgan]

You are retarded. And on my ignore list now.

 

[BENTLEY]

Totally retarded. They're digging up the corpse of Ben Handlogten.