GS Warriors @ LA Lakers (8:30pm) - Organized Jazzfanz Prayer (and Game) Thread

[Deleted member 848]

Gentlemen (and moes), I think we know the seriousness of this game.



Background:
-Golden State lost to Denver by 1 point recently, missing their chance to seal playoff-hopes. With another loss tonight, the chances of Golden State missing the playoffs improve dramatically, resulting in our in our pick jumping 7-9 spots.
- a Laker win here would also improve our lottery standing, drastically improving the chances of us jumping into the top three draft-pick spots for this year's NBA draft lottery.


With that said, pls join me in prayer:

This worked once, and there truly is zero guarantee that it will work again. I am aware that lightning does not strike twice in the same spot-- but I am afraid we don't have a choice. With that said, join me, my brethren: lets fasten our hands together, approach each other open-armed, and commit ourselves in prayer to the God(s) that we worship.

These are dire times & consequences, Jazzfanz.

Pray that our Shepherd takes us to the land of promise.

Official GS Tankers vs. LA Fakers GAME thread

 

[Deleted member 848]

Honorary George image posted for good luck.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Mods pls sticky.

 

[Stoked]

I feel so dirty rooting for the Lakers. But damnit sometimes you just gotta do what ya gotta do.

GO LAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Stifle Tower]

Hate to burst your bubble; Mark Jackson is an ordained minister. So Golden State has this one in the bag.
Besides, instead of drafting McDermott with a lottery pick, Lindsey will be forced to go for a "lesser" talent at #23. Serendipity, really, as that player will go on to have a much better career.

 

[Zulu]

Kuleka!!!!

 

[orangello]

You've got my vote!

 

[Deleted member 848]

Hate to burst your bubble; Mark Jackson is an ordained minister. So Golden State has this one in the bag.

Srsly, get this negativity out of here. Pray, or go to another thread.


Good vibes, Jazzfanz. We need good vibes.

 

[Avery]

Just sacrificed a kitten in case Satanism is really the one true church. Figured we have to cover our bases.

 

[orangello]

Most important game of the season.

Sent from the JazzFanz app

 

[fishonjazz]

Just sacrificed a kitten in case Satanism is really the one true church. Figured we have to cover our bases.

Lol

 

[fishonjazz]

Nice work dala. I support this thread (and the lakers)

Mods please delete core4's post from this thread as it is an abomination

 

[Stifle Tower]

Just sacrificed a kitten in case Satanism is really the one true church. Figured we have to cover our bases.

I'll go choke a chicken...I mean sacrifice my ****, er rooster, to make sure we have Santeria covered.

 

[Hantlers]

I don't think I've ever rooted for the Lakers before…but I'm doin it tonight!

 

[nightmare3983]

I nominate this for Best Thread of the Season in the Jazz forum.

 

[[size/HUGE] boobs [/size]]

[size/HUGE] boobs [/size]. Steph Curry will lead to playoff, then have season ending injury first game.

 

[SojoDave]

Let's hope no mysterious diseases hit the Lakers so they can kick the GSW tankers tail.

 

[infection]

I will offer up rum and cigar to Jobu.

 

[Stoked]

I will offer up rum and cigar to Jobu.

I KNEW I had seen your avatar before. But for the life of me I couldn't place it!

 

[Deleted member 848]

Guys, I need srs prayers. Srsly. Pray, you ********. Don't doubt the power of prayer.


Pray.


#prayforLA