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Hopper said:
Hammered like a big-*** boxxa nails, sho nuff. It ROCKS, eh? I been studyin on it tho, on how to say "internal combustion engined a Babe." Don't sound quite right, sumhowze. I dont wanna run round sayin I 'pistoned" a Babe, because that makes me think of that baby-faced whiner, Billy-Bob Laimbeer.

Like good ole Brownie McGhee usta say:

"They sumthin wrong wit yo motor, Darlin, Imma hafta look up under yo hood...

I gotz this here feelin that ole Brownie can do yo motor sum good."

Sumthin bout a car, cuz, like, the onliest thang close to bein a purty as a Babe is a hot rod Lincoln, I figure.
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They ain't no blues band, but can I interest you in a little Bloodhound Gang? This song will have quite a few pleasuring treasures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM
 
What we really need is a few losses in a row so that fans quick posting and thinkng about things that are completely irrelevant.
 
siromar said:
The only thing that bothers me is when they get into those Utah-centric or trivial tidbits. Like the Jello vs Fry Sauce garbage. They think it adds flavor to the broadcast, but I find it irritating.
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Yeah that rant went on for DAYS! How embarassing for them that they thought it was that funny.
 
I get it... if we get enough people saying how much we hate Boler we might just get Greg Miller/Jazz to come read the message board and hire someone else like Steve Brown!
 
franklin said:
They ain't no blues band, but can I interest you in a little Bloodhound Gang? This song will have quite a few pleasuring treasures.
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Heh, Frank, I really liked that right up to the end. HOT BABES, double entenres which aint even no kinda subtle, phallic symbols alla round, the whole damn kit and kaboodle. But the end, it really, like, SUCKS, know what I'm sayin. Kinda ruint the whole damn thang, when ya thinks bout it.
 
Jazz4ever said:
You should really listen to some opposing PbP guys, then you will realize how good we got it.
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See this is like saying their cancer is worse than our cancer. We don't want cancer at all, not just a lesser form of it. I for one have not been a fan of Boler since he was in Utah before, and his lack of basketball knowledge is simply painful to listen to. Adding Harp has helped, but he has got to listen to some "game tape" and then some play by play guys that know the terminology. "Banging it down" is just the latest in what he gets wrong, and seems to be sticking worse than other things. "Skip pass" is simply attrocious lack of fundamental knowledge of the game. He constantly mixes up players and plays as well.

I have reached a point where I just block him out for the most part. I used to put on the Hot Rod radio audio and mute the tv. It is a lot like CJ, Boler has potential, and flashes of greatness, but he has had a few years to improve and it just doesn't get any better. And I don't think it will either. Hopefully he moves on at some point or this is what we will have for the next 20 years. Ugh.
 
Hopper said:
Heh, Frank, I really liked that right up to the end. HOT BABES, double entenres which aint even no kinda subtle, phallic symbols alla round, the whole damn kit and kaboodle. But the end, it really, like, SUCKS, know what I'm sayin. Kinda ruint the whole damn thang, when ya thinks bout it.
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I didn't watch the vid until after you mentioned this. Now all I know is I'm surely in for another damned spankin' for "making homophobic comments" again.
 
I didn't see this thread until swirled off-topic, but I have to chime in anytime there is Bolerhack hatred. The guy is a total idiot. Imagine Kevin Harlan on his worst day. Then divide that by 5. Then take the remainder. There you go, now you have Boler.

worst.
 
I don't hate Bolerjack, I just don't like some of the things he says and how he says them. He and Harpring say stuff that makes me laugh out loud at least 2 times a game. I'm sure there are worse announcers out there, but I really miss the days of Hot Rod. That guy could call a game.
 
Just realized that Matt (the rookie) is learning everything from Bolerjack and they are really starting to sound exactly the same. Just not sure how much gruffy excitement I can handle in one game. Gruffy or screechy....pick your poison.
 
I can't wait for next season(if there is a season) so Harpring won't be called a rookie. That Schtick has been beaten to death. If they call him a sophomore next year, I'm gonna kill myself.
 
Thanks to this thread, I not notice every time Boler says someone Hammers down a 3.
DWill hammered down a 3 on Ellis against GS..... yes, it has begun to annoy me.

I want to see DWill hammer down a steal, or hammer down an alley oop pass to Evans.
Maybe someone will hammer down the time out signal to get a time out.
Maybe AJ will hammer down the jump ball.
How about Steve Brown hammering down an interview?

Thanks alot Surely.
 
JazzSpazz said:
Thanks to this thread, I not notice every time Boler says someone Hammers down a 3.
DWill hammered down a 3 on Ellis against GS..... yes, it has begun to annoy me.

I want to see DWill hammer down a steal, or hammer down an alley oop pass to Evans.
Maybe someone will hammer down the time out signal to get a time out.
Maybe AJ will hammer down the jump ball.
How about Steve Brown hammering down an interview?

Thanks alot Surely.
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Hey, I'm just the messenger. I wonder how long before Harpring hammers down some fry sauce?
Maybe we should start a thread for ideas of things they could discuss during the game. I'll go first.
Game topics for Boler and Harpring:
1. They could discuss what is going on in the game (calling the game like Hot Rod did (if they are even capable)).
 
Surely said:
Hey, I'm just the messenger. I wonder how long before Harpring hammers down some fry sauce?
Maybe we should start a thread for ideas of things they could discuss during the game. I'll go first.
Game topics for Boler and Harpring:
1. They could discuss what is going on in the game (calling the game like Hot Rod did (if they are even capable)).
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Thanks for hammering down your response.
I appreciate it.
 
I like Boler when he's paired with a color guy who actually talks about what's going on in the game.

Booner + Boler works pretty well. Boler + Harp is just plain terrible.
 
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