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Hayward is in town

slc said:
Hayward has been living in a van down by the river. ;)
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Kids, if you don't recognize this picture do yourself a big favor, google Chris Farley in a Van down by the river or find it on You Tube.
 
He did have an bachelor apartment his first couple of years not sure if he had changed since (if you remember they did a peace that he was getting used to living on his own and didn't have/forgot to have toilet paper).
I would bet he let his lease expire if he did have a place since one his contract was up and two he was getting married.
 
//r00t 4 Jazz said:
He did have an bachelor apartment his first couple of years not sure if he had changed since (if you remember they did a peace that he was getting used to living on his own and didn't have/forgot to have toilet paper).
I would bet he let his lease expire if he did have a place since one his contract was up and two he was getting married.
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This.
Good info. I forgot about the toilet paper story. He and his wife are going to have fun shopping for a new house.

Realtor: Are you pre-approved?
Mrs. Hayward: No, is that a problem?
Realtor: Ummm, yeah, you really need to be pre-approved before we can submit an offer.
Mrs. Hayward: How much do we need to give you to submit an offer?
Realtor: Well, not the entire amount, but you will need 20% of the purchase price as a down payment
Gordon (pulling out a HUGE wad of cash): I think I have the 20% right here.
Realtor (blushing): OH MY...I wondered what that huge bulge was in your pants.
*(Awkward pause and nasty glare by Mrs. Hayward)
Realtor (clearing throat): Do you have a lender for the remainder of the loan?
Mrs Hayward: No, is that a problem?
Realtor: well, how are you going to pay for the house?
Gordon (putting his hands in his pocket and pushing out his pants impressively): Cash!
 
[size/HUGE] fixed [/size];869109 said:
Srs, it's hard for jazz-related news to put me in a ****ty mood, but this contract just plain ****ing sucks. ****.
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Seriously cant remember a time u r not in a ****ty mood.
 
Core4 said:
This.
Good info. I forgot about the toilet paper story. He and his wife are going to have fun shopping for a new house.

Realtor: Are you pre-approved?
Mrs. Hayward: No, is that a problem?
Realtor: Ummm, yeah, you really need to be pre-approved before we can submit an offer.
Mrs. Hayward: How much do we need to give you to submit an offer?
Realtor: Well, not the entire amount, but you will need 20% of the purchase price as a down payment
Gordon (pulling out a HUGE wad of cash): I think I have the 20% right here.
Realtor (blushing): OH MY...I wondered what that huge bulge was in your pants.
*(Awkward pause and nasty glare by Mrs. Hayward)
Realtor (clearing throat): Do you have a lender for the remainder of the loan?
Mrs Hayward: No, is that a problem?
Realtor: well, how are you going to pay for the house?
Gordon (putting his hands in his pocket and pushing out his pants impressively): Cash!
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Never gonna happen, bloody realtors exact 6.5%, Hayward ain't paying that. His mom and Dad will find him a Fsbo on ksl classifieds. I'm guessing a rambler in bountiful, about 2,200 square feet, updated in 1994 with green trim and gold fixtures.


Fsbo = For Sale By Owner.
 
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DL it isn't too late. Deng is wanted no less than $10 and really wants $12 a year. Come on DL don't be a dumb@$$.
 
maybe he's here to pick up his stuff to move it to his new place........

(edit: ooops, someone else beat me to it.)
 
[size/HUGE] fixed [/size];869109 said:
Srs, it's hard for jazz-related news to put me in a ****ty mood, but this contract just plain ****ing sucks. ****.
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Agreed
 
Core4 said:
This.
Good info. I forgot about the toilet paper story. He and his wife are going to have fun shopping for a new house.

Realtor: Are you pre-approved?
Mrs. Hayward: No, is that a problem?
Realtor: Ummm, yeah, you really need to be pre-approved before we can submit an offer.
Mrs. Hayward: How much do we need to give you to submit an offer?
Realtor: Well, not the entire amount, but you will need 20% of the purchase price as a down payment
Gordon (pulling out a HUGE wad of cash): I think I have the 20% right here.
Realtor (blushing): OH MY...I wondered what that huge bulge was in your pants.
*(Awkward pause and nasty glare by Mrs. Hayward)
Realtor (clearing throat): Do you have a lender for the remainder of the loan?
Mrs Hayward: No, is that a problem?
Realtor: well, how are you going to pay for the house?
Gordon (putting his hands in his pocket and pushing out his pants impressively): Cash!
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It's a good thing you didn't post a picture of this or we might have to give you an infraction...
 
moevillini said:
It's a good thing you didn't post a picture of this or we might have to give you an infraction...
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I learned my lesson posting a picture of Karl on draft night. But it still chaps my hide the same pic was allowed a couple years later with apparently no infraction (was not removed).
 
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