Hayward is in town

[Hantlers]

I just don't like you guys. So, I give you my best-worst. If you'd stop posting, that'd be great.

It's all your posts, bruh.

 

[The Midnight]

I just don't like you guys. So, I give you my best-worst. If you'd stop posting, that'd be great.

You DID stopped posting. And that was GREAT.



and then you came back.

 

[jazzlurker]

Oh man... I had to eat another gallon of ice cream. First the jazz have not traded for boodogcarlos the corn dog, haven't offered anything to Jimmer dimples, and did nothing to get Jaba Parker. I went to the bishop for a blessing, a priest for confession, aligned my chakras with a tantric master, sacrificed a lamb and a chicken, and drank three gallons of bovine urine. What else can I do to remove my anxiety? I guess I need to stand on my head, hold my breath, and punch myself in the throat. I can't handle the stress anymore.

 

[Stifle Tower]

He's just coming to pick up his things. Mail his gaming systems back East.

Bailey's will do that for him. No need for him to pack.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Oh man... I had to eat another gallon of ice cream. First the jazz have not traded for boodogcarlos the corn dog, haven't offered anything to Jimmer dimples, and did nothing to get Jaba Parker. I went to the bishop for a blessing, a priest for confession, aligned my chakras with a tantric master, sacrificed a lamb and a chicken, and drank three gallons of bovine urine. What else can I do to remove my anxiety? I guess I need to stand on my head, hold my breath, and punch myself in the throat. I can't handle the stress anymore.

Removing yourself permanently from the gene pool would help. AT least go in for a snip-snip so you can't reproduce.

 

[freakazoid]

I helped him clean out his storage unit yesterday and then we had a garage sale.

 

[The Midnight]

I helped him clean out his storage unit yesterday and then we had a garage sale.

So... the Jazz aren't matching then?

 

[freakazoid]

So... the Jazz aren't matching then?

Hard to say. He may have also purchased season ski passes. I'm still workin on it.

 

[trailing]

Wonderful news! Hopefully this gets finished quickly, really don't want Hayward to leave.

 

[Zulu]

I helped him clean out his storage unit yesterday and then we had a garage sale.

 

[UGLI baby]

Lol


£¥£

 

[jazzlurker]

Removing yourself permanently from the gene pool would help. AT least go in for a snip-snip so you can't reproduce.

Why are you attacking me? I'm just expressing my extreme duress. I was born a hermaphrodite and can't reproduce. I am alone in this world of pain. The only comfort I get is when I use extra Snuggle on my wooby and cuddle with my pillow. Please don't hurt my feelings anymore. Have some compassion for a loser like myself. You are a very bad bad man for kicking an outcast like myself.

 

[jazzlurker]

I can't stop crying. I am very very hurt. I am 58 and still don't know which way I am leaning. Wear a dress or a suit. My wife likes it when I wear both at the same time. You must drown baby dogs and throw kittens in the fire. You are a hurtful person.

 

[jazzlurker]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaah, wimper, tears, crying, tears, wailing. I see darkness, I think I'm dying. Why must you hate on a bald, Fupa bearing, dwarf like myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hurtful angry man!

 

[jazzlurker]

Ohhhhh the world is so lonely. Not an ounce of compassion.... No one on this board cares. I just tried to drown myself in a porta potty and choked on a peanut.

 

[addictionary]

What the **** are you?

 

[jazzlurker]

A liberated, depressed, schizo, bi-polar, bald, fat, dwarf, hermaphrodite, jazz fan. You?

 

[Hekate]

A liberated, depressed, schizo, bi-polar, bald, fat, dwarf, hermaphrodite, jazz fan. You?

Don't forget lurker. Don't be afraid of who you are Lurker.