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Hayward re Celts/Jazz game: "I hope we beat them by 40"

Ellipse: Boston missed a lot of layups in the 2nd quarter. I don't think we can bet on that happening in the 2nd half.
WVJazzfan: i hope not
Witty: that concussion protocol man
Zombie: Hayward Favors Gobert and Burks? Or was it Trey Hayward Burks and Kanter??
Witty: i was bellyaching about it last game with neto
MT: Just got home. I hear that gobert sprained his MCL and favors' eye exploded?
Archie: =/ awkward silence
Witty: something like that
Catchall: What? The original "core 4" were Burks, Hayward, Kanter and Favors.
Witty: depending on the consequences of these injuries i might just join pulling for a tank
Catchall: Then Trey Burke came in and it was the "core 5."
Witty: let donovan shoot the ball 70 times a game
Zombie: Oh yeaaaah ok
Catchall: Crap, I've lived through all this.
Zombie: That didn't really pan out
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Witty: kanter started it
Catchall: Then they let the young guys run the team and gave them too little bench support to win games. They had 25 wins and won the right to draft Dante Exum
str8line: Rubio almost leading all scorers with 12. Kyrie has 13.
Zombie: Probably won't hold Celtics to a 13 point quarter again, but leeeeeets goooo
Ellipse: AND Rubio starts with a TO
Witty: crudio
Witty: ricky crude oil
MT: RUBIOOOOOO
Witty: kyrie irving looks like hes going to turn into one of those nutbars like gilbert arenas and ben gordon
str8line: Oh my! Rubio!
str8line: What?!!!
WVJazzfan: Rubio
Ellipse: Ok, Rubio is in a zone.
Witty: did rubio dunk it
Jazzta: Well he thinks the earth is flat so...
str8line: Rubio is playing for his career.
yamers: rubio sold his soul for this game
Saint: RICKY MOTHER****ING RUBIO
Witty: haha
Saint: **** all teh haters
Jazzta: Wow Rubio
Witty: that meme never gets old
str8line: Yeah, Uncle Drew not the same after that whizz.
tonstermits: wtf ricky lol
Zombie: Point God Ricky Rubio


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str8line: Shizz.
Catchall: the angry Spaniard
sojodave: JONAS
Witty: ricky is pulling a game that he used to pull when playing against the jazz on the wolves
Witty: i saw it in person
str8line: Ingles needs to man up.
WVJazzfan: 19
WVJazzfan: wow
Archie: Jazz >>> Celtics w/o Rubio. Meanwhile, LifeoneAPlate is upset about dat noise.
str8line: Rubio is going to tucker out.
Saint: RICKY RICKY RICKY
Jazzta: Holy crap ?
Saint: like there
str8line: Then it's D-time.
yamers: wish ricky showed up like this for the other times
Saint: since ricky is hot, the big man had to help
Witty: hayward isnt even watching hes got DOTA league on twitch
Saint: opened up that pass to jerebko
yamers: his tock is gona be high after this
yamers: stock
WVJazzfan: why isn't favors back? from a cut?
yamers: gotta trade em asap
yamers: favors is concussed
Archie: I love Jerebko.
Diamond77: Rubio is on fire
Witty: im sure favors got his bell rung
Diamond77: Let's give him some credit
Saint: concussion most likely
Witty: straight up corner of the elbow
Saint: and it was a huge cut
Saint: probably 10+ stitches
WVJazzfan: looked like a glancing blow to me
str8line: Donovan still getting warmed up.
WVJazzfan: WOW
sojodave: Rubio on fire
Archie: Have since he was on my yahoo fantasy league his rookie year. He and Jamario Moon helped me take second.
str8line: Yeah, glancing blow.
Ellipse: Rubio has some serious game tonight
yamers: rubio changed bodies with mitchel
Saint: RICKY RICKY RICKY


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Jazzta: Rubiooooooooo
Witty: ricky pure oil
Archie: I still dislike Rubio.
Zombie: Omg Ricky
tonstermits: like butta
WVJazzfan: i almost feel bad for hating on Rubio
str8line: Rubio still sucks.
Zombie: I know games like this are fools gold for Ricky
yamers: i dont
Zombie: But
yamers: rubio's stock gona be sky high
Witty: just like the whole team ricky is a schizo
yamers: gotta trade
str8line: Even a blind squirrel sometimes finds a nut.
Saint: those who kept faith in rubio are proud
latin: dayum
Zombie: If we beat the Celtics because of it I'm very down with it
Ellipse: Fool's gold? Fine, as long as we beat the Celtics.
yamers: we'll prolly fall apart
Saint: which is like me, naso, and jazzta
Witty: yeah
Jazzta: Rubio forever
Saint: naos*
str8line: Jazzta is Rubio's brother, he don't count.
Archie: Saint Cy's posts are literally terrible.
Zombie: I want to believe in Ricky but let's be honest, he hasn't given us much to believe in since week one
Archie: Can't stand that guy. Lol
Zombie: Until now of course
Witty: saint cy is the guy that comes in here and announces that he blocks me in the chat every game
Saint: yeah but tonight he is starting to take th easy layups that are always there
yamers: yeah CY is a ******
Saint: maybe he is figuring something out
Witty: i wonder who's magical womb that guy was squeezed out of
str8line: Boston are coming back. We need to show some resilience.
Saint: rubioo is 6'4 w/ long arms nd a good handle, he should be able to make layups when the bigs are committing on help D on his drives
str8line: ...are going to come back.
Archie: Rubio has 3 good games in 25 and Saint Cy be searching Ricky Rubio in pornhub.
Witty: udoh being MJ out there
Diamond77: We are playing without Sefolosha in the rotation
Witty: is he hurt?


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str8line: When **** gets real, he's Saint Cry. Sorry dude.
yamers: kyrie superstar calls
WVJazzfan: BS call
Jazzta: What a **** call of a foul
Archie: That said, I actually agree with some of Saint's takes. Just giving him ****.
MT: when his laundry gets done, he's Saint Dry
MT: when he goes to McDonalds, he's Saint Fry
WVJazzfan: here comes the run
str8line: Gotta leIngles not really getting it done.
Diamond77: Udoh improved very much playing under Obradovic
str8line: Ingles not...
str8line: Love me some Joe Jesus!
Ellipse: The ball sticks with Hood and JJ, but I don't mind JJ's iso.
str8line: He's just a pleasure to watch.
Saint: that the joe we all lknow
Jazzta: I love JJ's post up game
Diamond77: I didn't know that Jerebko is taller than Horford
str8line: When in doubt, Joe balls out.
Zombie: We r tiny 4th
Zombie: Tiny RN
WVJazzfan: bonus with 5 minutes to go
Jazzta: Haha, give Smart a tech
tonstermits: JJ with the sky hook lol
str8line: Love that dish by Don.
WVJazzfan: questionable with stitches?
Jazzta: JJ just gives us swag
str8line: AB hitting the ground again. And again.
Witty: he had joe in the corner
str8line: AB has been stellar though.
Saint: Kyrie basically unstoppable without a rim protector
Diamond77: We need this ween badly!
Witty: unless quin told him to attack to get free throws
Witty: which might make more since
Witty: sense
Witty: since oh god kill me
Jazzta: Burks, calm down...
Zombie: C'mon Burks baby
Zombie: I don't like Kyrie Irving.
tonstermits: Favs cant return with 6 stitches?
MT: Kyrie has scored 9 straight for them


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Jazzta: I don't like anything about the Garden
WVJazzfan: i thought the same thing
Witty: this is 2017 if you get clocked in the braincase it's like mandatory suspension
Witty: and what was funny about it is that the foul was called on him
MT: yeah
MT: you're not allowed to foul a dude's elbow with your eyeball
WVJazzfan: i am driving 4 hours tomorrow to watch the game, no Rudy or Favors is depressing
Witty: he got barreled into, lost balance, and got uppercutted with an elbow
Archie: Please, quantify how much you like: 1) Rubio 2) Saint Cy.
Jazzta: Favors is definitely no Malone. Malone would have not even gone to the locker room
str8line: All good in da Hood!
Archie: JJ has a legit frozen rope hook shot. Legit.
str8line: Faves is a momma's boy.
Diamond77: Big three!!
Zombie: I like Rubio about as much as I like ham sandwiches
tonstermits: rod's nuts hang low tonight
yamers: kyrie superstar calls
Zombie: They're usually disappointing, but every so often they really hit the spot
Witty: SLC needs a popeyes to appease favors
Witty: st george is getting one
Zombie: Cy is fine
Jazzta: A pop eyes
MT: Northern Utah in general needs a Jack in the Box
devin_c: burks has got to have cte
Witty: no jack in the boxes up north?
Witty: thats weird
MT: it's terrible
str8line: You know Malone would be back.
Witty: we have two and they taste awful
Zombie: I've never heard that about jack in the boxes
Ellipse: Held the lead while Kyrie was hot. Open it up now
str8line: AB ballin again
Zombie: I've never been that impressed with JITB
MT: ugh
str8line: Donovan with another bad game. Two out of three,
Saint: dude
MT: should've elbowed him in the eye
Saint: jack in the box
MT: then it would've been a shooting foul
Witty: every now and then they have a signature burger that isnt bad


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Saint: 99 cents for 2 tacos
Witty: like a mushroom swiss melt
Ellipse: That was the right call?
MT: Jack in the Box is great
Witty: but the signature burgers down here are at culvers
Diamond77: DM isn't inspired tonight
Saint: ive never had anything from jack in the box other than tacos
Zombie: I have a personal rule against ordering tacos from a burger place
Saint: and ive had a lot of jack in teh box in my life
str8line: Horford is a man.
Witty: plus we have like, smash burger, apollow, five guys, and in n out
Archie: Jack in the Box includes combos with salmonella.
str8line: I want more Joe Johnson's in the league.
yamers: YAWN
str8line: DM is trying and has been awesome except his shot's not falling.
Ellipse: 4th will be DM's quarter.
Saint: archie do you just hate on things people like?
str8line: That's the spirit, Ellipse.
Saint: Rubio has a good night, you **** on rubio
Diamond77: Jazz have to play with time and slow down on offens
Zombie: People like jack in the box?
Saint: we discuss the greatness of Jack in the Box, you hate on jack in the box
Jazzta: ^
Witty: our defense has to stick it out
Crawlnstall: jack in the box is legit
Saint: 2 tacos for 99 cents remains teh greatest value in human history
str8line: Sipping on Makers and I never gave it the credit it deserves.
Witty: what st george missing is a california pizza kitchen
Zombie: This love for jitb is incredibly puzzling to me
Archie: Rubio has one good night in 5 is why I **** on him, Saint. Sincerely, Reality.
Zombie: They are gross
str8line: Rubio sucks.
Archie: 99 jbc's are the best of all time. **** Wendy's for raising their prices.
JazzMan4Life: I'm in St. George for the week. Whats the restaurant I gotta try??
Witty: wanna know the best burger i ever tasted?
Witty: Wendys had a portabella swiss for a few months
str8line: Rubio about to implode.
Archie: I went to a Mexican restaurant in St George recently, at a hotel, that made a sweet pork chimi. Delicious.
str8line: See?
Zombie: Best burger I've ever has was one I made in my friends backyard when we were like 10


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yamers: we gona blow it
Zombie: Using meat we purloined from his parents fridge
yamers: shades of okc
Zombie: Uh oh
str8line: Best burger I ever had was my wife's fur burger.
Witty: we had like 7 days off
Zombie: Gross
Witty: barely have played this week
str8line: Back when she had fur.
Archie: Bear Paw Cafe is good too in St George.
Witty: did she get cancer?
Zombie: Fur burger is the worst slang for *****
str8line: Jingles!
Zombie: Like, the worst.
str8line: No it's not.
str8line: Roast beef.
str8line: Roast beef with a side of meat curtains.
Witty: also known as the arbys drive through
Zombie: Yeah that's bad too but fur burger makes me want to vomit
str8line: Cancer? No, an affair.
Witty: she trimmed her carpet for an affair?
str8line: LOL, not really sure.
str8line: Deep thoughts.
Diamond77: Jerebko wants this win!!
str8line: Don't all the hot chicks go smooth?
Witty: jingles hasnt been able to stay in front of people
Saint: Larkin quickness has hurt us
Zombie: I like to have a different pubic hair arrangement for each of my lovers
MT: having no rim protection
str8line: Ha ha.
MT: is hurting us
str8line: "my lovers"
Witty: hayward drugged ingles
yamers: here we go
Zombie: They seem to appreciate it
yamers: donovan mitchel
yamers: letssee what u made of
MDAV28: Do the Celtics have the worst announcers in the league?
str8line: And raped him. Haywad is a deviant.
Saint: yes


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Saint: at least, if you consider worse being the biggest homers
Witty: ricky cold for another month
MDAV28: All around worst to me. Homers, player knowledge, idea of what's going on
str8line: That block looked clean by Smart
str8line: Was clean
MT: it wasn't
Saint: they are entertaining tho
Witty: irving's hairline is not natural
sahlensguy: 2 foot jump
MT: it was clean at the top but
MT: smart jumped into him with his body
str8line: Yup.
str8line: 2 foot
yamers: ovbious foul
Diamond77: It was a clean block
yamers: kyyrie got those fo0uls all night
Witty: dont think so
str8line: Good d by Don
Saint: superstar call for mitch
MDAV28: That was very clean
str8line: Hell yes!
MT: AB wtf you doing
framer: It took Hayward 6 years to get calls like that.
Witty: you cant jump into a guy's body at 10 feet
str8line: Already getting the calls
str8line: AB is gassed.
devin_c: AB = air ball?
Ellipse: I keep waiting for Burks to show some BB smarts.
yamers: AB
yamers: k
Witty: what is u doin
Witty: time to call the royce
Diamond77: AB playing heroball
str8line: He needs to slow down. Will he ever?
Saint: Burks being play smart, chill
MDAV28: I don't get that shot at all
Saint: been*
Zombie: That wasn't smart
Saint: I mean, Burks has been good at the pull up 3 thisy ear
Diamond77: Burks has to slow down the game on offense


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str8line: We'll know he's playing smart when he stops hitting the ground.
MDAV28: I just don't like the iso.
Witty: beer ran out
Witty: gonna have to make a poor decision and pop a wine
str8line: unless it's Joe.
Witty: girlfriend will be pissed but what do i know
WVJazzfan: lol
str8line: No backup? Whiskey?
str8line: Gut check time
Witty: considered picking some up but i'd like to remember a weekend this month
Ellipse: Now THAT was a nice drive by AB
str8line: Rubio is ignoring Donovan.
str8line: Ha ha. Might want to take a break.
MT: MITCHELL
str8line: Drink some Bud Light.
tonstermits: midget lineup
MDAV28: Drive was good but would love the kick out
Jazzta: Mitchell god
Saint: ioh son
str8line: That 3 was bottled lightning from Donovan.
Saint: oh son
Saint: mitchell and burks
MT: MITCHELLLLLL
Diamond77: Crazy show by DM!!
radiohegel: Mitchell's defense on Kyrie has been impressive
Jazzta: He silenced that garden lel
Ellipse: Yep, 4th is DM's quarter!
str8line: Mitchell is straight up unreal.
str8line: Oh Lawd!
Diamond77: Yesssssss
Jazzta: WOOOOOOOO
Archie: **** yeah Mitchell.
Saint: oh buddy
tonstermits: ohhhh muh lawwwd
Diamond77: this kid is really gifted
devin_c: he honestly looks like mj when he drive into the lane
Zombie: He got that clutch gene
Saint: damn Udoh's brick hands
str8line: Oh ****, Harlem Globetrotters in da house.
yamers: what the **** hood


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yamers: udoh
yamers: cmon
MDAV28: Ahhhh that pass was too good
Ellipse: LOL Hood is like what foul!
str8line: Udoh not on Globetrotters
Diamond77: Time to slow down on offese
Diamond77: offense
Saint: nah **** that
Diamond77: Why Hood attacked the basket??
Saint: that was a good attack
Saint: stfu
Saint: lmao at "play safe"
str8line: Oh, and **** Haywad.
Zombie: Never complain about his driving to the hoop
Saint: nah, we shoving it down their throats
Zombie: Hood^
Jazzta: Mitchell all star next season
str8line: This season.
Saint: in teh words of Hayward "i want to beat them by 40"
MDAV28: Where do you take Mitch in a redraft?
Zombie: Tatum has been invisible tonight
Jazzta: Lol I saw that comment
str8line: Seriously MDA?
Jazzta: eat **** Haywerd
MT: "Where do you take Mitch in a redraft"
MT: #1
Witty: should i switch to the boston broadcast
Zombie: 1st overall easy
Witty: i want to hear those tumors moan
Witty: nah im not gonna chance it
Jazzta: They're drooling over DM
tonstermits: mitchell is so sexy when he's hot
str8line: I din't think Haywad could look pastier than he was in Utah. He's turning green.
str8line: Mitchell just fully pinked Haywad. The pain is real.
Jazzta: It's safe to say we have our star, right from the get go bam!
str8line: punked.
Witty: this remix of creep is CRANKED
JazzMan4Life: Lose to the Bulls and beat the Celtics. I'll take it
Zombie: We saving sef to guard LeBron?
MT: I told you guys we'd split those games


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Witty: oh god did you see that chick
str8line: This is a great moment. Haywad feeling like a loser right about now.
MDAV28: Up until like a week ago I'd say Tatum #1.
str8line: He sees Donovan crushing.
devin_c: thabo waving bye
str8line: It's over.
Jack: This is the only December game that matters
tonstermits: udoh put his oven mitts all over that
Witty: changed to the boston broadcast and apparently it's in line with what you guys are watching
yamers: gobert out
yamers: jazz win
yamers: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Zombie: Ingles Dagger!
Jazzta: Boom Joe, the win is locked
Jack: Boston not gonna win by 40
tonstermits: 9 assists for donovan i believe
Witty: the jazz broadcast was like a possession and a half behind
str8line: The Jazz may never lose to Boston again, as long as Mitchell is on the team.
Saint: Bulls are playing really well lately
Saint: thy beating the Bucks right now
Zombie: If this is the last game we win this month I think I'm ok with that
Jack: Haha Hayward
Jack: Donovan owns Tatum
str8line: This game could have gone south, but Mitchell is so clutch.
yamers: kyrie superstar call
tonstermits: trade favs and rudy
Jack: DM>GH
str8line: LOL Zombie.
Witty: lol who the hell comes in for rubio
framer: So happy for Jerebko
MT: the more injured this team is, the stronger they are
Witty: we have no point guards or PFs or centers
str8line: And Haywad knows it.
Zombie: Damn that was a late whistle
Witty: hayward gonna ragequite a LoL game tonight
tonstermits: is neto still seeing stars
str8line: Trade Faves and Rudy. I kind of like it. Sorry Rudy.
str8line: This is fun ball.
Saint: damn Hood
tonstermits: god damn rodney


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Jack: Yep. Jerebko comes up big against the team that threw him away
str8line: Why are Boston fans still cheering?
Diamond77: Big win
Diamond77: Go Jazz!!
Zombie: Boston fans aren't known for their smarts
sahlensguy: Tank off
Jack: Cuz Boston is a sports town and recognizes the greatness of the Jazz
str8line: Mitchell brings everyone up.
str8line: But we wouldn't be here without Rubio.
tonstermits: boler is obsessed with the "magic number"
Saint: i wish teh utah feed would show hayward in teh stnads
Saint: during this
Archie: And people **** on me for saying the Jazz play better, with this roster, without Gobert.
Diamond77: Ingles with the trolling three
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Jazzta: Let's take this momentum to Cleveland
Archie: Dat reality though.
framer: League best defense, my ****!
Jack: Rubio picked the right game to come up big.
Zombie: Archie it's about sample size bro
str8line: Archie, you right.
Archie: People are fans like they are politically affiliated. Blind.
yamers: it's pretty much a known fact
Jack: It's really Gobert/Favors together that doesn't work
tonstermits: philly and okc are in double ot
Diamond77: Udoh is a factor defending the paint
yamers: rudy is not a good offensive player
str8line: Love this Don interview.
yamers: but i think
Ellipse: Mitchell does great interviews.
yamers: rudy would have been just as good if not better than udoh tonight
MT: Mitchell is great at everything
Jack: Mitchell is a very intelligent, well-spoken person
str8line: He really is. His mother raised him right.
framer: Need a full strength Rudy for playoffs. Even id he is a slight liability during the regular season.
Witty: been a while since we've seen a real "post game comments from other fans" thread
Witty: feelsgoodman.jpg
Archie: Why not just consistently call things how they are? People who are sports fans care too much about fortune telling and soothsaying.
str8line: Donovan is going to be a head coach someday.
Jack: Looking forward to reading the post-game comments from the Celtics forum
Saint: archie you are about as smart as Ben Shapiro, which isnt smart at all


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Witty: they'll probably just chalk it up to a bad shooting night and then proceed to drink jameson and beat their wives
str8line: That D on Kyrie by Donovan.
Witty: yeah donovan stuck with him
Archie: Not on this roster.
str8line: By Donovan on Kyrie...
Archie: Saint Cy, ok, dude. You have **** for takes.
Witty: boys boys
MT: Why is archie in a bad mood
Witty: dont make me separate you two
MT: oh, cuz the Jazz won
str8line: Dude, Donovan is player 3b on the Jazz.
Witty: i dont even post on the forums
Witty: well barely
str8line: Or is it 4b?
str8line: I forget Cy.
Witty: some of yall are so dramatic
str8line: Ha ha.
str8line: Someone gotta call Cy's ****. As saintly as he is.
Archie: Look how many bad takes you have in potential draft pick thread.
str8line: I like the old posts vs. chat.
Archie: Yeah, my bad. Great win for the Jazz.
str8line: Was fun boys, what a game.
Archie: Again, as I said earlier, I actually like some of Saint's takes.
str8line: St. knows his ****...sometimes.
Witty: do people just idle in here or what
Witty: is there an IRC server?
Witty: doing research on arrowchat, apparently there is not
Witty: which explains the random delays
Witty: i thought the way to go these days is run an IRC server with a html5 frontend
Witty: would do i know though


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