Once their was a man, a half german and half polish philosopher, called Karl-Olbrecht Goetenisikovski, who said...
"Hey, Woman. Hey, Woman! Listen here. Since your young man ain't got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man."