Josh Smith thinks he's a masked player and demanded a Mavericks colored Zoro mask be included in the trade. Nobody wants all Jefferson so he's giving away cars to buy people's love. Eric Bledsoe is running for POTUS in 2016 and nobody will challenge him other than maybe a dark horse Rondo, who is rumored to now be worth less than old copies of Kevin Bacon movies. JJ Redick's agent is holding out for 4 years, $40 million and I'm not even making that up. Kevin Garnett's mouth still hasn't stopped running since winning his only ring. He'll soon make the Guinness Book of World Records, one that is currently held by Vince Offer of Shamwow fame. He also claimed he doesn't want another ring and is just in it for the $30,000,000, and hopefully a new mini-G understudy now that his Rondo isn't around to entertain us by picking no less than 3 fights per game. Andrew Bogust was offered for DeAndre Jordan but Mark Jackson declined, stating "no comment; I'm purchasing a very large truck to compensate for Clippers success".
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