My address is:
2515 W 1050 N
Hurricane (NOT Huuuuricuuuun, you friggin' hicks), UT
84737
I have a sweet '01 Prius with 305,000 miles on it that really makes the hunny's moan. The keys are in it, and it's unlocked. Chances are good that my money clip is in there, and you can have all of the cash that isn't there. Once you're done not spending the cash, you can try the emergency check that I keep in there (it will bounce), and all the I.O.U.'s for next months bills. The debit card won't do you any good, unless you are returning something to Walmart; they'll only credit things back on the card. Even then, you better be returning a whole cart load of crap to get out of the red. The money clip itself might be the most valuable thing in the vehicle, now that I think about it. It's a knock-off of a knock-off that I'm pretty sure I got in a 7-11 in LaVerkin (****ty town, awesome band).
I am politically left of center, and by some summations, a textbook authoritarian. (I think that means I like authors -- go Edgewriter and Stephen King!). I am a registered as an independent, or unaffiliated voter. I think Pitbulls should all be shot by white cops, but only if they are unarmed, i.e. ears not clipped, unless there is not a white cop available in which case, any person with a gun will do. Just as long as all Pitbulls are shot. In the face.
I support a woman's right to choose. Don't like it? Well, that's like, you know, your opinion, man. I support gay marriage and equal rights for everyone, even if my religion tells me not to. I was an Eagle Scout, but returned my badge and requested to be removed from their records due to their stance on not allowing homosexuals to participate.
I do not hold my hand over my heart, nor do I repeat the Pledge of Alegience. I stand and remove my hat and silently ponder the sacrifices of the many who gave me the right to make this decision. I am truly grateful for those people and their sacrifices. One of my biggest regrets is that I never did my duty and served my country. Perhaps someday I'll have another chance.
The former mayor of Taylorsville had his lawyer send a threatening letter to me saying that I would be sued for libel unless I stopped saying true things about him on social media, and that I write a letter to him saying that I was sorry for being a meanie. My lawyer (SirTinkyass) and I had a good laugh and sent him a response stating that we wouldn't call the press and give them this entire load of crap if only he would write me an apology letter for being a dink. Neither one of us got what we wanted, but he did lose the election, so I guess I won.
I've met most of you people, and the rest I've seen your pictures. I'm confident that I could crush you all in a battle of wits, strength, and/or handsomeness. I'm fairly certain that my wife, seven year old, and three year old could take you all in fist fights, so I'm not too worried.
I like rep. Positive or negative, it all keeps me entertained. "Likes" are for lazy people and I prefer not to get them. I realize that most of you will now strictly only "Like" my posts, but I would expect nothing less from you cow pies.
Death Eaters rule.
Soccer sucks balls.
C.J. Miles still sucks.
DuhBron will win none of the Championships.
I'm white, middle aged, balding, and owner of a fairly serious farmer tan.
Tips are appreciated.
Feel free to send me random texts at all hours of the night and/or day. 801-641-7641.
Did I miss anything?
I beliefe in nussing, Lebowski.
I am not a golfer.
I am, however, the Walrus.
And DuhRon thinks I'm a pimp. Seriously. The speech bubble never lies.
2515 W 1050 N
Hurricane (NOT Huuuuricuuuun, you friggin' hicks), UT
84737
I have a sweet '01 Prius with 305,000 miles on it that really makes the hunny's moan. The keys are in it, and it's unlocked. Chances are good that my money clip is in there, and you can have all of the cash that isn't there. Once you're done not spending the cash, you can try the emergency check that I keep in there (it will bounce), and all the I.O.U.'s for next months bills. The debit card won't do you any good, unless you are returning something to Walmart; they'll only credit things back on the card. Even then, you better be returning a whole cart load of crap to get out of the red. The money clip itself might be the most valuable thing in the vehicle, now that I think about it. It's a knock-off of a knock-off that I'm pretty sure I got in a 7-11 in LaVerkin (****ty town, awesome band).
I am politically left of center, and by some summations, a textbook authoritarian. (I think that means I like authors -- go Edgewriter and Stephen King!). I am a registered as an independent, or unaffiliated voter. I think Pitbulls should all be shot by white cops, but only if they are unarmed, i.e. ears not clipped, unless there is not a white cop available in which case, any person with a gun will do. Just as long as all Pitbulls are shot. In the face.
I support a woman's right to choose. Don't like it? Well, that's like, you know, your opinion, man. I support gay marriage and equal rights for everyone, even if my religion tells me not to. I was an Eagle Scout, but returned my badge and requested to be removed from their records due to their stance on not allowing homosexuals to participate.
I do not hold my hand over my heart, nor do I repeat the Pledge of Alegience. I stand and remove my hat and silently ponder the sacrifices of the many who gave me the right to make this decision. I am truly grateful for those people and their sacrifices. One of my biggest regrets is that I never did my duty and served my country. Perhaps someday I'll have another chance.
The former mayor of Taylorsville had his lawyer send a threatening letter to me saying that I would be sued for libel unless I stopped saying true things about him on social media, and that I write a letter to him saying that I was sorry for being a meanie. My lawyer (SirTinkyass) and I had a good laugh and sent him a response stating that we wouldn't call the press and give them this entire load of crap if only he would write me an apology letter for being a dink. Neither one of us got what we wanted, but he did lose the election, so I guess I won.
I've met most of you people, and the rest I've seen your pictures. I'm confident that I could crush you all in a battle of wits, strength, and/or handsomeness. I'm fairly certain that my wife, seven year old, and three year old could take you all in fist fights, so I'm not too worried.
I like rep. Positive or negative, it all keeps me entertained. "Likes" are for lazy people and I prefer not to get them. I realize that most of you will now strictly only "Like" my posts, but I would expect nothing less from you cow pies.
Death Eaters rule.
Soccer sucks balls.
C.J. Miles still sucks.
DuhBron will win none of the Championships.
I'm white, middle aged, balding, and owner of a fairly serious farmer tan.
Tips are appreciated.
Feel free to send me random texts at all hours of the night and/or day. 801-641-7641.
Did I miss anything?
I beliefe in nussing, Lebowski.
I am not a golfer.
I am, however, the Walrus.
And DuhRon thinks I'm a pimp. Seriously. The speech bubble never lies.
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