Hilarious Discount Jazz Jersey Ads!

[BYE]

Many of you know the site Jazzfanatical. She posts some really funny things, and these Jersey ads are priceless. But there is a warning; you may end up buying a discount jersey on account of the poetic brilliance of the ads. Take a look if you have a second and need a good chortle.

https://jazzfanatical.wordpress.com/2012/08/21/the-most-amazingly-bizarre-jersey-descriptions-youll-ever-see/

 

[LjJazzman]

I love it.

"Why are you buy an Jazz Derrick Favors 15 jersey
Are you a dependable fan of the Utah Jazz squad? Do you feel that you are especially handsome and free when you run freely to the field wearing a Derrick Favors jersey? Put on a Utah Jazz Derrick Favors jersey and look at watch the bet on the Utah Jazz team not to mention take a seat in the Utah Jazz residential home field. Furthermore, you will find yourself melt by a a sense of strong enthusiasm. "

 

[mellow]

This publication is otherwise long and boring summer offseason gave me a lot of fun and laughter.

I will reward your efforts with a rep for the couple.

Sorry, You must spread some Reputation around before the weather JJAS.

 

[akirac73]

I just became dumber by reading those ads. I'll have to go back to school and re-learn english now...

 

[Former Member]

That was great! I didn't know Enes Kanter ran a website!

 

[Stifle Tower]

I never again bad talk poster on Jazz fan site speak not English good.

 

[Siro]

I do agree that Fes' breakthroughs are very rapid such as lightning.

 

[MattMan]

I do agree that Fes' breakthroughs are very rapid such as lightning.

Don't forget, "speed like the breeze"

Speed like the breeze my friends.

 

[MattMan]

"Allow you to become perfect scenery" is a great pick up line for eastern European bars.

 

[YB85]

All your jersey are belong to us!

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Is that Jazz_Fanatic's blog?

 

[Growlor]

It's true! C.J. Miless gives me "unexpected feelings"!

 

[UB]

As a whole, a very “written in a foreign language, Google Translated into English, Google Translated into another foreign language, Google Translated back into English again” feel.

What the christ, we used to do this for fun on the old board. I wants my royalties, bish.

 

[sirkickyass]

I am so, so, so happy that Fesenko was even an option.