Hornacek On All-Time All-Ugly NBA Team?

[Dr. Jones]

Nah, U of U. I live in SLC, remember?

So there's a difference between UVU and U of U? I kid.

 

[Hotdog]

How about Duke sucks?

Better

 

[spycam1]

So there's a difference between UVU and U of U? I kid.

Complicated, I know. Sorry, I should have remembered you pussycats need some extra help with things now and then.

 

[colton]

Kaman for sure. He has to be #1. Especially when he had that long hair.

That was darn hideous.

On the other hand, Sam Cassell totally looks like Gollum.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Kind of harsh. I have never looked at a pic of Horny and said "Damn that dude is ugly."

 

[spycam1]

Kind of harsh. I have never looked at a pic of Horny and said "Damn that dude is ugly."

He seems like a pretty normal looking dude to me.

 

[UGLI baby]

Horny is better looking now than when he played. Most people it's opposite, obvi

 

[ema]

Hornacek looks normal to me too. On the other hand, whenever I watch Dirk, PaGasol, Kaman, they scare the hell out of me.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Without even looking at a post in this thread, I wanted to say that Scottie Pippen has to be a lock for first team. And Dennis Rodman could pull anywhere from first team to honorable mention.

 

[Hipporippo]

It is weird that Hornacek has aged so well. Looking back at some old photos from his playing days, I've gotta wonder if he's had some work done.

 

[thebrazilianzz]

My all ugly team-

C- Murehsan
PF- Donnyel Marshall
SF- Hedo Torkoglu
SG- Jeff Hornacek
PG- Sam Cassell

 

[sirkickyass]

Muresan isn't really fair given that he's an arguable pitutiary gigantism case. Just like it would be in bad taste to talk about Handlogten on this kind of list.

Hornacek isn't even close to the top.

A couple guys not mentioned:

1. Larry Bird. And keep in mind this is in the prime of his youth.

2. Calvin Booth

3. Drew Gooden

4. Tyrone Hill/Skeletor

5. Goofy Kurt Rambis

6. Tommy Heinsohn

7. Reggie Evans

8. Robert Swift

I'm a little embarassed that ugly NBA players are apparently a sub-specialty of mine.

 

[default]

How can Patrick Ewing/Dione Warwick not be on that...

When I lived in New York, Ewing was referred to as "Link" as in the Missing Link of Evolution. That alone should qualify.

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

Dude tommy heinsohn looks like Frankenstein.

 

[UGLI baby]

If its any consolation to Mr. Hornacek, he's also on the All-time All-UGLI NBA team.

 

[illyasova]

I was gonna write the names of active players such as Noah, Drew Gooden, Reggie Evans, Delonte west,Shawn Marion

 

[infection]

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[Chad Feldheimer]

Marquis Daniels is a contender

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Jailhouse tats rock, eh?

 

[kabenac]

Tyrone Hill needs to be on this list. And Fesenko.