How many of us are gay? And what do Jazzfanz think about it?

[babe]

Let me get this straight.

oops. wrong thread. for a second I was imagining I was still in the low IQ thread. . . . .

 

[babe]

Package food and pasteurized milk are only thing more deadly to put into child than autism making vaccine.

many packaging plastics, and even the coating on the inside of steel cans, contain one or more of several known phytoestrogenic chemicals as an ingredient of the plastic, which are actually mobile enough to leak out into the food. Given a shelf life of a few years, the cans are the worst offenders. . . . pop bottles are also pretty bad, because, essentially, the product is considered to have an unlimited shelf life. . . .

This is actually several orders of magnitude more concerning that "pasteurized" milk processing, which denatures some proteins and eliminates some beneficial bacterial strains, such as those found in cheese, yogurt, and cottage cheese. The concern some folks have regarding denatured proteins being absorbed, and causing some autoimmune reactions/illnesses, is simply not proven, but possible.

the mercury as well as the "host protein materials" in the vaccines are just as concerning. . . . and not proven. . . . . .

The phytoestrogenic effects are proven. No studies have been done, either epidemiologically or in the lab on relevant "doses", however. But unlike the dose/response curve seen with radiation, there are no known defense strategies/inducible systems for removing low levels of extraneous phytoestrogenic chemicals, and it is so far as we can speculate entirely probable that in this case there are linear dose/response effects, and perhaps even an amplified effect. . . .over a long time span.

This is I think why we are seeing observed effects in nature, and even in human measures of sexual differentiation. Men are becoming more effeminate on the measure of the distance between the genitals and the ****, and not just because of the use we make of these anatomical features. In gross morphology of the human body.

and I think the filter on this site needs some tweaking so we can use proper anatomical terminology.

 

[moevillini]

Let me get this straight.

oops. wrong thread. for a second I was imagining I was still in the low IQ thread. . . . .

I think that whole "getting straight" idea has been discredited.

 

[DutchJazzer]

let me get this gay.


this thread is abouyt gays? and not straights? right?

 

[LogGrad98]

many packaging plastics, and even the coating on the inside of steel cans, contain one or more of several known phytoestrogenic chemicals as an ingredient of the plastic, which are actually mobile enough to leak out into the food. Given a shelf life of a few years, the cans are the worst offenders. . . . pop bottles are also pretty bad, because, essentially, the product is considered to have an unlimited shelf life. . . .

This is actually several orders of magnitude more concerning that "pasteurized" milk processing, which denatures some proteins and eliminates some beneficial bacterial strains, such as those found in cheese, yogurt, and cottage cheese. The concern some folks have regarding denatured proteins being absorbed, and causing some autoimmune reactions/illnesses, is simply not proven, but possible.

the mercury as well as the "host protein materials" in the vaccines are just as concerning. . . . and not proven. . . . . .

The phytoestrogenic effects are proven. No studies have been done, either epidemiologically or in the lab on relevant "doses", however. But unlike the dose/response curve seen with radiation, there are no known defense strategies/inducible systems for removing low levels of extraneous phytoestrogenic chemicals, and it is so far as we can speculate entirely probable that in this case there are linear dose/response effects, and perhaps even an amplified effect. . . .over a long time span.

This is I think why we are seeing observed effects in nature, and even in human measures of sexual differentiation. Men are becoming more effeminate on the measure of the distance between the genitals and the ****, and not just because of the use we make of these anatomical features. In gross morphology of the human body.

and I think the filter on this site needs some tweaking so we can use proper anatomical terminology.

Nobody ever wants to see the correct terms for pee pee or booty or any of that other gross icky stuff we must protect children from ever knowing about. Ignorance is safety and security. Everyone knows that ignorant people never do anything bad.

 

[Hekate]

I would turn gay if Alain Delon magically became young and wanted to **** me. Since that's not gonna happen, I am straight.

 

[moevillini]

just trying to think of all the clichés and figures of speech that use the terms "gay" or "straight"

well, I guess "gay" has somewhat fallen out of favor, but "straight" is still around...

straight arrow
straight shooter
the straight and narrow




eh... oh nevermind

 

[LogGrad98]

I personally take offense to this pole. There is no option for hermaphrodites. Should I be labeled as gay because I can technically choose either? Choosing straight could be an option for me. It is hard to dress up as a man because I have to tape down my huge chest to conform to society norms rather than dress as a woman and tuck. What to do? What do I do? I am tired of being called a tranny and labeled by gay or straight standards.

So you are gay?

 

[Gameface]

just trying to think of all the clichés and figures of speech that use the terms "gay" or "straight"

well, I guess "gay" has somewhat fallen out of favor, but "straight" is still around...

straight arrow
straight shooter
the straight and narrow




eh... oh nevermind

My former employer had a Q&A system they called "Straight Talk" which I always found mildly amusing.

 

[LogGrad98]

just trying to think of all the clichés and figures of speech that use the terms "gay" or "straight"

well, I guess "gay" has somewhat fallen out of favor, but "straight" is still around...

straight arrow
straight shooter
the straight and narrow




eh... oh nevermind

Gay Paris.

Can't think of a single other use for gay really.

 

[moevillini]

Gay Paris.

Can't think of a single other use for gay really.

the Gay Nineties!


now I'm on a mission, and here's something I hadn't heard of, and what a controversy!!!!

Deck the Halls indeed!

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/28/hallmark-holiday-sweater-ornament-_n_4170663.html

One of Hallmark's 2013 Keepsake ornaments is intended as a colorful homage to "Deck the Halls," but the featured line contains a notable change in the traditional carol's lyrics...

A spokeswoman for Hallmark said the line was intentionally changed to prevent misinterpretation by holiday shoppers.

"When the lyrics to 'Deck the Halls' were translated from Gaelic and published in English back in the 1800s, the word 'gay' meant festive or merry," Kristi Ernsting told The Huffington Post in an email. "Today it has multiple meanings ... the trend of wearing festively decorated Christmas sweaters to parties is all about fun, and this ornament is intended to play into that, so the planning team decided to say what we meant: 'fun.'"

Not surprisingly, the "gay apparel" reference in "Deck the Halls" has sparked controversy in the past. In 2011, a music teacher at Michigan's Knoll Elementary School opted to replace "gay apparel" with "bright apparel" when first and second grade students kept giggling during preparations for a holiday concert. Parents and fellow educators felt differently, however, and inundated the school's Facebook page with angry reactions.

UPDATE Oct. 31:Officials for Hallmark released an updated statement on the "Holiday Sweater" ornament on the company's website.

"We've been surprised at the wide range of reactions expressed about the change of lyrics on this ornament, and we're sorry to have caused so much concern," the statement reads. "We never intend to offend or make political statements with our products and in hindsight, we realize we shouldn't have changed the lyrics on the ornament."

I imagine Nabisco knows better than to change the name of its popular creme filled cookie

 

[Gameface]

the Gay Nineties!


now I'm on a mission, and here's something I hadn't heard of, and what a controversy!!!!

Deck the Halls indeed!

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/28/hallmark-holiday-sweater-ornament-_n_4170663.html

I imagine Nabisco knows better than to change the name of its popular creme filled cookie

People have started coming out of the closet by announcing that they are "fun."

 

[Stifle Tower]

the Gay Nineties!


I imagine Nabisco knows better than to change the name of its popular creme filled cookie

Well, most people I know in the UK no longer say they're going outside to take a "drag on a ***" - that was, after all, a common term and non-offensive slang for a cigarette. And the longer version of the word used to refer to a bundle of wood, although that term disappeared from popular usage centuries ago.

And how about the lyrics for the classic "Send in the Clowns" which was recorded by both Frank Sinatra and Judy Collins in the 70's?

"Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer,
Losing my timing this late
In my career?
And where are the clowns?"

Words change. I see no problem with altering songs or phrases once a particular word has taken on an offensive meaning.

 

[8]

Everything was once 'gay' and 'retarded'. Now everything is 'lame', 'sucks', or is'****ty'. How does this make lame people, those who suck, and/or poop feel?

What we need to do is invent new words instead of using a previously existing one.

That's piff, bro.

That's so stid!

But look at this way, I'm not gay, so it'd be pretty dumb for me to be gay. So maybe I can say something is gay because being gay would be lame to me. Meanwhile, a homosexual should use straight as a synonym for ****ty or lame because being straight would be equally dumb to him or her. Or we could try and invent new words.

Hard tho when people like Gretchen can't even make 'fetch' a thing. Just can't win in this society.

Holy ****, I just noticed that the back of my Old Spice says, 'if your grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist.' That's so piff.

 

[8]

Deodorant is really ****ty tho. Wear it once and you're ****ed for life. Pretty sure it conditions one for regular use after the first time it's applied. Imma keep my offspring off that ****. I think a shower is all that is necessary, but there is even conditioning involved in that. Heavens to stid, it's impossible to win in this society.

 

[8]

Sorry for the cursing

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Deodorant is really ****ty tho. Wear it once and you're ****ed for life. Pretty sure it conditions one for regular use after the first time it's applied. Imma keep my offspring off that ****. I think a shower is all that is necessary, but there is even conditioning involved in that. Heavens to stid, it's impossible to win in this society.

Yeah, shampoo conditions your head to create oils that make your hair greasier if you don't use it regularly. I've been off regular shampoo use for years though.

 

[8]

Yeah, shampoo conditions your head to create oils that make your hair greasier if you don't use it regularly. I've been off regular shampoo use for years though.

Wow, had no idea one could use shampoo w/ his head up his butt. How did that work, did you digest it?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Wow, had no idea one could use shampoo w/ his head up his butt. How did that work, did you digest it?

Plenty of room in my butt for my head and shampoo.

 

[8]

Plenty of room in my butt for my head and shampoo.

Bummer. I was hoping my mother would be applying it. Or is she?