How many times do you wipe?

[franklin]

As an anal retentive "over the top" toilet paper roll orientation supporter and cat owner this illustration has shaken my entire world view.

Mine goes on the top shelf where the two year old can't get to it and use it as a plug, then flood the bottom floor via heater vents. Or make more car tracks that are never actually used once made. Or perform a scientific experiment to see if every square breaks apart. Or think he can wipe himself while accidentally stomping a diaper around the bathroom.

 

[Scat]

Depends on what I've eaten the day before.

 

[The Black Swordsman]

What the ****.

 

[Scat]

What the ****.

Exactly!

 

[Carbon13]

Four times.

 

[fishonjazz]

Probably between 4-6 times

 

[Gameface]

As many times as it takes.

 

[Harambe]

As many times as it takes.

I don't understand why this isn't everyone's answer. It **** well should be.

 

[krebstaz]

I've had an ongoing debated with my friend and I'll ask the question here.

Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

 

[Harambe]

I've had an ongoing debated with my friend and I'll ask the question here.

Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

I'm a Male, and I squat when I wipe.

Not having stood up to wipe, I don't really know for sure, but it seems as if squatting gets you a better angle when dealing with mess.

 

[fishonjazz]

I've had an ongoing debated with my friend and I'll ask the question here.

Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Standing to wipe would smear my inner cheeks, taint, and crack.
I'm a sit down wiper

 

[fishonjazz]

As many times as it takes.

Well ya, but for me it usually takes between 4 and 6 wipes

 

[Carbon13]

Four. No more, no less. My time is valuable.

 

[olden_undercover]

I've had an ongoing debated with my friend and I'll ask the question here.

Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

I hover.

 

[seattlejazzfan]

Standing to wipe would smear my inner cheeks, taint, and crack.
I'm a sit down wiper

When I was a kid I would stand. I told my mom one time and she was appalled. Told me I should sit. I gave it a go, worked well, and I've been a story sitter ever since. Thanks, mom!

 

[fishonjazz]

When I was a kid I would stand. I told my mom one time and she was appalled. Told me I should sit. I gave it a go, worked well, and I've been a story sitter ever since. Thanks, mom!

Smart mom

 

[Just Ted]

I personally have never measured. I guess maybe I should, idk. Either way, IBS precludes me ever squatting over my toilet to evacuate. Perhaps outside in the bushes, but even then I run a good chance of painting my feet liquid brown.

@LogGrad98.... I have Colitis. Try using a stool in front of the toilet. You still get the benefits of the squat without the collateral damage.