How Much Do You Fear December 26th 2019?

[Gameface]

On the contrary, projecting that a renowned Jazz killer will kill the Jazz on December 26th 2019 is not an inductive inference, rather it is deductive reasoning.

Two ways to easily prove that:

1) If A happens on January 20th 2016, then A will happen again on December 26th, 2019. MeloTheJazzKiller scored an easy 30 on January 20th 2016 against the Jazz. Therefore he will score an easy 30 on December 26th 2019 against said team.

2) The guy's name is MeloTheJazzKiller for f**k's sake. On December 26th 2019 he will be playing the Jazz, therefore someone named MeloTheJazzKiller will kill them! My God, even a three year old can understand a basketball player called TheJazzKiller will kill the Jazz. The Purple People Eaters ate purple people. The Fun Bunch had fun. MeloTheJazzKiller kills the Jazz!

Can the dead be killed?

Also

Can the invincible know fear?

 

[Nate505]

As you know Melo the Jazz killer is back in the league with Portland and will be playing the Utah Jazz on December 26th 2019.

Using the scale below tell us exactly how much you fear facing Melo on December 26th 2019?

1. It's going to be bad for the Jazz, and I am very afraid

2. The game against Melo on December 26th is making me so afraid, I will not be able to enjoy Christmas on December 25th. ​

3. The December 26th game against Melo the Jazz killer is going to be a game I will not watch because I am afraid of how much Melo will kill us
4. I have stopped being a Jazz fan because I am afraid and don't think I can handle the humiliation Melo will hand the Jazz on December 26th

1, 2, 3, or 4? How severe is your fear of Melo the Jazz killer and the Jazz game against him on December 26th 2019?

 

[Nate505]

Two things:

1. I ask again: how much do you fear December 26th 2019 when MeloThe JazzKillerWesternConferencePlayerOfTheWeek plays the Utah Jazz?

The Jazz were down by forty at half the other night. On December 26th 2019 when MeloThe JazzKillerWesternConferencePlayerOfTheWeek gets to you, your humiliation will be a thousand times worse. Wilt has that game record of 100 points in a game. Melo against the Jazz will beat that record in just the first half!

2.
You all laughed at my Melo posts. Who is laughing now? I know basketball, you folks here do not. From this moment on I am the only one allowed to talk basketball here. You can talk 2002 Winter Olympics and that's it. I know basketball, you do not. New York is basketball, Utah is down by forty at the half.

Once again:

 

[nateboz]

Merry Christmas

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[JazzGal]

I've gotta say, there were a couple of plays in the 4th when I became a Melo fan. He really helped the Jazz, and I appreciated it.

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[Douchebag K]

I've gotta say, there were a couple of plays in the 4th when I became a Melo fan. He really helped the Jazz, and I appreciated it.

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LOLZ

Bizarre I was at a beachside holiday town just outside melbourne today and this dude walks past with a Carmelo OKC jersey on, I literally started laughing and choked on my coffee. Had to give the kids a long explanation

 

[416Klawzz]

Melothejazzkiller suck some big Jazz dick you loser

 

[gomretat]

I have never appreciated Melo more than I did last night.

 

[silesian]

You are not being fair or honest. You are not including the two shots that Melo took after the ref blew the whistle to stop play. Both shots went in, nothing but net.

Look, I see there is tons of Melo hate here for some reason. The guy never punched his girlfriend in an elevator, the guy never went into the stands to beat on fans, the guy never slept with LeBum's mother....yet we get a blatantly false and nasty misrepresentation of his game stats from last night. Why? Why the hate here? I suspect it is because Melo kills the Jazz. ​

Going from “Olympian and all star” to “makes lots of shots that don’t count” and “at least he isn’t a woman abuser”

oh how the mighty have fallen

 

[SCS]

JazzTheMeloKiller

 

[LogGrad98]

I watched the game on December 9, 2015 against the jazz. Carmelo scored 12 points on 27% shooting and his team lost to the jazz by 20. This game was the truth of the paper man. Are you scared yet? How scared are you for Carmelo to score 11 points on 25% shooting? 4 years older, 4 years slower, 4 years dumber, if that's possible.

I watched the game on March 22, 2017, when Carmelo scored 16 points on 38% shooting as his team lost to the jazz again.

But on November 6, 2016 he did score 28 against the jazz...as his team lost again.

And do you remember when Carmelo scored 11 points per game, including a 7 point stinker in the series clinching game, as the jazz knocked Carmelo and his team out of the playoffs?

So the real question is, how scared is Carmelo to play the jazz, who have obviously owned him when the game mattered.

The answer is very. Very scared. Mello is terrified and will probably sit out the game against the jazz so he doesn't embarrass himself or his team.

JazztheMeloKiller

JazzTheMeloKiller

Beat you to it...

 

[NUMBERICA]

You are not being fair or honest. You are not including the two shots that Melo took after the ref blew the whistle to stop play. Both shots went in, nothing but net.

Look, I see there is tons of Melo hate here for some reason. The guy never punched his girlfriend in an elevator, the guy never went into the stands to beat on fans, the guy never slept with LeBum's mother....yet we get a blatantly false and nasty misrepresentation of his game stats from last night. Why? Why the hate here? I suspect it is because Melo kills the Jazz. ​

Some of it has to do with people like you. People that see an aloof jackass with a narcissism streak who cares much more about his inflated, hollow individual success and how that resonates with their worldview.

 

[gandalfe]

I have to admit, Carmello has really fit into his role as the 3rd leading scorer on a sub-.500 team better than I expected. And he's getting almost (but not quite) half as many rebounds as the leader on his team, in only 2 minutes more/game. Kudos to him for not being completely irrelevant.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Two things that you ignorant Jazz basketball fans clearly did not see:

1. Melo had 7 rebounds, 7 crucial rebounds. You do realize the Jazz were up by 23 -- TWENTY-THREE! - and Melo led his team back to within one. Girls who watch basketball think it is all about how many points a player scores. Real men (like me) who played the game and know the game know that rebounds are just as important as points and rebounds is what made Melo a Jazz Killer the other night.

Plus in a game that the Jazz lead by 23...Melo was just a -4 for the entire game. When he was on the court, the Jazz were doomed.

2. I see not one Jazz fan wants to talk about this: Gobert fouled Melo on the three with a minute left. The single worst non-call in basketball history. I have never seen anything like it. If Gobert didn't cheat, Melo hits that three then the and-one...Portland up and wins the game. Melo kills the Jazz. But no, Gobert has to cheat in order to stop MeloTheJazzKiller.

Admit it, you were scared. Down 23 and Melo leads his team back on an amazing comeback. 7 rebounds a crucial four point play to take the lead with a minute left...admit it, I was right, Melo had you shaking in fear. Melo with his -4, 7 rebounds, and clutch four point play with a minute left killed the Jazz.

By the way, Jazz play Melo again on February 7th. Fearing that one already, right?

 

[Rubashov]

You are not being fair or honest. You are not including the two shots that Melo took after the ref blew the whistle to stop play. Both shots went in, nothing but net.

Look, I see there is tons of Melo hate here for some reason. The guy never punched his girlfriend in an elevator, the guy never went into the stands to beat on fans, the guy never slept with LeBum's mother....yet we get a blatantly false and nasty misrepresentation of his game stats from last night. Why? Why the hate here? I suspect it is because Melo kills the Jazz. ​

Who punched their girlfriend in an elevator and who slept with LeBums mum? Wes?

Anyway this dude is by far the best and funniest troll on the site. Dude is quality.

 

[Rubashov]

By the way, Jazz play Melo again on February 7th. Fearing that one already, right?

At my age I fear standing up too quickly...

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Who punched their girlfriend in an elevator and who slept with LeBums mum? Wes? .

Yeah, Delonte West was with LeBum's mother and Baltimore Ravns running back Ray Rice knocked out his girl in an elevator.

The worst things Melo has done is...hmmm, let's see...led his fellow student athletes to an NCAA Championship and led our nation to three Olympic gold medals.

Yet, he is disrespected and blatantly fouled late in the fourth quarter of a tight game.

 

[Rubashov]

Yet, he is disrespected and blatantly fouled late in the fourth quarter of a tight game.

Well he's **** and past it. Dude should retire and do endorsements for adult incontinence apparel.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Dude should retire

Yup, every player that recently wins the NBA Player Of The Week should retire.
Wow.

Hey, Harden, Doncic, Lowry, Butler, Anthony Davis, and Antentokounmpo won the award this past month. I guess you think they should all retire.

 

[Joncolton]

2. I see not one Jazz fan wants to talk about this: Gobert fouled Melo on the three with a minute left. The single worst non-call in basketball history. I have never seen anything like it. If Gobert didn't cheat, Melo hits that three then the and-one...Portland up and wins the game. Melo kills the Jazz. But no, Gobert has to cheat in order to stop MeloTheJazzKiller.

LINK to the video clip or it didn't happen.