I have discovered who Saltair's Finest really is

[UGLI baby]

I found out who the real guy is, and his work phone number. He's a college professor, and I called him at his school office to tell him that I was onto him, and that he better knock it the hell off.

Greatness

 

[Scat]

Don't college professors have better things to than troll the Jazzfanz message board?

Nope. Exhibit 1: NAOS

 

[nightmare3983]

Nope. Exhibit 1: NAOS

Good call.

 

[TroutBum]

Nope. Exhibit 1: NAOS

TA's with superiority complexes don't really count, do they?

 

[Dr. Jones]

TA's with superiority complexes don't really count, do they?

*In my best NAOS voice*

Ahem, TA that is ALMOST a professor, thank you. Prick.

 

[TroutBum]

*In my best NAOS voice*

Ahem, TA that is ALMOST a professor, thank you. Prick.

This is what I imagine it sounds like: https://www.hark.com/clips/jqkhxwtrcb-donkeys-can-fart

 

[Deleted member 848]

A shame that Saltair never came back, really.

 

[nightmare3983]

A shame that Saltair never came back, really.

I really wanted a full-fledged confession.

 

[QuinSnydersHair]

Bump.

RIP Saltair.