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I think we have a case of the “yellow jerseys” tonight.

Or we could be trying to lure moths to the court to distract opponents (we would practice this).

Or maybe covertly hoard phosphorous materials to SLC.

I have so many valid theories.
 
HermanG said:
Or we could be trying to lure moths to the court to distract opponents (we would practice this).

Or maybe covertly hoard phosphorous materials to SLC.

I have so many valid theories.
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Maybe we secretly have a bunch of guys that pee their pants spontaneously so we are trying to over up the inevitable stains.
 
There are right things and things that aren't right. This thing isn't one of the first things, it's just a thing that is, you know, a thing, and not a thing of the first kind... you get it... the not right thing... obviously...
 
I started this thread in the third quarter…. So it could have meant that the Jazz go on a tear and somebody ends up with a career night, but nay.

The hideousness of those jerseys was just too much for anyone to overcome. Even the flamethrower and the marksman are limited in how good they can make them look.


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Peter Effin' Parker said:
I'm not blind, I have poor taste. There is a difference.
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You’re not alone brother, when they wear the neons, I never lose my bearings and momentarily root for the wrong team even when I might be slightly intoxicated. No other neon adorned team in the NBA currently, we are breaking down unspoken tired conventions. Other teams jerseys look so boring in comparison. But I do tend to rationalize everything so bear with me.

1) No greater tool for demarcating and consuming academic text than with an old fashioned text book and a Utah Jazz Yellow highlighter IMO.

2) I have a couple of favorite tennis shirts that color that always get me the big W. One opponent complained that he lost sight of the ball in my shirt (yeah sure buddy, WYS! LOL).

3) I absolutely love innovation and can only surmise how many roadwokers, joggers, bicyclists, trick or treaters and hunters lives have been spared by that sensible decision to wear neon staring down the initial ridicule from fashionistas that said they looked hideous.

4) They’re gold baby! The most exalted and prestigious color in the history of civilization! The color that symbolized immortality in earlier times and is now equated with wealth, success and championships!

49 years this season - 49er Gold Rush Baby!
 
Once again- the yellow jerseys
The Jazz are now 1 and 2 in these radioactive pee jerseys

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They are horrendous.
 
What is it now 1 and 3 or 1 and 4 in these things? If it weren’t for the blinding brightness and overall ugliness I would say the Jazz should play the rest of their games in these things.


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