I was always one step ahead of everyone else

[Sloanfeld]

When I was a little kid, maybe eight years old, a bunch of us were waiting in line to see Santa Claus. Most of the people that I was with were public school kids, so they were semi-retarded. Anyway, I told the kids that when I sat on Santa's lap and he asked for my name I was going to tell him that since he knows everything he should know my name. (he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you'be been bad or good...) This complete bitch of a lady heard me oversay that and freaked out at me so I couldn't show off my superior intelligence in front of the lowly public school kids. I always wondered what the hell would have happened had that bitch not stopped me.

She wouldn't stop me now, that's for damn sure.

 

[Marty McFly]

I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

 

[The-Joker]

When I was a little kid, maybe eight years old, a bunch of us were waiting in line to see Santa Claus. Most of the people that I was with were public school kids, so they were semi-retarded. Anyway, I told the kids that when I sat on Santa's lap and he asked for my name I was going to tell him that since he knows everything he should know my name. (he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you'be been bad or good...) This complete bitch of a lady heard me oversay that and freaked out at me so I couldn't show off my superior intelligence in front of the lowly public school kids. I always wondered what the hell would have happened had that bitch not stopped me.

She wouldn't stop me now, that's for damn sure.

This has to be a joke. This is so stupid that it has to be genius.

Sloanfail. Are you Andy Kaufman?

 

[Sloanfeld]

This has to be a joke. This is so stupid that it has to be genius.

Sloanfail. Are you Andy Kaufman?

It's not. We were all in line to see Santa after a biddy basketball game. I thought I was so clever until that bitch made me feed like a piece of ****.

 

[franklin]

Wow, dude, 8, really?

^^^Please edit for punctuation.

 

[Hopper]

Wow, dude, 8, really?

^^^Please edit for punctuation.

I don't think ya got yo self nuff commas in there, eh, Frank? Probly need one before the question mark, I dunno.

 

[Hopper]

When I was that age, I met a lucky lil gerl who was 8 before she was 7, eh?

 

[Scat]

I was always one step ahead of everyone else

What you fail to realize is that you are so far behind, everyone is about to lap you.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Wait, you said eight years old, right?

It's all making sense now.

 

[The Thriller]

Was this before or after Santa did this to you?

 

[C l u t c H 385]

Hahaha, that was awesome.