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Complete this cliche with your choice(s).


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... I would force intelligence to find out the locations of jazzfanzers, I would travel around the world and visit/bust them while they are on their PC's/phones, jazzfanzing around.
 
I would invent a forward time machine and test to see how much of that Futurama episode comes true.
 
I'd retire, immediately. No two weeks, no warning, no nothing. Just get up and sign out and leave. They will figure it out eventually.

Then I'd have a house designed and built for me. Nothing fancy, a nice two story 4-5 bedroom 3 bath home at the end of some quiet, sleepy subdivision road. Then two new cars and a couple toys (2 4-wheelers and a dune buggy). Then I'd restore a muscle car. I'd enjoy time with my wife, kids, future grandkids and friends.

/heaven
 
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Stoked said:
I'd retire, immediately. No two weeks, no warning, no nothing. Just get up and sign out and leave. They will figure it out eventually.

Then I'd have a house designed and built for me. Nothing fancy, a nice two story 4-5 bedroom 3 bath home at the end of some quiet, sleepy subdivision road. Then two new cars and a couple toys (2 4-wheelers and a dune buggy). Then I'd restore a muscle car. I'd enjoy time with my wife, kids, future grandkids and friends.

/heaven
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Sounds nice. I wish I could examine my heaven that detailedly.
 
ElRoach0 said:
I would breed a race of three breasted women.
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If i was going to modify women I wouldn't give them an extra breast I'd rather just have them produce beer in the 2 they already have.

If I could modify myself I would get Kangaroo pouches on my *** cheeks so that I could have somewhere to put my sandwich while I'm doing the naked sexy time.
 
heyhey said:
If i was going to modify women I wouldn't give them an extra breast I'd rather just have them produce beer in the 2 they already have.

If I could modify myself I would get Kangaroo pouches on my *** cheeks so that I could have somewhere to put my sandwich while I'm doing the naked sexy time.
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Can't you just sew a pocket on the doll?
 
If have all the money in world and don't have to work for money, I would probably go around and volunteers at all the different places... schools, refugee camps, hospitals, in remote areas around the world, etc, ...


I would love to travel and meet people from all walks of life but at the same time helping them as well...
 
I have thought about this extensively.

I would buy some awesome houses in really cool places, like Jackson hole, whitefish montana, and any other place I wanted. They would have some land at each house and a workshop for me to do manly projects in at each one, stuff like woodworking, working on classic cars, etc.

Then I would buy a bunch if whitewater rafting companies and hire awesome people to run them. Then I would buy a ski resort too, something like powder mountain in Utah that I could expand and make even more awesome.

I am really interested in starting small businesses with friends and family, and seeing if we could be successful. I think that stuff is fun.

One other thing I have talked about with some friends and family is buying like 1000 acres of land and building bikes and businesses together and making our own community, but not the creepy fundamentalist kind. Just an awesome place to live with friends.
 
I would open a badass brewpub in downtown SLC and I would host the best and biggest pub poker tournaments the world has ever seen. Not only would I offer my own beer but all the locally made beer I could and a select few imports (from outside Utah).

I would start an organization dedicated to bringing sanity and effectiveness to Utah's alcohol regulations.
 
I would try to do something great. Create something that helped people out long after I've gone.
 
I'd make sure me and my kids are set for life for a nice, rich but not over the top lifestyle with a lot of travelling. I will make sure they go to the best college that suits them but they will not inherit much from me. Then i'd set up a charitable foundation, invest the money wisely and run that foundation. It will be a job to keep me motivated and occupied through life and yet I'd be able to give my money away for causes I believe in.

Basically what Billy Gates does...
 
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