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I'm Dating a Celtics Fan

t.work

t.work

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I met the perfect woman the other day, or so I thought. Turns out she's from Boston and is a huge Celtics fan. Dealbreaker? I think it will be fun. I hope.
 
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good luck. My lady's family is from Boston and follows the Celtics closely. It's been a friendly thing until recently...

I've warned them that I can't mask my hatred for at least 2 years and (a) don't talk to me about it + (b) let me gloat brutally when we beat them + (c) handle it well when the whole team falls apart and I laugh while pointing fingers.

If I were you, I'd set up the same terms.
 
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If she's a Celtics fan she can't be perfect. Good luck. Just don't be surprised when she asks you to throw away your jazz T-shirts or jerseys and then she buys you a Celtics one. Your life is going to be hell.
 
NAOS said:
good luck. My lady's family is from Boston and follows the Celtics closely. It's been a friendly thing until recently...

I've warned them that I can't mask my hatred for at least 2 years and (a) don't talk to me about it + (b) let me gloat brutally when we beat them + (c) handle it well when the whole team falls apart and I laugh while pointing fingers.

If I were you, I'd set up the same terms.
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I love this... I'd like some penalties/threats too... like if you break rule 1 penalties will range from me ruining the family get together to punching you in the throat depending on the severity of the breach.
 
t.work said:
I met the perfect woman the other day, or so I thought. Turns out she's from Boston and is a huge Celtics fan. Dealbreaker? I think it will be fun. I hope.
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Date her for 7 years then schedule a wedding with her. Several weeks before the wedding start dropping hints through friends' instagram that you might be thinking about an old college crush. Then don't show up at the ceremony... after people start texting you about how dare you leave her at the altar you reply "I still haven't made my decision, I can still marry her", then 5-6 hours later publish a "Thank you, Jane*" letter on Players' tribune.


*or whatever her name is
 
I dated a Bulls fan from early 1997 through the NBA Finals.

I distinctly remember her calling me to gloat about 5 minutes after Malone missed those two free throws at the end of Game 1.

The police still haven't found her body.
 
This reminds me of when the Lakers were playing Boston at BOS. Tons of BOS fans were holding up signs about how ugly Chloe Kardashian is (Lamar, duh)... anyway, Colin Cowherd said, "BOS fans are stupid, yeah, Chloe is a dog, but she's hotter than any chick in the town of Boston."

Obviously just same ol' shock journalism/fake news.. but I laughed.
 
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