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I'm taking the Shawn's barbecue ghost peppers Buffaloe wings challenge.

I just did the Carolina Reaper challenge an think I might die. They are 50% more Schoville Units hotter then Ghost Pepper. I only got two an a half in b4 downing 4 percoset and 3 pints in about 45 seconds.

Can anyone here eat Reapers straight? Challenge is 5 reapers.
 
I just did the Carolina Reaper challenge an think I might die. They are 50% more Schoville Units hotter then Ghost Pepper. I only got two an a half in b4 downing 4 percoset and 3 pints in about 45 seconds.

Can anyone here eat Reapers straight? Challenge is 5 reapers.


You took narcotics to counter hot peppers? Do you already have an opioid addiction or are you just really anxious to have one?
 
You took narcotics to counter hot peppers? Do you already have an opioid addiction or are you just really anxious to have one?

No I got them when I had a triple root canal a year ago an never took them. My stomach felt like I drank a vat of hot lava so.
 
You took narcotics to counter hot peppers? Do you already have an opioid addiction or are you just really anxious to have one?

Do you already have an alcohol addiction or are you just really anxious to have one?

Both are very toxic and not good. Just saying, I dont think you have room to preach.
 
I've been ****ting hot liquid fire for 40 minutes straight now. I do not dare wipe anymore. I got a bowel and am lying in the shower floor.
 
Do you already have an alcohol addiction or are you just really anxious to have one?

Both are very toxic and not good. Just saying, I dont think you have room to preach.



I'll take my alcohol addiction over a heroin addiction any day of the week.
 
I'll take my alcohol addiction over a heroin addiction any day of the week.

There isnt much difference. Ive seen both take down people I love. Alcoholics can only function slightly better, but the damage done can be just as bad.
 
There isnt much difference. Ive seen both take down people I love. Alcoholics can only function slightly better, but the damage done can be just as bad.


I must not be an alcoholic then. But hey, I do drink two whole beers when I get home from work.

I think I must have hit a sore spot with you.
 
This burns so bad I might squirt lemon juice up my keister. Guys do you think it would help? I tried eating 4 lemons an puking an now my throats feels like it is full of hot coals. Lemons did not work for throat.
 
I have a hard time believing that someone who took on a hot pepper challenge is reacting the way you are. There is a saturation point with capsaicin. You're not going to die.

I'll back out now and let you continue with your act.
 
I have a hard time believing that someone who took on a hot pepper challenge is reacting the way you are. There is a saturation point with capsaicin. You're not going to die.

I'll back out now and let you continue with your act.

Chill bro I know I am not literally going to die.

I have never eaten peppers that are so hot an move so fast that my ****** gets a dose of capsaicin. It feels like my sphincter is getting branded with a hot iron dipped in acid.
 
Chill bro I know I am not literally going to die.

I have never eaten peppers that are so hot an move so fast that my ****** gets a dose of capsaicin. It feels like my sphincter is getting branded with a hot iron dipped in acid.

Gameface just gets mad about everything.
 
Gameface just gets mad about everything.

Yeah, I'm super pissed. I'm shaking right now because this makes me so angry.

You should talk to the people I play poker with. I'm always just loosing my **** and freaking out because I'm so angry all the time. Probably fueled by my moderate alcohol consumption...err, I mean alcohol addiction.

Boris is a troll account and he's telling a funny story about having the ****s. I doubted his story and then realized how silly I was for even having to come to the realization that it wasn't real.

Carry on.

/triggered
 
You should talk to the people I play poker with. I'm always just loosing my **** and freaking out because I'm so angry all the time. Probably fueled by my moderate alcohol consumption...err, I mean alcohol addiction.

I agree. You're quite abusive when hammered (which is always). You should seek help Gameface!
 
Yeah, I'm super pissed. I'm shaking right now because this makes me so angry.

You should talk to the people I play poker with. I'm always just loosing my **** and freaking out because I'm so angry all the time. Probably fueled by my moderate alcohol consumption...err, I mean alcohol addiction.

Boris is a troll account and he's telling a funny story about having the ****s. I doubted his story and then realized how silly I was for even having to come to the realization that it wasn't real.

Carry on.

/triggered

I agree. You're quite abusive when hammered (which is always). You should seek help Gameface!

I never said you couldnt be a moderate drinker Gameface. I just pointed out the hypocrisy in you preaching to Boris about his addiction. How do you know he doesnt use opiates moderately and safely? Technically he could probabaly take very small doses every day and probably live a long time.

I also find it funny that Gameface and Siro comes as package deal. You cant argue with one without the other.

Where is my tag team partner? This is not fair. I demand fairness.
 
It is fair. If you want to make friends, then stop being such a stupid *******.

Ok, ok, I get it.

I will stop right now. No more of my shenanigans.

Can me and you be friends now? Im not gonna vote Trump either. Im voting Jill Stein I decided.
 
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