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In light of our new streak. L2 What jazz player do you think you could beat 1 on 1 and why?
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Coach Ellis
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This is actually a game that I'd like to see. What do we have to do to make it happen? Aussie vs. Frenchie in the battle of the best professional basketball bodies ever. Swaggy vs. Savvy.
seattlejazzfan
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I was playing pick up ball several years ago at VMI with about 8 or 9 guys from their bball team. D1 school but mostly sucked at the time. I came out and hit 4 straight 3s early against a zone, so one of their guys, about 6'5" - I'm 6'- started guarding me tight man, kinda box and one, i didn't even get a shot off the rest of the game. Couldn't even put it on the floor. Id get it and pass it - if i didn't turn it over first. These guys just so much better than everybody else it's ridiculous.
Its why when people complain about athletes making bank and teachers making 30k a year i just smh. Pro athletes make that because nobody else can do their job.
Its why when people complain about athletes making bank and teachers making 30k a year i just smh. Pro athletes make that because nobody else can do their job.
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Yup. Bunch of dudes still have delusions they could compete in the NBA if they just had a chance. When in reality a bench warmer white boy D1 college player would make any rec ball bully his bitch night and day.
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akirac73
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Rudy Gobert would slap you silly if you made a comment like that in his presence...
Isaiah 1:13
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The Jazz Bear. I'd just dance around till he dropped from heat exhaustion in that suit.
Bet I could take everybody but Hayward in tennis however.
Bet I could take everybody but Hayward in tennis however.
Didn't we beat them like a ginger step child at the Olympics?
Sandman822
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Don't know about basketball, but I reckon I could drink Dante Exum under the table.
Joe Ingles on the other hand...
Joe Ingles on the other hand...
Coach Ellis
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Rudy's a boxer. No pansy-*** slapping. He'd for sure beat the **** out of any of us.
Douchebag K
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eh he'd have to catch me first, i can run real fast. The last thing he'd hear would be "cheese eating surrender monkeys ....." and he'd be eating my dust...
jope
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Rudy would counter by saying "DownUnder! I've never tried vegemite!"... and you'd be forced by Australian law to fix him a sammie, while chanting "koala, boomerang, wallaby, oy oy oy! now eat this like a dingo eats a baby".
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I used to play in an invite only pickup game in Portland with former college and NBA players. The former NBA players were the former announcers for the Blazers, and are both in their late 50's I'd guess. Neither one had a great NBA career, but both were very good, still in their 50's and could shoot really well.
I couldn't beat any Jazz player one on one (maybe Hood-just make a jab step, he gets injured and is on the ground the whole time), just don't have the stamina or strength. Pretty sure I could beat Mack or Exum in a game of horse though.
I couldn't beat any Jazz player one on one (maybe Hood-just make a jab step, he gets injured and is on the ground the whole time), just don't have the stamina or strength. Pretty sure I could beat Mack or Exum in a game of horse though.