is it time to dip bullets in pigsblood?

[gandalfe]

Bullets get really hot, and that would cook off the pig blood, making the bullets halal to be hit with. For this to work, the bullets would need to be filled with pig blood.

Also, bacon helmets are not a terrible idea. The only problem is that they don't provide adequate protection. Dogs are unclean animals in Islam. So I think that simply dipping your clothes in dog piss should be enough of a Muslim-repellent.

Hear that, Dutch? Your strategy of bathing in canine urine is going to pay off any day now!

 

[DutchJazzer]

I see employees of muslim faith handling pork in supermarkets and fast food chains all the time. I doubt bullets dipped in pig blood would make any difference whatsoever based on their faith. They are not eating those bullets with blood at the end.

are those employees the extreme ones?


i see jews without hats and those silly curls on the side of their face all the time.

religious people come in different shades bro

 

[DutchJazzer]

Hear that, Dutch? Your strategy of bathing in canine urine is going to pay off any day now!

i neve rbathe in it. i just drink it!

 

[Boris]

So, if someone wears a "Heil Hitler" shirt, you nothing about them? Really?

Oh Godwin's.

 

[Boris]

I'm leaning more towards bacon hats. I'm pretty sure that if we start wearing bacon hats ISIS will surrender.

I'd rather put up billboards of Mohammed all across the country. Instigating the craziest an exposin em for open warfare. Quickest solution.

 

[gandalfe]

Oh Godwin's.

I admit, I picked an extremely obvious example that happened to be on my mind. But, to be fair, there's no wearing that shirt ironically.

 

[babe]

To me the mystery isn't why Trump thought it was true but why he obviously wants it to be true.

That's not a story that makes the US look good buddy.

well, nothing so obvious as political rhetoric. Pretty sure Trump doesn't care about the myth/mystery and is just using the rhetoric at crowd level for some bites.

I was going to summon [MENTION=40]Siro[/MENTION] to address the issues of mystery and science here. So when I see the market advertising "Halal" now I know what it is claiming, anyway.

Trump would seriously address the idea of dipping bullets into vats of pigs' blood only if he had the numbers to evaluate the cost/benefit equation. I doubt we have enough pigs here in America to supply the vats, since I doubt many Republicans would step outta the office to go donate. And sure Trump wouldn't volunteer.

On the other hand, I seriously question if the fundamentalist Islamic teen harvest rounds up real believers. I think the ideas that suck them in are clearly Western ideals of the fascist/Marxist genres.

And then there is this. "Seventy Virgins" is not my idea of paradise. Can you imagine being locked up with such a horde? Well, if Islamic paradise is supplied with a back door, maybe. I'd definitely wanna line up my gear and tackle and slip out in search of a nice little creek in a remote scrub oak canyon, hopefully with at least twenty yards of elbow room.