Jazz 2017/18 Playoff Bus! All Aboard!

[Siro]

In this case for sure, I also had no idea what I was talking about. Not anymore than those folks who think uncle f is a returnee/renamed long-time member. I can't keep up with all the member conspiracy theories about member alts. I did notice uncle f doing a sort of Ain't impression with some ebonics. As a one-time student of linguistics and practically every other subject of no account, I do know a little of the lingo of the ghetto and even what a pidgin variant is, and Ain'tnuthin pretended to be black. I dunno. Maybe I know nothing at all. That would explain a lot.

But I was speaking in jest, no insult intended.

Oscar Wilde wrote a brilliant political commentary in the form of a drama called "The Importance of Being Earnest". It was the funniest serious bit of political revelation in British History, but you had to think twice to understand. It was about some cultured ladies who had corresponded with a fictional chap named Earnest and were set on marriage. The spoofers had to show up to enjoy the temporary wealth of being welcomed in the best of British society.

The ladies were so charmed by their imaginary correspondent "Earnest" it was just unthinkable to break their hearts and confess. Yes there was more than one lady they had spoofed, and so there had to be someone willing to be real for them.

I consider all Anglo-American politics to be a scam on the world, but nothing can be as important as pretending to be free societies respecting the wishes of the ignorant dupes we all are.

In that context, I find local JFC characters pretending to be anyone quite hilarious, and quite a relief from fake reality.

He's not even trying to hide who he is. Your decades of linguistic training has failed you as surely as your decades of study of genetics, or decades long study of the climate.

 

[Gameface]

He's not even trying to hide who he is. Your decades of linguistic training has failed you as surely as your decades of study of genetics, or decades long study of the climate.

Don't forget his decades of studying the effects of marijuana use. I'm sure we're still missing at least a half-dozen other things babe has spent decades studying.

 

[Rubashov]

Ok, dazzle me.

It isn't that dazzling, years ago i was working at one of Melbourne's after hours nightclubs and Mr Statham proceeded to take all the drugs, while gacked off his head Mr Statham met a rather attractive and very young lady, i'd guess 17 to 18, tall, blonde, model type. The manager of the venue who is one of the gaping arseholes of the Melbourne hospitality industry (he actually owns a bar two doors down from mine, nearly 15 years later he's still a prick) organised for our man Jason to have the apartment that was next to the venue to entertain the young lady, champagne and other mood enhancers were provided by the venue and promoters and all assumed Mr Statham would enjoy the finest of Melbourne's hospitality. Unfortunately Jason due probably to the fantastic amount chemicals he had consumed that evening was unable but not unwilling to reach satisfaction. However our man remained steadfast in his desire to entertain and not disappoint the young lady, felt he should extend his performance to the standard one would expect from a Hollywood hard man. So at about 6am the manager receives a rather awkward phone call from Jason and post haste dispatches a friend of mine to score him some Viagra from a DJ working at another nightclub. I can't remember who had the awkward job of delivering the merchandise but ever since I have considered him to be soft.

 

[fishonjazz]

Have the people who quit caring whether Portland lost a week or so ago come back to the fold and started cheering for Portland losses again?

Im on the fence. I don't know if I want 3rd or 4th. Both are homecourt so that's a wash. I think the 4th seed has a more like chance at playing Houston, who I prefer over a healthy GS.
Really depends on who finishes 5th and 6th and since we don't know that yet then I have no idea if I want to catch Portland.

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

Go Clippers over the Nugzs (Clips at home)

Go Rockets over the Thunder (Rockets at home but nothing to play for any more)

Go Warriors over the Pelicans (Warriors at home but nothing to play for an they need to get healthy)

Go Spurs over the Blazers (Yes I want the 3rd seed but is the Blazers win it is still a win for the Jazz) (Spurs at home and both teams need a win)

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I want the playoff bracket to freeze right now. 4/5 versus NO is ideal imo. AD is great... the rest of the roster is meh at best. Houston in the second round... I have a friend who is a huge Rockets fan... the shocker is he is the best guy... he is legit a super smart basketball guy. I mentioned we might see them in the second round and that we always beat them in the playoffs... he mentioned now they had CP... I told him we always beat him in the playoffs too... long pause... deep breath... and just a head nod. His confidence seemed to wain a bit... seems like a good sign to me?

 

[LifeOnaPlate]

Have the people who quit caring whether Portland lost a week or so ago come back to the fold and started cheering for Portland losses again?

If they win tonight and the Pels lose to the warriors, utah clinches playoffs tonight.

 

[fishonjazz]

I want the playoff bracket to freeze right now. 4/5 versus NO is ideal imo. AD is great... the rest of the roster is meh at best. Houston in the second round.

Yep. I have felt like this for a long time. I think we beat the pelicans in 5 or 6 games. I think a healthy warriors team kicks our butt. Houston probably does too but a healthy warriors team is in the conversation of greatest team of all time so I would like to avoid them.

 

[Gameface]

But the Warriors might not be healthy at all in the playoffs. Or they may not be healthy in round one and get eliminated so we don't even play them in round 2.

I want the Jazz to win and win and win.

 

[fishonjazz]

But the Warriors might not be healthy at all in the playoffs. Or they may not be healthy in round one and get eliminated so we don't even play them in round 2.

I want the Jazz to win and win and win.

That is a good point too. First round matchup is the most important though so its hard to say if I want #3 or #4 without knowing who is at 5 and 6. But ya, just keep winning, I agree.

 

[yamers]

crazy day for the western confrence playoff implications.

clippers vs nuggets
thunder vs rockets
pelicans vs warriors
balzers vs spurs

crazy to note that if the thunder lose and nuggets win, the thunder would drop to 9 I believe....that's insane.

 

[Tak]

It isn't that dazzling, years ago i was working at one of Melbourne's after hours nightclubs and Mr Statham proceeded to take all the drugs, while gacked off his head Mr Statham met a rather attractive and very young lady, i'd guess 17 to 18, tall, blonde, model type. The manager of the venue who is one of the gaping arseholes of the Melbourne hospitality industry (he actually owns a bar two doors down from mine, nearly 15 years later he's still a prick) organised for our man Jason to have the apartment that was next to the venue to entertain the young lady, champagne and other mood enhancers were provided by the venue and promoters and all assumed Mr Statham would enjoy the finest of Melbourne's hospitality. Unfortunately Jason due probably to the fantastic amount chemicals he had consumed that evening was unable but not unwilling to reach satisfaction. However our man remained steadfast in his desire to entertain and not disappoint the young lady, felt he should extend his performance to the standard one would expect from a Hollywood hard man. So at about 6am the manager receives a rather awkward phone call from Jason and post haste dispatches a friend of mine to score him some Viagra from a DJ working at another nightclub. I can't remember who had the awkward job of delivering the merchandise but ever since I have considered him to be soft.

Hahaha, "soft" indeed. Thanks for the story, the wife is a big fan of the baldy Brit, I'm going to save the tale for the next time she start to swoon over him.

 

[candrew]

crazy day for the western confrence playoff implications.

clippers vs nuggets
thunder vs rockets
pelicans vs warriors
balzers vs spurs

crazy to note that if the thunder lose and nuggets win, the thunder would drop to 9 I believe....that's insane.

I'm sure Houston is aware of this and won't be giving OKC a free ride this time. Also, this is Houston's final home game of the regular season and it's on national TV.

After this game Hoston plays LAL & SAC on the road so my guess is this is basically Houston's last full game of the season for their starters.

 

[candrew]

Also looking for SAS to go back to looking unbeatable being they're at home .

 

[infection]

crazy day for the western confrence playoff implications.

clippers vs nuggets
thunder vs rockets
pelicans vs warriors
balzers vs spurs

crazy to note that if the thunder lose and nuggets win, the thunder would drop to 9 I believe....that's insane.

Go Rockets and Nuggets! Let OKC bump GSW.

 

[yamers]

i think Houston might just rest everybody and not risk it. Same as the warriors.

 

[babe]

He's not even trying to hide who he is. Your decades of linguistic training has failed you as surely as your decades of study of genetics, or decades long study of the climate.

He says he's not Franklin, I didn't dispute that. I made fun of you and siro or whoever for being "in the game" of discussing member alts/revised handles and such. You think the little f in uncle f stands for franklin, why don't you fantasize the big F in Farrakhan stands for Franklin. I think you're being silly.

But I actually don't care. For the record, I think anyone accused of being Franklin or Ain'tnuthin should consider the discussion in favor of the accusation the highest of JFC honors. I hope our "newb" isn't annoyed, that's about it. It could be El Roacho for all I actually know, but again.... this is lightweight humor. Which I love.

I haven't been paying much attention. I'm doing good knowing the Jazz have done well enough to get in the playoffs, unless they lose all the remaining games.

However bullet you should acknowledge I took the cheer for beating GSW when the experts in here were pouting doomsday tank crap. Also, on the poll I was the second to take the position the Jazz would finish in the 6th seed. Ok, I just like being optimistic. But damn straight I cheer for the Jazz.

 

[Siro]

He says he's not Franklin, I didn't dispute that. I made fun of you and siro or whoever for being "in the game" of discussing member alts/revised handles and such. You think the little f in uncle f stands for franklin, why don't you fantasize the big F in Farrakhan stands for Franklin. I think you're being silly.

But I actually don't care. For the record, I think anyone accused of being Franklin or Ain'tnuthin should consider the discussion in favor of the accusation the highest of JFC honors. I hope our "newb" isn't annoyed, that's about it. It could be El Roacho for all I actually know, but again.... this is lightweight humor. Which I love.

I haven't been paying much attention. I'm doing good knowing the Jazz have done well enough to get in the playoffs, unless they lose all the remaining games.

However bullet you should acknowledge I took the cheer for beating GSW when the experts in here were pouting doomsday tank crap. Also, on the poll I was the second to take the position the Jazz would finish in the 6th seed. Ok, I just like being optimistic. But damn straight I cheer for the Jazz.

You're hilarious. Franklin asked for his account to be banned, created another account the same day, and openly carried on with the discussions he was having before the name change. But no, it's not him. It's the globalists or something.

 

[babe]

Don't forget his decades of studying the effects of marijuana use. I'm sure we're still missing at least a half-dozen other things babe has spent decades studying.

armchair experts reading research papers are a dime a dozen, I know. But at least I'm keeping by grey cells and not marinating them in chemicals.

 

[babe]

You're hilarious. Franklin asked for his account to be banned, created another account the same day, and openly carried on with the discussions he was having before the name change. But no, it's not him. It's the globalists or something.

So like I said, I haven't been paying a lot of attention to Franklin or the newbs who have appeared since his little rant about privacy. For all I know, what you're saying is indeed a conspiracy being run by top FBI officials in a project intended to run out so much disinformation nobody can track their man on their witness protection program.

Lots of stuff I don't know.

Pretty sure anyone who cared to hack my private conversations is pretty much the bottom of the cesspool for having a useful life.