Jazz 300+ lb flasher

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

Did anyone who was at the game see the 300+ lb woman on the Jumbo Tron who started to rip off her top during the game last night? That was a first and probably the funniest thing that I have ever seen at a game.

Go Jazz...

Remember to support like a Jazz Wonderbra... but KEEP IT ON WOMAN!!!

 

[LjJazzman]

Sure did, so funny.

 

[The Black Swordsman]

No pictures or it didn't happen!

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

That was me.

 

[Wham!]

My parents were at the game last night and when I asked them how it went, the plus-size stripper was the first thing they mentioned She was sitting right by them.

 

[MattMan]

No pictures or it didn't happen!

*shields eyes*

I BELIEVE YOU!! I BELIEVE YOU!! JUST DON'T SHOW PICTURES!!

 

[YB85]

No pictures or it didn't happen!

Oh, it happened. The buzz in the arena lasted a good three minutes after it.

 

[carolinajazz]

.....so your saying it was more entertainlng than the pathetic defensive performance by the Jazz?

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Did you get her number?

 

[LjJazzman]

Oh, it happened. The buzz in the arena lasted a good three minutes after it.

At least three minutes for sure. It was a pretty amazing group reaction.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Did they haul her *** out of the arena?

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

Nope, they didn't kick her out AMAZINGLY! The whole audience laughed and was all a-buzz when it all went down.

No pictures... sorry. Even if I had them, I would have burned them. The guy next to me said 'I would never pay to see that!' The next guy over said 'I would pay NOT to see that!'

Oh humanity... she is probably one of the members on this board. Cyrone Torbin kinda looks like her. Just add black glasses, a whig, and a low cut shirt.

 

[freakazoid]

Why do you suppose they called me Mountain in the marines?

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[InGameStrategy]

Did you get her number?

Yes. 300 plus.

Did they haul her *** out of the arena?

They tried, but were not successful.

They did do a strip search, though. She helped.

 

[prodigy]

No pictures... sorry. Even if I had them, I would have burned them. The guy next to me said 'I would never pay to see that!' The next guy over said 'I would pay NOT to see that!'

Then the next guy was like I want some of that fine *** *****, motha****a! damn!

He might have had a drink or two and talked like the characther Nino from the movie Drive.

 

[roseparkjazzfan]

that was pretty nasty! i hope one of the jazz dancers does it next