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Jazz player assaulted by his GF in front of a child

That would be a great avatar if any new posters are joining the site. I would srsly use it if I didn't have the best one already.
 
She probably asked Al to pass the mashed potatoes, but Al just held the bowl and stared at it and wouldn't pass it until she came over and slapped it out of his hands.

....my agents tell me he came home with ANOTHER jailhouse tat....and she hit the roof! "You just came off the lockout which cost us hundreds of thousands of dollars....and you wasted more money on those pathetic low sink of debauchery tattoo's???" She then proceeded to slap knots on his head faster than he could rub them!
 
...I came home with ANOTHER day of jazzfanz at work....and she hit the roof! "You just wasted yet another day on jazzfanz talking about jailhouse tats and cost us hundreds of dollars!" She then proceeded to slap knots on my head faster than I could rub them!

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Really Al? A 38 year old?

....does that surprize you? Here's a guy who's been playing the post for years.....and is completely clueless on how to run a simple pick and roll, even though he had one of the best point guards trying to help him learn it!!! You don't honestly think he's going to pick a good wife do you???
 
What is the big deal with the age difference? 38 is better than 18 for a 26-year-old man, but no one would be surprised or dismissive of the latter.
 
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