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So I work in a very small office (2 people). And the other guy is going to retire in a year or two. Well I just found out that the guy tapped to replace him is a hard core Lakers fan. It will be just me and him, day after day after day for potentially the next 20+ years.

I already emailed my supervisor telling I will file a EEO complaint for a hostile workplace if this happens. He didn't find that funny but I was only kind of joking.

How do last that long without ending up behind bars?

SAVE ME!
 
jazzman12 said:
The bright side is that as long as Jim Buss continues to run that **** show, at least you'll have the "Scoreboard" argument.
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He's already telling me the Lakers will move up because they are the Lakers and that Durant and Westbrook are going to LA if OKC fails to win/reach the finals.

I'm gonna slash his tires.
 
Stoked said:
He's already telling me the Lakers will move up because they are the Lakers and that Durant and Westbrook are going to LA if OKC fails to win/reach the finals.

I'm gonna slash his tires.
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So not only is he a Lakers fan, he is an annoying Lakers fan? Ugh, good luck with that buddy.
 
Wait, why is this a bad thing exactly? It's not like the Lakers are going to be beating us anytime soon. This is a good thing. You will be able to talk ish.
 
Stoked said:
In reality he is a pretty good dude. We get along fine.

Just kicking a few cobwebs on Jazzfanz.
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So you did this instead of posting a ridiculous trade idea?

C'mon it's easy. I'll even help you get started...Tibor and Raul for ___________(insert All-Star here)______________.
 
I'm imagining this scene...
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Did your "new coworker" move to Utah to investigate some shady dealings of a man named Alan Stanwyck, of Provo, Utah? If so, his wife is bangin' and I would advise you to seal the deal, my man.
 
Stoked said:
He's already telling me the Lakers will move up because they are the Lakers and that Durant and Westbrook are going to LA if OKC fails to win/reach the finals.

I'm gonna slash his tires.
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I think he's right. Not the Durant/Westbrook thing necessarily, but this isn't the Knicks. The Lakers aren't going to disappear from the top for 40 years. The Lakers always cycle around. They'll definitely win multiple titles during his reign over you. Prepare yourself accordingly.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
I think he's right. Not the Durant/Westbrook thing necessarily, but this isn't the Knicks. The Lakers aren't going to disappear from the top for 40 years. The Lakers always cycle around. They'll definitely win multiple titles during his reign over you. Prepare yourself accordingly.
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Already looking at things like nair, thumbtacks, spray paint, screwdrivers...
 
[MENTION=129]Duck Rodgers[/MENTION] the Cowboys. I can live with that.
 
Stoked said:
[MENTION=129]Duck Rodgers[/MENTION] the Cowboys. I can live with that.
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Haha...wow....should have guessed. He's probably a Yankees fan too...just to top it off. Your problem is bigger than I thought. I thought maybe we were just dealing with a Los Angeles transplant here or something.....but it's a man with a serious favorite sports teams related illness.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Haha...wow....should have guessed. He's probably a Yankees fan too...just to top it off. Your problem is bigger than I thought. I thought maybe we were just dealing with a Los Angeles transplant here or something.....but it's a man with a serious favorite sports teams related illness.
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At least he didn't say the Raiders, Pats or Steelers.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Haha...wow....should have guessed. He's probably a Yankees fan too...just to top it off. Your problem is bigger than I thought. I thought maybe we were just dealing with a Los Angeles transplant here or something.....but it's a man with a serious favorite sports teams related illness.
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There's nothing worse than a Lakers/Cowboys/Yankees fan. Srsly the very worst people I have met fall into this category.
 
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