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Witty: rubio with a quiet 4 TOs thus far
yamers: what are you guys expecting?
str8line: Aldrich makes Favors look small.
yamers: like look at our roster and injuries
Witty: feels like its been a month since we blocked a shot
str8line: That hesitation dribble by Hood
yamers: you have a PG whose never been above .500 in his entire career leading
Hekate: Lauvergne is turrible
Jazzta: I love that move by Hood
MT: Yeah
MT: Rubio blows
str8line: Rubio might need to be sent to D league.
Witty: TO no 5
yamers: there it is
yamers: i won my bet'
yamers: thanks rubio
Witty: what was your bet
yamers: 5+ to rubio
Witty: how much you win
yamers: 100
Witty: haha nice
yamers: easy money, it's ovbious he was gona get 5
str8line: Nice work Yamers
Witty: what kind of sucker puts 100 on that
Witty: that hes going to get below 5
yamers: like printing money
yamers: he was gona get 5 easily
yamers: spurs defense gets alot of deflections
str8line: What's your other bet?
Archie: Rubio is ok at defense, great a free throws and has a jumper like Greg Ostertag. Dude is only in the NBA due to his young Mighty Duckesque legend.


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Rubio needs to play 25 minutes a game max. He is horrible with turnovers. His lack of shooting hurts the team.

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yamers: and rubio turns it over a lot
Witty: yeah really only a 2/3 of the game in really
Ellipse: Rubio: 3 assists to 5 TOs, 1-5 shooting. But he does have 7 rebounds.
Witty: game the rubio delusional rubio homers
Witty: my brain is friedy apparently
Witty: fried
str8line: Jazzta gonna be sad.
Witty: i took a nap after work and someone should just shoot me
yamers: my other bet is rubio gona shoot under .300
Archie: You cool, witty.
str8line: You gonna win dat too.
Archie: Do you guys think Rubio and Ball talk?
yamers: ball is prolly gona be better than rubio
yamers: but their rookie stats are nearly identical
str8line: Leonard on minute restriction?
str8line: Nice.
Archie: I actually like Ball and his game.
str8line: Actually...bummer. Tank killer.
Archie: I like the Ball family too though... Love their Ball in the Family show.
str8line: Ball gonna be good if he doesn't go crazy from his stressful dad.
Archie: At the end of the day, Lavar tries to do the best he can as a father.
Witty: his jumpshot is cancer of the eyes though
Archie: Imho.
Witty: never seen anything like it
MT: lavar makes lonzo's life less stressful honestly
Archie: It is. But he's got game.


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Witty: the radical media coverage, now that people have tuned out, just really was the culprit for making him look like a maniac
Witty: he's probably not a whole lot different than trey burkes family
Archie: He loves attention, but not as much as he capitalizes on it.
Witty: JJ can't guard a shooting guard these days
MT: Burks wtf are you doing
Saint: LMFAO
Saint: Burks just murdered a child
Witty: lol that kids a *****
Witty: by thankful for the grazing of alec's sinew on your toeheaded blonde hair
ONE: Spurs picking Murray thinking they can teach him to shoot
MT: Burks
MT: wtf


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ONE: Kyle Anderson aka Steph Curry's big brother
str8line: LOL Witty
MT: How many times
MT: is Burks going to leave his man alone on the perimeter
MT: Three
MT: ****ing
MT: time
Witty: patty mills haircut is pretty bad
Witty: tall order of arbys curly fries
hhhhkau: terrible hair
hhhhkau: criminally bad
Hekate: don't let Mills get hot
Witty: the "i want to have a fivehead" look
Rubashov: gotta love patty
Zombie: Too late hekate
MT: Thanks for letting the Spurs back in the game, Burks
str8line: Sweet move by Anderson.
Rubashov: great haircut too
hhhhkau: incredibly high forehead
str8line: Burks just setting himself up to be the hero.
Witty: well are we were doing was doing iso joe on offense for 2Ps, missing most, while they were chucking and making threes
Hekate: these buzzer beaters
str8line: Fivehead... LOL!
Witty: suspect offense scheme from quin on that
hhhhkau: no haircut would be comfortable living on that high hairline
yamers: burks not guarding pills
Zombie: I'm incredibly tired of seeing ludicrous buzzer beaters go in
str8line: I probably should have heard that before.


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yamers: burks is just a low IQ player. you can't fix stupid. unfortunately.
hhhhkau: I just had to google fivehead. wow. lol
ONE: Qualtrics should at least give that man $50 for participating
Witty: joe ingles saving all his energy for the didgeridoo battle with mills after the game in the parking lot
DownUnder: he can't do that .. cultural appropriation
Witty: i need to vacuum up all this cat barf in my kitchen
Witty: how pathetic am i
Witty: keep stepping in dried clumps on my way to the cold beer holding box
str8line: Ingles 0 points.
Archie: David Bertans is the whitest thing this side of Durantula.
str8line: Bricky 6 TO
Witty: first few minutes of this quarter is do or die
Witty: is joe johnson wearing timberlands?
str8line: Burks tends to go under the basket too much. He needs to put it up before he's directly under the basket.
MT: Ingles
str8line: Oh Jinlges!
MT: what a vicious stepback


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str8line: JJ's shoes are... um... different.
Archie: I used to hate watching Tony Parker play. It consisted of him driving recklessly towards the hoop, shooting and diving to the floor while getting the
hhhhkau: someone post a pic of these shoes pls
Witty: jim beam vanilla sounds absolutely dreadful
Archie: Every damn time. It was worse than Harden at one point.
str8line: Dude, how long you had cat barf in the kitchen?
MVP: Jazz look way better tonight
hhhhkau: you need another cat
hhhhkau: to eat the barf
hhhhkau: that's how it works in our place
Witty: since my girlfriend's family is in town for the holidays so shes off doing stuff and babysitting
str8line: Hate sweet liquor. Especially ****ing up a bourbon.
Witty: my sister had her pug puppy over a little bit ago and he took care of a lot of it
Archie: Drink the bottle for me.
yamers: im off my **** right now.
MVP: agree sweet liquor sucks
str8line: Not that Beam doesn't suck on its own.
Witty: yeah was never a fan of regular beam
MVP: vodka or beer. No other drinks for me
vegas: So Rubio career 8.2 apg. Under 5 this season, and also at a career high for TO..just less than his rookie season..
Archie: I almost drank tonight. Almost.
Witty: i just dont ever see national broadcasts so im not used to all the commercials or the junk they sell
Archie: Vodka makes me sick.
Witty: i try to stick to beer
Witty: vodka isnt bad, canadian whiskey
Witty: the rest can get me pretty batty
str8line: I been on the holiday binge... no drinky tonight.
Witty: i turn into hitler when i drink gin
Witty: literally
MVP: all colored drinks give me headache... brandy, whisey, cognac... etc..
str8line: Hood just ridiculous.
Archie: You get a hard on for genocide or something?
MVP: vodka such a clean drink, no headaceh at all
Archie: I'm a rum guu.
Archie: Guy
str8line: You grow a funky mustache?
MVP: Hood looks good
Witty: even when i was young and my hangovers weren't bad, i could never do rum
Archie: I can drink 750 ml of rum and work the next day no prob.
Witty: i think the only vodka that doesn't **** on me the next day is grey goose


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str8line: They say only whiskey kills the bacteria in ice.
Witty: and only until recently i could never really afford it
Rubashov: bunch of *******, drink like men
Archie: Vodka is supposed to be the best for hangovers and that **** kills me the next day.
Rubashov: worst hangovers are from gin
Archie: There always has to be that guy that judges you if you don't drink what he does. Like it's personal. Lol
MVP: Do youi drink pure vodka or mix it with some crap?
Witty: on ice
Archie: I usually just drink shots.
Witty: damn two rimmed out shots in a row
Rubashov: vodka is pretty clean, still prefer gin, or good tequila
MVP: so no mix?
MVP: meh,.. tequila or gin is just not tasty
yamers: jonas
Jazzta: Frickin Parker
yamers: rly brutally garbage on defense
Archie: I'm not a fan of mixed drinks. I'll occasionally have a whiskey sour or mix anything with pineapple juice.
Rubashov: they make better mixers in cocktails
MVP: only mix with vodka I like is Ceasars or Bloody Marry
Archie: What's a Ceasars?
Witty: udoh not letting that tony parker prayer go in
MVP: damn only 1 pt l;eft
Archie: Drink that **** fast then.
Rubashov: if you drink classic cocktails like old fashioneds and sours, side cars you'll be right
Witty: hopefully this is awake favors and not zombie favors
str8line: 6 fingers of good tequila a splash of fresca and a ton of fresh lime juice. Yum
Witty: awake favors confirmed
MVP: Arcie it is Canadian variety of bloody Marry... vodka mixed with Clamato and with some pepper
Rubashov: avoid the tiki pineapple juice girl drink crap
Shad: don't be fooled boys.
Shad: we will throw this game
Jazzta: Whiskey on the rocks for me
Archie: Pineapple and rum on a summer day or night makes me feel like I'm a ****ing pirate.
MVP: http://www.baconismagic.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/caesar-drink-a.jpg
Rubashov: really? raping and pillaging works for me
str8line: Yeah, my usual drink is Crown and Diet Pepsi. Don't judge me.


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MVP: but why dietÉ
Archie: No judging here, dude.
Jazzta: And beer, or a fine red wine for "special" ocassion
str8line: Regular too sweet and flat. Like that chemical taste.
MVP: diet? it tastes like crap to me.. I hate all diet drinks..
hhhhkau: this conversation is next level.
hhhhkau: I hope it never ends
MVP: opposite to me.. I can taste that asparate from a mile
Jazzta: You can taste the artificial sweeteners
MVP: aspartate
Jazzta: aspartame
Archie: Have you guys ever had a Coney Rootbeer?
str8line: Yeah, I love aspartame
MVP: dang
str8line: And all those other chemicals.
Jazzta: Lol
Jazzta: Coney?
Archie: Literally does not taste like an hard drink. Had one last week and was weirded out, but liked it.
str8line: If aspartame and whiskey are good for you I'm gonna live forever.
Archie: Yeah, Coney Island I think.
hhhhkau: that was my reaction to ketamine
Witty: i just want to honk aldridge's snoot
MVP: nice pick and roll here
hhhhkau: it is honkable
vegas: favs doing a good job taking it to aldrige this game
str8line: Pick and roll and Aldridge's snoot should not be in the same conversation.
hhhhkau: his snoot just got benched
MVP: LOve Hoods elevation
Jazzta: I love Mitchell's energy from the bench
str8line: Favors should have shaved his one eyebrow.
hhhhkau: same. he loves it.
Witty: sure seems like his toe isn't bothering him
vegas: Hoods about to go off. He's got that look in his eye
Witty: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
str8line: OK let's go!


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framer: No reason Mitchell can't be a better bench celebrator than Trey Lyles. . .
Archie: Great d bu Favors
vegas: Jazz resting DM for the playoffs
MVP: I need to wake up at 5 am tomorrow... so this late game is not doing me favors..
Witty: well, im impressed we havent let the spurs lead in any of these pushes that they do
str8line: Was DM limping?
str8line: I think he was.
Archie: Mitchell looking sexy af in street clothes, eh?
Jazzta: Hood has it man, the jazz should hold on to him
MVP: but since thye have a chance to win it I am stuck with it:)
hhhhkau: cmon jazz.
Jazzta: Hood!!!
MVP: great pass by Rubio
str8line: Imagine if Hood never got hurt.
DownUnder: DM is pimping it for national TV .. been learning from Rudy
MVP: FGrench connectiojnh is not working for Spurs today
Hekate: hahahaha
hhhhkau: Rodney Hood - prince of threes
Archie: Lol
Archie: Ftw
Jazzta: Baby!
JazzMan4Life: When Hood is hot he is HOT!
hhhhkau: that was absurd
Jazzta: His shot form is so artistic
MVP: TNT is orgasming over Hoods elevation
Archie: I think my sling tv stream is like 30 seconds behind. Wtf.
str8line: We so need this after last night.
vegas: Hood not done yet
Archie: Good foul by Favs
LifeOnaPlate: Love Hood
Witty: popovich clearing his throat
Witty: too much vaping
str8line: Jerebko manning up.
LifeOnaPlate: Rubio looking good tonight
Witty: lol the ref across the court trying to say he saw jerebko was on the line
MVP: good hustle Jonas
Archie: Anyone else think Pop is a douche?
Jazzta: Me
LifeOnaPlate: I like pop
yamers: bad call


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hhhhkau: I also like pop.
Archie: Dude is an **** to people.
LifeOnaPlate: Damn
MVP: Mills got leveled
Hekate: dumb fouls everywhere
LifeOnaPlate: Nice flop
str8line: Pop is a weirdo but I sometimes like him.
Zombie: I feel bad for party lol
Zombie: Patty^
MVP: Rubio is working on tripple dopuble
str8line: My God... Hood!
LifeOnaPlate: Hood is unconscious
Jazzta: Look at that, Hood playing like a boss
Saint: Hood having a Kobe "i aint passing ****" game
JazzMan4Life: Rodney Good!
LifeOnaPlate: Kobe Hood
hhhhkau: Godney Hood
str8line: **** all of Hood's injuries.
JazzMan4Life: As he should Cy
LifeOnaPlate: bonus!
str8line: Godney... awesome.
vegas: srs if we got some GSW luck with injuries for Hood
LifeOnaPlate: Godney lol
Zombie: Hot Rod the Scoring God
Jazzta: Haha bye Aldridge
Archie: Rod in the Hood.
LifeOnaPlate: Hot Rod Hoodley
LifeOnaPlate: Commentators suck tonight
JazzGal: It's good to be home.
hhhhkau: thabo. lol
str8line: Paying homage to Hot Rod... like it.
JazzGal: For me and the Jazz.
MVP: if somebody would have told me that we can beat Spurs without Gobert and Mitchell....
yamers: kyle anderon haircut
yamers: wow man
yamers: LMAO
vegas: meh they are down Pau, Manu. Kawai on restriction, TP on restriction..
yamers: joe ingles jawing at that white guy on the spurs
Zombie: Kyle Anderson's hair makes him look like a penis
str8line: Anderson's hair looks like Larry from Three Stooges.


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MT: LMA
MT: more like
MT: LMAO
Jazzta: Lol, an ugly one at that
MVP: Not sure what kind of penises Zombie sees on regular day lol
Archie: If you think his hair looks like a penis, wtf kind of penises are you looking at?
Jazzta: Lol
Jazzta: Hairy on the top
str8line: Actually a combo of Larry and Moe.
Archie: Anderson's game reminds me of Boris Diaw's
Zombie: For real he's got like a mushroom shaped head with that ****
str8line: Jingle Bells!
MVP: Hood was flirting with career high in few games, can he finally get it
DownUnder: Rodney's gonna get paid i think ...
str8line: Holy ****, Sefo.
str8line: That was UGLY.
Zombie: There have been some baaaaad misses tonight
vegas: What's our record in this 9 game death trap so far now?
MVP: Rubio with 11.10.6.6 game...
str8line: Godney stepping up on the big stage.
Archie: Ingles with the stare down
LifeOnaPlate: Good for Rubio tonight
str8line: Ingles needs his swagger back.
MT: The Spurs are selling out so hard to double Hood
MT: amazing
JazzGal: Love the Snyder Stare
MVP: Anytime tank negine starts going we kill it nxt game lol
Archie: The Jazz play bipolar.
Rubashov: im going for a beer tonight
MVP: Rub what kind off?
Jazzta: Great win, Hood took over this one like a boss
Rubashov: depends where i go i normally drinks coopers pale ale on tap
hhhhkau: who we got next?
MT: thunder
MVP: wow clean block
Jazzta: Give it to those darn Thunder
LifeOnaPlate: Need more games from Rubio like this y'all
yamers: with 6to?
JazzGal: Hope we play the Thunder better this time


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Jazzta: Rubio had a solid game this time
str8line: Any really good pilsners in New Zealand... know you're in Aussi.. but...
yamers: rubio shooting 2-7
Archie: I swear I just saw David Foster Wallace in the crowd. Lol
LifeOnaPlate: They got the dunk follow anyway so who cares
yamers: 6to
yamers: is not a solid game
yamers: lucky hood went off and favors player well
Rubashov: jingles looks tired, hands haven't been active on D
MVP: yammers give him props. To are bound to happen, rest of his game was decent
Rubashov: drank heaps of pilsner in europe its a good drink but im an ale drinker
Rubashov: i miss being able to smoke in bars so bad
LifeOnaPlate: He played better tonight, stats aside. 2-7 with eleven points.
hhhhkau: ricky found a way to contribute. he brought energy. not a terrible game.
LifeOnaPlate: More points than fg attempts, yo.
str8line: Yeah, I've spent months seeking out Pilsners in Europe. Can't get enough.
Archie: Quin's Synder's left eye is bigger than his right.
str8line: Was hoping NZ might have some.
MVP: held the spurs to 89. That alone is nice
str8line: Heading there.
Archie: Quin's Left Eye wouod be a good screen name.
hhhhkau: lol. yes
Archie: Almost as good as ghost of larry's leg
Rubashov: haven't been to NZ in nearly 20 years
yamers: mitchel with the water bottle
str8line: Damn, that was a good game.
Archie: Finally win on national tv.
hhhhkau: camera water damage
str8line: Cheers bros.
Archie: Gobert's suit is ugly af.
MVP: lol camera man got mitchelled
MVP: what is up Hood's lip?
Archie: Camera guy got Mitchellized
MVP: like he has some extra tissue in the middle of upper lip
Witty: i just dry heaved all over the place cleaning up cat barf
Witty: i just dont do it well


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