DON'T FORGET THIS IS AN EARLY 5:00 PM START.
The Utah Jazz seek to extend their three-game winning streak as they set out on a three-game road trip that starts with a stop in Indianapolis to face the Pacers. The Jazz will be putting a three-game winning streak on the line, as well as an 8-game road winning streak, as they seek to possibly overtake the Denver Nuggets in the standings with a win tonight, especially if these two guys could do us a solid...
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What the hell is a pacer, anyway?
A few people going to need it tonight, tbh.
Last game, Quin Snyder was ejected and Donovan Mitchell had to help escort him off the floor before he went full Jerry Sloan on the officiating crew:
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Above: Quin and Ricky confer on what to do about “a guy.”
Favors is reportedly questionable for tonight.
If Layden had his phone booth or if KOC had given DL the keys to the DeLorean, I think I’d go back in time and grab the 2008-2009 incarnation of this guy for our stretch four:
A 6’11” PF. Appeared in 73 games. That year he scored 14.3 points, grabbed 11.8 rebounds, and shot 45% from deep on 5 attempts per game. Couldn’t think of a more perfect pairing with Rudy.
As a consolation, I’d leave them with the rights to this scraggly kid:
But it’s a good thing we didn’t let Layden screw up the space-time-continuum too much.
This game brought to you by Mike Tyson Mysteries.
If Mike Tyson and the Jazz continue to win, we should get to his Charlie Sheen roast by the end of the year.
The Pacers franchise houses the greatest player to ever come out of the Netherlands:
R.I.P. Dutch.
And one of their local heros:
Key match-ups tonight -- NBA player's kids: Glenn Robinson III and Domantas Sabonis vs. Jae Crowder.
Jazz also face off against a familiar friend, waiting just around the bend.
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When you’re lost out there and you’re all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home.
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Everywhere you look...
The Utah Jazz seek to extend their three-game winning streak as they set out on a three-game road trip that starts with a stop in Indianapolis to face the Pacers. The Jazz will be putting a three-game winning streak on the line, as well as an 8-game road winning streak, as they seek to possibly overtake the Denver Nuggets in the standings with a win tonight, especially if these two guys could do us a solid...
What the hell is a pacer, anyway?
A few people going to need it tonight, tbh.
Last game, Quin Snyder was ejected and Donovan Mitchell had to help escort him off the floor before he went full Jerry Sloan on the officiating crew:
Above: Quin and Ricky confer on what to do about “a guy.”
Favors is reportedly questionable for tonight.
If Layden had his phone booth or if KOC had given DL the keys to the DeLorean, I think I’d go back in time and grab the 2008-2009 incarnation of this guy for our stretch four:
A 6’11” PF. Appeared in 73 games. That year he scored 14.3 points, grabbed 11.8 rebounds, and shot 45% from deep on 5 attempts per game. Couldn’t think of a more perfect pairing with Rudy.
As a consolation, I’d leave them with the rights to this scraggly kid:
But it’s a good thing we didn’t let Layden screw up the space-time-continuum too much.
This game brought to you by Mike Tyson Mysteries.
If Mike Tyson and the Jazz continue to win, we should get to his Charlie Sheen roast by the end of the year.
The Pacers franchise houses the greatest player to ever come out of the Netherlands:
R.I.P. Dutch.
And one of their local heros:
Key match-ups tonight -- NBA player's kids: Glenn Robinson III and Domantas Sabonis vs. Jae Crowder.
Jazz also face off against a familiar friend, waiting just around the bend.
When you’re lost out there and you’re all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home.
Everywhere you look...
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