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Booner32

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It's time to break my silence. I can't take it anymore!

AK = turd (except if televised in Russia)
Raja = consistent turd (he's your clockwork dump that u can always count on)
Big Al = diarrhea turd (doesn't happen every day, but when it does, nothing worse)
Milsap = phantom turd (doesn't appear to be a turd, but a turd nonetheless)
Deron = toilet paper (can only wipe turds so much before he becomes a turd himself)

Honorable Mention:
CJ: 1st turd of the bench (a 4 tool turd def-reb-dribbling-smarts, he's only good when shots falling)

BTW, it's time to start HAYWARD!!!! At least he busts his *** out there!!! Come on Sloan!!!!
 
I am definitely on the start Hayward bandwagon.. why play Raja because he isn't playing well and he isn't the future. Its also time to play Fess at center move Jefferson to PF and put Millsap on the bench. The bench can be Watson, Bell, CJ, Millsap and Okur. Send these guys a message if you don't play hard then the next step is a trade. Then trade AK and get a SF who can create his own shot.
 
I was not a fan of lineup change but I'm about to change my opinion. The Jazz should go back to their oldtimers. Start Memo/Millsap/AK/CJ/Deron. Let the newcomers who apparently have learning disability and thus have been unable to get the idea of how things work in Sloan's Jazz offense watch the sets, watch how the ball is moved from side to side, shared effectively and at a much faster pace. This idea might not be an ideal one but things cannot get worse than this. The Jazz are embarrassing themselves, disappointing fans and clearly do not deserve to get their pay checks. BigAl should get rid of loser mentality. He and many others seem to be happy and content with a 27-16 record, which could easily and realistically been 30-13 right now. They are not a part of a team whose 2 wins in a month is news to people. Deron is pissed off and I would not want to be in place of him right now. He sees how bad the Jazz play defensively and how stupid their offensive execution is.
 
cowhide said:
I am definitely on the start Hayward bandwagon.. why play Raja because he isn't playing well and he isn't the future. Its also time to play Fess at center move Jefferson to PF and put Millsap on the bench. The bench can be Watson, Bell, CJ, Millsap and Okur. Send these guys a message if you don't play hard then the next step is a trade. Then trade AK and get a SF who can create his own shot.
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Hahaha, this thread made my night. I'm all for starting Hayturd (lol) in place of Raja, but how much more can we do? Part of me thinks this team just stinks but part of me thinks they are just tired. This same slump seems to happen every year and the Jazz always bounce back after the break. This year should be no different. Get the Elder Turd in there and lets get on with the future!
 
Fess AK miles hayward and williams get my vote to start. Play them and watson, price and elson for 8 min. Bench the rest and let them get a new view of the game their suppose to be playing.
 
Its amazing how the general consensus of Hayward has changed from being a total bust 1 month ago to our savior now....
 
Start CJ Miles at the point. Let's look at the facts. He dribbles better than Stockton, shoots better than Malone, passes better than Magic Johnson, rebounds better then Rodman and defends better than the US border patrol. So why is CJ not the starting point guard?
 
Booner32 said:
It's time to break my silence. I can't take it anymore!

AK = turd (except if televised in Russia)
Raja = consistent turd (he's your clockwork dump that u can always count on)
Big Al = diarrhea turd (doesn't happen every day, but when it does, nothing worse)
Milsap = phantom turd (doesn't appear to be a turd, but a turd nonetheless)
Deron = toilet paper (can only wipe turds so much before he becomes a turd himself)

Honorable Mention:
CJ: 1st turd of the bench (a 4 tool turd def-reb-dribbling-smarts, he's only good when shots falling)
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....the pain will stop....with the LOCKOUT!
 
Jazz4ever said:
Its amazing how the general consensus of Hayward has changed from being a total bust 1 month ago to our savior now....
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I doubt anyone actually thinks Hayward's our savior. I think the feeling is that he can't possibly be THAT much worse than Bell and might possibly be better. Bell is a spot shooter who can't create or rebound, Hayward has a much more varied offensive repertoire and can create and rebound. While perhaps not the spot 3 point shooter Bell is, he shows potential in this area. Bell is supposed to be a defensive stopper, but whose skills in this area have evidently declined as well. Perhaps the defensive drop-off to Hayward is not so large after all. Hayward is potentially a part of the longer-term Jazz core. Bell is a short-term 'fix.' Finally, the Jazz currently suck, or more precisely, the first unit sucks. It lacks rhythm, chemistry, firepower, and energy, serving up a consistent diet of first quarter shellackings, forcing the second unit to cover its ***, which, although it managed to do so early in the season, has proven less capable of doing lately.

In short a chance appears to be needed. Bell is underperforming. Why not give Hayward a shot and see what he can do? Mathews thrived last year after given the starting job and the coaches' confidence. Maybe Hayward will do the same.

Hayward is not THE answer, but he can possibly be part of of the answer. One thing is for sure, Bell IS NOT the answer.
 
Jimmy eat jazz hit the nail on the head! I concur. Hayward's upside is much higher than Bell's. The last time Hayward started, he played really well. Give the rook a chance!
 
Booner32 said:
It's time to break my silence. I can't take it anymore!

AK = turd (except if televised in Russia)
Raja = consistent turd (he's your clockwork dump that u can always count on)
Big Al = diarrhea turd (doesn't happen every day, but when it does, nothing worse)
Milsap = phantom turd (doesn't appear to be a turd, but a turd nonetheless)
Deron = toilet paper (can only wipe turds so much before he becomes a turd himself)

Honorable Mention:
CJ: 1st turd of the bench (a 4 tool turd def-reb-dribbling-smarts, he's only good when shots falling)

BTW, it's time to start HAYWARD!!!! At least he busts his *** out there!!! Come on Sloan!!!!
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5 guys, 1 cup?
 
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