What's new

Jazz visit The Gift Horse 12/26/17 7:00 MST

Saint: burks lmao
Hekate: man that would be awesome by Burks
Hekate: Oh Rubio gonna miss a week
Jazzta: Negativo
Archie: Hood has had a few memorable terrible performances this year, including going 0/11.
Archie: But he's played extremely well imo.
Archie: He's streaky af though.
Saint: Hood has had two bad games idiot
Saint: he has not been streaky this year
Hekate: Burks ****ed up Udoh's perfect defense
Witty: hood gives up the rebound, gives them an and 1
Saint: the fukcing narratives
MDAV28: If you're not going to go for an offensive rebound then get back. That kills me
Jazzta: Be a good sport Saint
Archie: rememberable * lol
ONE: Imagine Lyles playing next to Favors right now in a run & gun lineup.
dipship31: lol our offense with Donovan
dipship31: *without
ONE: *without
Jazzta: I wouldn't touch Lyles with a 50 ft pole
ONE: Anyone knows what shoes Mitchell wears?
ONE: Is it the Dame 4?
Witty: i think
ONE: I need to buy a pair.. tossing up Dame 4 and Kyrie 4 at the moment
RobDMB: 2 words... anemic offense
Jazzta: What ever happened to Faried? Talk about going down hill in his career
Archie: They look like new age Iverson's but Addidas I believe.


This post is using recent content from chat. Join the chat anytime! https://jazzfanz.com/pages/chat
 
Archie: Yeah, the Dame 4.
ONE: Hard to tell but the thick sole looks like Dame 4
Archie: Nah, talk about over achiever.
MDAV28: Lyles took Faried's minutes
Saint: the soles arent that thick in the dame 4
Saint: it just the casing they sit in
Saint: they are very lower to the ground
Saint: very low*
ONE: @Cy, Dame 4 vs Kyrie 4, which is better?
Saint: some of hte lowest riding basketball shoes on the market
Witty: we arew not going to win if we keep having 3 minute dry spells of 0 points
Saint: for basketball or just general wear/style?
ONE: basketball
MDAV28: Kyrie 4
Archie: The best shoe is personal preference.
MDAV28: You play guard right?
Saint: idk, ive worn neither, but people who review shoes have them both rated highly
ONE: Yah
ONE: guard
Archie: Cy, I'd love to ball with you.
MDAV28: Kyrie 4 are terrible for bigger guys but great for guards
Archie: Time and place.
ONE: I've got wide feet, reading the reviews Dame 4 would be better, but it's really ugly
Jazzta: I'd like to ball
ONE: Adidas just don't make good looking shoes IMO
Saint: idk, the kyrie's finally got zoom cushion
MDAV28: Yeah Kyrie's are narrow but the toe is wide
Saint: so they can probably be worn for heavier players now
Archie: It's weird cause Adidas makes some good looking clothes
Jazzta: You show em Mitchell
ONE: @MDAV, is the Kyrie 4 that narrow? Uncomfortably narrow?
Saint: both the kyrie and dame's are narrow fits
MDAV28: Kyrie 3 has a zoom unit in the heel
Saint: the dame 4 is probably narrower cuz it's one piece construction
Jazzta: The Kyrie 4 is flat, just like his brain


This post is using recent content from chat. Join the chat anytime! https://jazzfanz.com/pages/chat
 
MDAV28: *had
Saint: i dont think the kyrie 3 did, the kyrie 4 is the first with on
ONE: Dame 4 looking from far away you can't even tell it's Adidas
ONE: like, next to no branding
Archie: @Cy I'd play you 1 on 1 for your shoes or mine. First to 11 by 1s and 2s and 3 dribbles. You down?
Saint: but i might be wrong on that idk
Saint: i dont live in utah
MDAV28: No Kyrie 3 did. You can see it in the sole
Saint: and you probably have bigger feet than me
Archie: Ok. I travel a lot for work.
Archie: Where do u live?
Saint: dont eenie me
Archie: You don't play for shoes to wear them, dude. It's a dignity thing.
1f600.png

Jazzta: Lol what
Saint: dog i dont want your shoes
MDAV28: I don't want somebody's used bball shoes hahaha
Jazzta: Foot fetish?
ONE: I'm really bad at 1 on 1
Saint: and i dont particularly want to meet you irl either
ONE: I'm a team player
Archie: Ok, dude.
ONE: I'd never play anyone 1 on 1, it'll get ugly
Ostertag>Duncan: for who? you?
ONE: 2 on 2 at least for me
Witty: in other news jazz shooting 9/30
ONE: yah for me
ONE: lol
ONE: I'm a pass first guy
Hekate: I hate 2 on 2's
MDAV28: Yeah Jazz may not score 40 this half
Ostertag>Duncan: OL how was Thor:Ragnarok?
ONE: AMAZING
Ostertag>Duncan: worth seeing if I'm not a huge superhero movie guy
Ostertag>Duncan: ?
Ostertag>Duncan: I love Guardians
ONE: I think so
Ostertag>Duncan: thanks
ONE: oh if you love guardians u gonna love this
Saint: i watched Creeper 2 today on netflix
ONE: similar sort of humor


This post is using recent content from chat. Join the chat anytime! https://jazzfanz.com/pages/chat
 
ONE: Yah you won't be disappointed
Archie: It was directed by the dude who did what we do in the shadows and the hunt the bewilder people
Ostertag>Duncan: what's Creeper?
Witty: our free throws have just dropped off
Ostertag>Duncan: haven't even heard of the first one
Archie: Or whatever it's called.
Ostertag>Duncan: loved what we do in the shadows. Haven't seen Wilder people
Saint: it's on netflix, it's a POV shot movie about a serial killer
Archie: Love his movies and wanna see Thor for that reason alone.
ONE: saw hunt for the wilder people 2 days ago on TV
Hekate: Wilder people was great
Saint: it's like a black comedy kind of thing
ONE: hilarious
Ostertag>Duncan: Eenie Meenie POV?
Saint: yeah, lmoa
Jazzta: Favors more aggresive tonight on the boards
Saint: honesty, I think the guy from Creeper is probably Eenie Meenie IRL
ONE: you use IRL a lot Cy
Saint: eerily similiar now that I think about it
ONE: do you do that IRL also?
Saint: now, i say words out fully IRL
Archie: Yeah, Hunt for Wilder people is great. What we do in the Shadows was way funnier though. Two completely different movies. One great director.
ONE: like that pun?
MDAV28: This offense is pathetic
ONE: The cop in Hunt is a famous comedian here in NZ
ONE: just looking at him makes me laugh
Witty: ive had it with favors
Archie: You're a Kiwi?
ONE: Yah
ONE: a few kiwis here on the board
ONE: more Aussies though
ONE: we're out numbered
Archie: I imagine watching this game is how other fans feel when their teams play the Jazz.
Witty: just throwing up wet laundry
Archie: Right on.
Jazzta: We're playing like crap
MDAV28: This game is really not entertaining at all
Hekate: Too sloppy
Archie: Super boring.


This post is using recent content from chat. Join the chat anytime! https://jazzfanz.com/pages/chat
 
I feel like there’s a bunch of guys on this team (Rubio, Burks, JJ) that would have been positive guys last year that just are not getting it done this year. Jazz need to get some focus and direction for their roster.
 
So glad we don’t need Gobert anymore.
 
Witty: these plebs arent even doing pushups
ONE: that Jokic guy's pretty good
Jazzta: I was thinking what a burpie was
Jazzta: ...
ONE: we're still in this
ONE: they haven't really pulled away
MDAV28: They haven't played well either
Witty: id say being down 14 isn't being in the mix
Witty: especailly when youre shooting 29%
MDAV28: You must not watch much basketball then haha
ONE: they can revert to the mean though Witty
ONE: 14 isn't a lot if you have a Harden on your team
ONE: but we don't..
MDAV28: 14 isn't a lot in any game especially first half
Hekate: we have been shooting well from 3
Witty: jazz defending the pnr by using the chair tactic
Jazzta: Ugh, garbage half
Witty: we really dont deserve to even sniff the playoffs
Witty: this offense is atrocious
Archie: Stopped watching the game in favor of a bath.
Witty: pass heavy garbage


This post is using recent content from chat. Join the chat anytime! https://jazzfanz.com/pages/chat
 
14 points in the 2nd quarter is pathetic. Donovan, Hood and Favors need to pick up the offense, or this is going to be the worst loss of the season.
 
Good. A fair amount of the blame for tonight has to be his ****** lineups. Everybody needs to get their heads out of their asses. Including Snyder.
Joe Johnson shouldn't be on the floor right now. He hasn't look even ok in 90% of the games. Sef and Royce have been solid.

Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk
 
Hekate: I want to believe
Witty: we pass it too much and it generally ends up with some of our worst shooters shooting it
MDAV28: The Jazz have generated pretty good looks...
Hekate: We haven't been into the paint, if we get into the paint and score we gon win
ONE: 1-2 more losses in a row and I'm rooting for the tank seriously
Jazzta: Half time show!
Witty: i dont know what metrics snyder uses to defend such a **** scheme but this team hasn't looked this bad since corbin
Hekate: we are shooting %42 from 3 this game
Hekate: or around that
Ostertag>Duncan: simon sez jesus
Archie: Rubio is 0-5. Dude loves shooting it like Happy Gilmore loved playing hockey.
Archie: Jazz are 28.9% from the floor
Ostertag>Duncan: guys got a harris jersey wtf
Archie: We've made more 3s than 2s. 6 to 5.
Hekate: what's the point of the simon sez game
Witty: to demonstrate how much a moron this guy who's running it is
Hekate: I got it
Archie: Mind control and being a disciplined sheep.


This post is using recent content from chat. Join the chat anytime! https://jazzfanz.com/pages/chat
 
The Jazz shoot 28.9% from the floor and somehow manage to make more 3s than 2s in the first half (6 to 5.) What a boring and pathetic game to watch.


You bet I'm gonna watch the second half though.
 
Back
Top