Jazz vs. Pacers, whats your story?

[Lakers_Slapper]

Jeremy Evans is so excited for the upcoming game! He asks Gordon Hayward.. "Gordon! go and fetch me some frozen Gobert!" Gordon Hayward does so, but on his way he runs into George Hill that is just to tall to go over, he must go around and head David West. But on his way he runs into the gatekeeper that says, "before you go David West, I will ask that you perform a Derrick Favors for me??". He doesn't want to do this, who would?? But he accepts but only askes that he sees Dr. John Lucas the III to make sure that he doesnt catch a case of Enes Kanter. As long as he doesn't have Enes Kanter he can cross over to Chris Copeland. If he goes Brandon Rush over there he wont have a case of itchy Richard Jeffersons! Please continue this story.............

 

[Tony]

 

[Revolution 9]

 

[Hekate]

 

[jope]

Wtf?

Sent from the JazzFanz app

 

[fishonjazz]

jagoff mods.......... please sticky this game thread

 

[Mission Accomplished]

I had to go take a pooh. But, when I got to the toilet it was full of Gordon Hayward ($%^&). So I decided to call Dennis Lindsey in to unclog the toilet. He grabbed the tools and started to work. He worked really hard at first so I decided he was a good plumber. I then left the house to let him get to his business. When I returned to my house he gives me a bill. "Wow, why is this bill so expensive $40 mill for 4 years this is way to much" I said. "IT IS THE GOING RATE!!!" he yelled. I paid the man and let him go on his way. Then I walked to the toilet and found that their was still a bunch of Hayward stuck in. The moral of the story is with Dennis as our GM get ready to over pay for a pile of $%^&.

 

[enchilada_style]

I had to go take a pooh. But, when I got to the toilet it was full of Gordon Hayward ($%^&). So I decided to call Dennis Lindsey in to unclog the toilet. He grabbed the tools and started to work. He worked really hard at first so I decided he was a good plumber. I then left the house to let him get to his business. When I returned to my house he gives me a bill. "Wow, why is this bill so expensive $40 mill for 4 years this is way to much" I said. "IT IS THE GOING RATE!!!" he yelled. I paid the man and let him go on his way. Then I walked to the toilet and found that their was still a bunch of Hayward stuck in. The moral of the story is with Dennis as our GM get ready to over pay for a pile of $%^&.

I had high hopes, man. You let me down.

 

[Harambe]

This thread, man. It's bringing me down

Whose alt am I?

 

[Nate505]

 

[Nate505]

jagoff mods.......... please sticky this game thread

Never!

 

[Archie Moses]

Head David West. Sexy.

 

[Lakers_Slapper]

Good to see everyone has a sense of humor.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

finish the story

 

[The Thriller]

Packers playin on a b2b. I wouldn't be surprised if this game is a lot closer than many of us think

 

[DutchJazzer]

Yawn


is burks starting???

 

[bovice]

is this the game thread?

I can't wait to see paul george vs paul george today.

 

[Jazz4ever]

The Pacers will probably blow the Jazz out, which will only guarantee the Jazz are amped to beat Milwaukee, NY, and Philly who all loom next week, solidifying the 10th pick.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Good to see everyone has a sense of humor.

That was short bus special. Where in that entire mess was there anything to have a sense of humor about?!?!

 

[Getting Traded]

To finish the story: Well, before long it was learned that the entire team had come down with a case of Corbin and all of them were rushing to go to the bathroom, but poor Ty was forced to take a pile of his own crap on the bench.