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Jazz vs Pistons (24th of Jan)

MVP: it was bad defense by Rudy
MVP: Drummond has no footwork, just brute forces, so you need to adjust vs that
Archie: Look wise. He moves way better than Mureson.
MDAV28: Whoa Mitch
yamers: lmao
yamers: mitchel
yamers: shut down drumond wtf
Archie: How has Kennard looked this year?
Ron: Lol that hook by jerebko
Archie: Dude lit it up in college.
yamers: omfg
yamers: I HONESTLY
yamers: CANT STAND RUBO
MDAV28: Not like a lottery pick. Taken right before Mitch I think..
MVP: yeah that pass was stupid even for Rubio
Rubashov: wow
Saint: jazz offense, get good passes to open 3 point shooters who pass up open 3's until they drive into a crowded paint
Ron: 3 on 2 fast break and no one runs with Rubio. They both post up for threes.
Ron: Ingles needs to get benched for passing up open shots until he learns.
MVP: Jazz just need to undestand what is working and run it until other team stops it. Means give the ball to Mitchell and clear out lol
Ellipse: I'm thinking his slow release leaves him with no confidence that he can get it off before the defender covers 10 feet.
MDAV28: ^Thats exactly what it is
Archie: I think I've seen kids dab in every arena this year. Lol
Archie: I'm surprised, to be honest, there haven't been Kevin Love threads on the forum.
Ron: Yeah and every kid and adult that dabs looks equally stupid.


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Ron: There have been love threads for years on here. Lately there has been posts about it no threads since the off season.
Archie: Oh, gotcha.
yamers: idk how rubio got tht big contract
yamers: 15million dollars to be a total garbage can
Archie: I'm talking about within the last few days with all the Cleveland drama.
Witty: i want to play pubg but it's hard to turn away from a jazz dumpster fire
MVP: Gobert needs to improve his lower body strength
Hekate: Killer handles by Gobert
Archie: Anyone watch the end of the Lakers game last night? Dear lord almighty.
Rubashov: wow simmons might have a triple double before halftime
Witty: well at least rudy isnt airballing free throws anymore
Rubashov: reckon he's pissed about not being an all star?
Rubashov: MVP its hard to do when you're all legs
yamers: 43 pts
Witty: i wonder if quin has the guys shooting basketballs in practice
Jazzta: If you guys had to chose to be a fan of an eastern team what team would it be? not because of players but the organization in general
Jazzta: just curious
Witty: i legit think he has them doing nothing but driving, kicking out, swinging the ball, driving, repeat
MVP: Jazz playing like crap and only down 6. Not worried yet
Rubashov: jazzta years ago it would have been the knicks, not so much now
MVP: Jazzta - Indiana.
Archie: Probably the Celtics.
Witty: mine was the celts until the howard fiasco
MDAV28: I like the Hawks organization
Archie: Knicks too.
Rubashov: and yeah i liked the pacers a lot too, reggie and jalen rose
Jazzta: all interesting
Witty: now it's prob hawks or hornets
Jazzta: why?
Archie: I want the Knicks to turn it around, but they are like the Browns in the NBA
Witty: hornets are in the same bus as us for the most part
Jazzta: I'm with witty, the hawks for some reason
MVP: ok going home... will joinin 4th quarter I guess when we will be up by 10
Rubashov: I loved the nasty Knicks of old, a team after my own heart


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MDAV28: Hornets don't really compare to us at all...
Witty: can't seem to get of their own way out of mediocrity
DownUnder: you just want to brawl with Jeff Van Gundy
Archie: Celtics are relevant in championship talks. Have been in the past and always will be. I want nothing more to be a fan of a championship team.
Rubashov: Oak is my boy!!!
Witty: how do they have to compare?
MDAV28: You said they're in the same bus as us
DownUnder: wtf did our players keep passing up 3 pt shots to drive into the paint and throw up off balance garbage shots
Jazzta: I could get behind the Hawks
Witty: they are a small market, mediocre to the T, have players that arent hateable
MDAV28: Maybe I'm wrong but that generally means you think they compare...
Rubashov: archie you're a sellout, a cheap one at that you make me sick
Hekate: currently probably nets
DownUnder: lol how good was it when Oakley got ejected from MSG last year
Jazzta: yep
Rubashov: that was digusting they should have pulled the garden down after that
MDAV28: When's the last time they won a playoff series? When's the last time the Jazz won a playoff series?
Hekate: fun team and will be great to see them dig themselves out of that hole
MDAV28: Their salary situation is terrible
Rubashov: That said if I was ever to live in the states i'd probably live in boston
MDAV28: They don't make smart signings/picks
MDAV28: But ok, small market
Archie: Just tried the pork in my slow cooker. Damn, it's good.
Jazzta: I wouldnt change living in the rockies
Witty: kids suck at basketball
Witty: jeremy lin sighting
Archie: My 6 year old gives two ***** about basketball.
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DownUnder: i'd live in Boise Idaho
DownUnder: spectacular climate
Jazzta: You sound like the kind of guy that would go troll them in the court
Witty: shackle him and lock him up in a room like those one people in layton
Rubashov: im eating a chicken curry that looks like a cleared bowel obstruction, taste slightly better
Jazzta: Get your kick blocking their shots
Archie: Mmm... curry...
Rubashov: Idaho?
Archie: The one food that looks better coming out than in.
DownUnder: hey is the city of Detroit still bankrupt and destitute ?
Rubashov: I'd live in canada
Jazzta: Tmi archie
Witty: yeah but at least they got a new basketball arena for the hype hype pistons
Rubashov: hey pretty much, its a large dumpster fire
DownUnder: obviously not enough people in Detroit can afford a ticket to fill the stadium
Archie: There's a good Vice documentary on Detroit on youtube. Love their documentaries. Hate their news.
Rubashov: the citys population has declined by two thirds i believe
Catchall: Jazz are tantalizingly close to a top 7 or top 6 pick in this historic draft.
DownUnder: where can you live in the US that you have close enough access to ski in winter, play golf most of the year and get to a beach ??
Jazzta: Ted Nugent is from detroit
Jazzta: Fun fact
Witty: ted nugent is a card carrying nutbar
Jazzta: Reno
MDAV28: @Catchall I'm not sure if the Jazz can outtank those behind them
Rubashov: I don't ski, I hate golf, the beach i don't really care about, I want a decent climate, plenty of live entertainment and a solid drinking culture
MDAV28: I mean brooklyn and LA has no incentive to lose so maybe they can hop them


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I don't mean this in a mean way - but I'm so ready for the Derrick Favors era to end. He's such a good guy and loyal servant to our Jazz, but his demeanor just drives me crazy. He's perfectly fine with just whatever. Since he's been with us so long, he has had the chance to set the culture. Sometimes, it just seems like he's only there to earn a paycheck. The happiest I have heard him in years was talking about Atlanta and that one time squirting Mitchell with the water bottle. He deserves to be happy and I wish him the best. I'm just ready to move to the next era.
 
I don't mean this in a mean way - but I'm so ready for the Derrick Favors era to end. He's such a good guy and loyal servant to our Jazz, but his demeanor just drives me crazy. He's perfectly fine with just whatever. Since he's been with us so long, he has had the chance to set the culture. Sometimes, it just seems like he's only there to earn a paycheck. The happiest I have heard him in years was talking about Atlanta and that one time squirting Mitchell with the water bottle. He deserves to be happy and I wish him the best. I'm just ready to move to the next era.

Im ready for the deadline so the LOPO era can come to an end.
 
Rubashov: Glasgow for instance, european city of culture...
yamers: MY DICK
Witty: didnt he piss and **** in a military draft office to avoid going to vietnam
MDAV28: @Rubashov you may enjoy Portland
Witty: now hes some nutty right wing gun activist ********
Jazzta: That would be Provo Ruba
Ron: @DownUnder Oregon. You can ski year round there at Mount Hood. You have the beach and it's beautiful.
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Witty: newport oregon is my favorite little town ever
Rubashov: yeah or Seattle
Catchall: Northern Calif. -- you can ski at Lake Tahoe, go to the beach at Point Reyes or Santa Cruz and play golf wherever
yamers: you guys should see florida
Catchall: Tahoe is a 3 - 4-hour drive tho
yamers: it's absolute ****
Witty: but florida has florida men
Catchall: It's ****, or it's THE ****
Catchall: ?
DownUnder: cool thnx gents
Catchall: hm, no censoring there
Jazzta: So when are you moving here
DownUnder: glasgow has really kicked on and become rather cosmopolitan in it's old age
Jazzta: to the good ol usa
DownUnder: soon as i sell the kids ..
DownUnder: i mean they finish school
Catchall: Glasgow? Scotland?
yamers: it sucks
Ron: I don't see myself leaving SLC anytime soon. It's a fantastic City. But if I did I would probably move to Oregon again. But not Portland.
yamers: its **** like ricky rubio
Rubashov: I'll never move to the US
Catchall: gotcha
yamers: gona vomit soon
yamers: watching rubio gives me kleptospazms
Rubashov: Argentina, maybe, Scotland maybe,
yamers: favors slug lord
yamers: favors is just....done
Rubashov: Hey yamers you should talk to a professional about your eating disorder...
Catchall: We playin!
yamers: got both favs and rudty in there
yamers: cant rebound
Ron: Diarrhea mouth isn't an eating disorder.


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If I had to pick an east team to follow, I’d go with either the Bulls or Bucks. Grew up in Illinois during the Jordan / Pippen era, and I’m a Packers fan. . . so I can’t help but root for Milwaukee to get better.
 
Rubashov: hehehe
MDAV28: K it's a broken record but that was insane by Mitch
Jazzta: Ron please
yamers: i dont get it, how are they not able to rebound
Jazzta: I'm eating a snack
Rubashov: had to tie a bird down last night with one, actually felt sorry for her
Witty: so why cant we guard layups?
sojodave: What is the attendance at this game?
Ron: 12 people
yamers: 2k
Witty: teams dont seem to care gobert is down there
sojodave: Lots of red seats
Witty: donovan never hits timely threes
Witty: treade his ****
yamers: lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
yamers: our bigs are so awful on offense
Jazzta: Gobert and our 1st pick for Giannis ?‍♂️
yamers: it's hilarious
Saint: sometimes i dont even know what gobert is doing with his around the rim touch finishes
Ron: Honestly, I don't know who I would definitely trade Mitchell for. Gobert I could name about 10 to 20 people.
Catchall: Jazz seem offensively challenged
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Saint: seem?
Ron: Nice block gobet!
Ron: Gobert...
Rubashov: Simmons is having a monster game for the 6ers
Rubashov: Gob it?
Ron: Who day?


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Catchall: The jazz's uniforms look nice against the light hardwood. So there's that
Ron: Which Simmons?
Rubashov: 76ers
Rubashov: Ben
DownUnder: Richard
DownUnder: aerobics boy
Rubashov: hehehe
Jazzta: Lol at Boban doing yoga
DownUnder: i hear he does a pretty decent back door cut
Rubashov: He's a dude looking for some kevin spacey action
Ron: Ben Simmons? Is he the guy who used to play for Spurs?
Catchall: ??
Rubashov: Ron you're a spastic
sojodave: Boban is bigger than the back door
yamers: mirotic has been total ****
yamers: so glad we didnt trade for him
Catchall: If the Jazz can drop 1 1/2 game in the standings, they can slip by the Lakers and Bulls to the #8 pick
Ostertag>Duncan: Yamers shouldn't you be happy the jazz suck?
DownUnder: Ruba have any of the crims you deal with invoked the Kevin Spacey defense yet ?
Ostertag>Duncan: You're pro tank right?
Saint: yamers is obly happy when he complains
Saint: if utah were really good
Rubashov: what is that defence?
Saint: he'd be pissed
Ron: You Australians and your obsession with home town players. I don't know how people cheer or care for Simmons. He seems like a real **** wipe.
yamers: im pro tank
yamers: but this is UGLY **** basketball
Rubashov: I've been accused of rape twice this week and i've only done three shifts
yamers: i'd rather lose in style
Rubashov: Hey Ron we're all arse wipes...
Ostertag>Duncan: losing in style is a very fine balance
Witty: i really hope we see exum after the allstar break
sojodave: Avery chewing up Mitchell
Ron: Yamers complained all playoffs as well even in the wins. Just likes to complain.
MDAV28: Love this challenge for Mitch
sojodave: Drummond hook...lol
Rubashov: once by a woman and once by a bloke, its like working at a circus that never ends
Ostertag>Duncan: That clippers series was so fun


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Ostertag>Duncan: that game 7 doe
Ron: All Australians are **** wipes? I disagree. I go to burning man it's all fun Australians now.
Ostertag>Duncan: was the best yet
Rubashov: Yeah Ron i don't want to think of you at burning man...
Catchall: what the living ****
Saint: ahhh yes the turn around fake layup pass
Ron: Jerebko has played more like I expected this season this game.
Rubashov: oh jesus that was terrible
Ron: Ruba, why because you picture me naked?
Rubashov: no i have pictures of you naked...
yamers: ****!
Rubashov: we can arrange a payment plan if you want them back...
Witty: saw that perfect pass bouncing off gobert's hands
Ron: Duh, who doesn't. It's a lot of work sending dick pics all day.
Witty: mostly what happens
DownUnder: Ron - Simmons is an absolute prick by all accounts I know a couple of guys who went to school with him, said he's just a turd of a person
Jazzta: Isnt burning man where they have that swingers place
Jazzta: where couples go and swing
Rubashov: dude you should see some of the stuff we see when we go through peoples lost phones at work
Witty: my ex was a single level hipster environment hoe and thought burning man was totally awesome
Saint: Simmons and Exum are really good friends
Witty: "lost phones"
Jazzta: Lol witty
Ron: There are swingers at burning man but that's a small part of it. It's about art, self expression and partying.
Rubashov: sure it is ron
Rubashov: its not about drugs and sex...
DownUnder: yeah it's weird, everyone who knows Dante raves about what a great kid he is and what a caring understanding nineties type Simmons is
Ron: I mostly like to give a hard time about Simmons but he is really good. But I always here how no one likes him because of his personality.
Witty: she had rich french parents so she got to do all that pop ****
Saint: Whats so bad about Simmons?
Witty: simmons in uncircumsized
Witty: truth
Rubashov: he can't shoot
DownUnder: he's an arrogant douche who speaks down to everyone
Ron: There is drugs and sex. That's included in partying and or self expression.
Catchall: Avery Bradely is getting into Donovan
DownUnder: and that .. he can't shoot
Jazzta: Sounded like a stay away girl to me


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Witty: no wonder she came back and her snatch was full of sand
Rubashov: sounds like my sort of girl to be honest
Ron: Greatest art in the world is at burning man though.
Rubashov: oh jesus witty
Rubashov: im too old for festivals...
Ron: Me too, that's why I go to the burn. I can't stand festivals anymore.
Archie: You don't know why people cheer for Simmons?
Archie: Do you even NBA?
Witty: im barely agreeing to go to coachella this year
Saint: taht should count
yamers: mitchell should have taken that shot
yamers: mitchel playing like ****ing ingles on the 3
Jazz4ever: they should have some mercy for Rubio and count that
MDAV28: Yeah give him a point or something
yamers: good job burks
yamers: way to go
Archie: Latest call on the easiest call in the NBA.
sojodave: Kennard has bed hair
Hekate: burks with a brainfart
Archie: Zero respect from the refs for Kennard. Lol
Rubashov: I don't do dance music... the band scene sucks, im thinking about moving to the woods and becoming a hermit
Ron: Coachella is a giant **** hole.
Archie: I thought you couldn't grow facial hair at BYU?
MDAV28: Burks seems to get gradually worse
Rubashov: man the pistons suck, they are not a playoff team
Catchall: I thought Detroit was better than this
Rubashov: problem is they do too
Ron: Ruba, I thought you worked in a club?
Hekate: nice play


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Rubashov: nah i own one, other people work there, Im a public servant in major hospital
Ron: Oh, I can handle being in a night club once or twice a year and I better be getting drunk
Archie: What's your club called?
MDAV28: That was a really boring quarter
yamers: the FULLofshit
yamers: sink or swim
DownUnder: The Tunnel
Archie: I had to go to, let's say, a night club last week for work to babysit some clients.
Ron: Being married for 13 years makes club seem like hell.
Archie: Vegas is crazy.
Ron: Archie you can say strip club
Witty: holy ****
Archie: You bet I can.
Witty: coachella is $400 tickets
Witty: im supposed to pay my girlfriend back that amount
Saint: does game chat even talk about the game anymor?
Archie: Sounds like a goid time to break up to me.
Ron: Yeah, that's a rip off. They won't even let you bring in your own booze. You have to buy theirs.
Ellipse: No it doesn't, Cy.
Witty: ab vs boban jump ball
MDAV28: Wish it did Cy
Witty: this should be fun
Ron: Only when Mitchell does something amazing.
Catchall: That Marjanovic could be a character in Lord of the Rings


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