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Jazz vs Pistons (24th of Jan)

Man we gonna win this one... Moar Joe Jesus... Moar Ricky
 
Witty: ron, i think it flys because people just bring in theuir drug of choice anyways
DownUnder: a cave troll
Saint: more like GoT
Rubashov: Clique
Archie: I have Cy on ignore. Can't stand that dude. I imagine, he is to me as I am to many on here.
MDAV28: Nice play O'Neale
Archie: Hehepeepeecaca
Jazz4ever: Reminds me of the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk
Saint: nah, the giant north of hte wall in GoT
Witty: im waiting for the jazz meltdown so i can jump into PUBG
Catchall: Somebody's going to trade for Favors
Hekate: No Udoh makes me sad
Rubashov: Boban is a busy guy, he has kids beds to hide under after the game
Witty: neto i think is our most consistent 3p shooter this season
Jazzta: Hauuuuul
Hekate: damn neto is a snipa
Archie: He's the BFG
Witty: rodneys on the bench
Ron: I hated Coachella but probably because I had been to burning man before and burning man is generally well run with people who give a **** about other
Witty: lol udoh is on the end
Rubashov: Some mates of mine are thinking of buying another one i;m thinking of putting some cash in
MDAV28: When do you put SVGs job on the line?
yamers:
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Jazzta: I'm looking for a job in telecommunications
Witty: i went to coachella a few years ago, it wasnt bad. didnt drink a lot due to the pricing of that ****
Jazzta: just throwing it out there
Rubashov: but i want to open a chip shop by the beach this year
Rubashov: MDA im sure a few more runs to the buffet table and SVG's job will be the least of his problems
Witty: but i honestly dont know any of the damn bands anymore
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Archie: I don't really think about SVG's job. I like the guy, but I rarely watch the Pistons.
DownUnder: man that black chick can really move
Saint: Im so jealous of other arena's dance cams
Ostertag>Duncan: she was hot too
Rubashov: you like that do ya?
Jazzta: That black chick was the bomb
MDAV28: Pistons just always seem to be underwhelming. Weird roster tho I guess
Jazzta: mmm mmm
yamers: boban is straight up retarded
Ostertag>Duncan: NETOOO


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Ostertag>Duncan: you dun goofed son
Jazzta: Oh come on Neto
Rubashov: yamers he's eaten people for less
Jazzta: Loooool
Archie: Move to Utah then, Jazzta. Tons of telecommunications jobs.
Jazzta: Im in Utah
Rubashov: royce should have buried that
yamers: nobody burries anything here
Rubashov: don't worry guys we can still lose this
Archie: I once took an American Express credit card application for Charlie Villanueva when I worked at Convergys his rookie year. He was declined too. Lol
yamers: only thing we are burrying is the team
yamers: the tank lord
Jazzta: Lol
Archie: Oh, I thought you were in Spain for some reason.
Jazzta: I am
Jazzta: a spaniard in Utah
Jazzta: pretty random I know
yamers: that make 2
yamers: you and rubio
Jazzta: Gimme that booty
yamers: you can do salsa dancing together and roll up tacos
Rubashov: so being spanish means you don't have a job even if you don't live in spain?
Archie: Oh, O thought you were in *any other poster on Jazzfanz besides me* mom?
DownUnder: Jazzta .. what is it with Spain producing a bunch of great sportsmen and women in recent years ?
Jazzta: look at HER
yamers: and braid each others hair
Catchall: wonder if those two are together.
Rubashov: she's way too tall for that dude
Archie: Where at in Utah do you live?
Jazzta: Downunder, sports is a big thing at schools there
Witty: only jobs in southern utah is people trying to get you to sell essential oils and work for captioncall centers
Ostertag>Duncan: Pistons post game broadcaster looks like he should be at the red wings game
Jazzta: I'm in Murray


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Ostertag>Duncan: where in spain you from
Jazzta: Zaragoza
Rubashov: zaragoza i think
Catchall: Drummond used to be the worst FT shooter in the league
Ostertag>Duncan: zaragoza has a bottom feeder team for la liga right?
Jazzta: ❤️
Jazzta: Bottom feeder indeed, they suck right now
Rubashov: did ricky bring out all his family then???
Ellipse: I thought nothing could be more annoying than Yammers, this chat stream has proving me wrong.
Jazzta: they're in 2nd division
Rubashov: meh nothing mattrers until the last four minutes in a game like this
Rubashov: which i am sure we'll lose
Ostertag>Duncan: If Mitchell isn't in I'd rather twiddle my thumbs
yamers: mitchel got hammered
Archie: I saw a video on Sportsnation today about Mitchell and all of his comparisons.
Archie: I actually really liked it.
Jazzta: I bet Wade came up
Ostertag>Duncan: Oh dang they are 2nd division Jazzta
MDAV28: This is like a pickup game at the Y
MDAV28: Out of control
Rubashov: yep got all the intensity of a sick note
Archie: Noice, Ish Smith
Jazzta: Yes, historically they're the 9th best team in Spain but bad mgmt...
Catchall: Gotta make some of these looks
Archie: The Ball brothers wouldn't play in this game.
Witty: they dont
Hekate: tank is revvin'
Witty: its the theme this season
Witty: miss 70 percent of open shots
sojodave: Get Jonas out


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LoPo said:
I don't mean this in a mean way - but I'm so ready for the Derrick Favors era to end. He's such a good guy and loyal servant to our Jazz, but his demeanor just drives me crazy. He's perfectly fine with just whatever. Since he's been with us so long, he has had the chance to set the culture. Sometimes, it just seems like he's only there to earn a paycheck. The happiest I have heard him in years was talking about Atlanta and that one time squirting Mitchell with the water bottle. He deserves to be happy and I wish him the best. I'm just ready to move to the next era.
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I don't think there is a guy on this site that hasn't figured out you don't like Favors.
 
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Witty: gobert was pulled
Witty: funny
Witty: lmfao drummond
Hekate: wtf
Archie: Wtf was that? The just pulled a Patriots esque call.
Jazzta: What?
Witty: actually went over to the ref and got him to change the call
Archie: You cant reverse calls can you?
Jazzta: The ref got intimidated by Drummond
Jazzta: pathetic
Hekate: what the ****ing ****?
sojodave: Who says the refs aren't listening to the players
yamers: lmao
Catchall: Faves' a playa
Rubashov: jedi mind trick?
Archie: Don't let LeBitch see this
Witty: favors pulled a AK47 statline
yamers: jonas had about 4 open looks bricked
yamers: poor guy lmao
yamers: RIP RUBIO
Hekate: fire that ref
yamers: OH
Jazzta: Ouch
Archie: Hopefully this is career ending for Rubio.
yamers: LMAO damn!
Archie: ;)
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yamers: rubio got waaacked
yamers: PUT EM IN THE CASKET
Rubashov: jesus jonas how many good looks?
Archie: Oh, ****, I didn't see he was bleeding.
Archie: I take back my comment.
yamers: i gotta say tho
Jazz4ever: that was a hard hit
Ostertag>Duncan: NO
Saint: jesus christ
Witty: YOU BROKE RICKY'S BEAUTIFUL FACE
yamers: rubio gets no love from the refs
Ostertag>Duncan: Tank commander is out
Witty: ITS HIS ONLY SKILL
Saint: right on the eye lid too


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Jazzta: Crap
Rubashov: thats gonna sting
sojodave: I hope this doesn't affect Rubio's shooting
DownUnder: i like how Tolliver was quick to check if Ricky was ok ...
Hekate: doesn't look intentional
Witty: none of these calls favor the jazz
Hekate: flagrant 1
Witty: why bother reviewing it
yamers: yeh toliver really didnt mean that
Archie: Isaiah Thomas finally got his revenge.
Rubashov: sojodave gold!!!!
Archie: That's not a flagrant at all imo
Rubashov: man **** happens
Witty: rubio out for a month on concussion protocol
Jazzta: Not a flagrant
Jazzta: just unfortunate but looks painful as hell
Saint: "basketball is not a contact sport"
Archie: Lol at Toliver's face when his elbow made contact.
yamers: toliver looks scary as ****
Witty: pistons arena announcer looks like he's slinging rocks after the game
Saint: "great call referees i never doubted you!"
yamers: like a warlord
Witty: does that sound racist?
Hekate: eh I thought hit to the head even if not intentional counted as f1
Ostertag>Duncan: Snyder upset we might win now
Rubashov: who was that?
Archie: Toliver has sure made a career. He wasn't even drafted was he?
Witty: he was kind of a stiff when he was first in the league
Witty: i think the twolves drafted him?
Witty: but he got better i think starting with the kings
Catchall: Mitchell is getting trapped every time he touches the ball
yamers: its only racist if you claim its racist
yamers: i dont understand how that wasnt a foul
yamers: no love for mitchel i swear these refs
Hekate: help some?
Saint: Mitchell has been rough tonight
Archie: He was undrafted. Damn, dude has had a hell of a career for not being drafted.
yamers: really dont understand
Witty: rudy is PISSED
Archie: Can they stop the vaginal bleeding for Rubio too?


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yamers: mitchel got got
yamers: WACKED
Jazz4ever: DM helping the tank
Hekate: Rudy is angry
Jazzta: Gobert pissed
yamers: i really dont agree tbh
yamers: mitchel is getting hit all over by bradley
yamers: refs calling NOTHING
Ron: Mitchell is getting doubled, fouled and physical defense all game.
Ostertag>Duncan: hot dancing women is back babay
Archie: Nah, refs are calling stuff... then reversing their calls.
sojodave: Rubio a stabalizer...I don't think so
Jazzta: He really is
Jazzta: if you look closely
Hekate: Dunk that
Witty: rubio wondering how hes gonna get laid tonight with a shiner
Ostertag>Duncan: Gobert needs to finish strong jesus
Ron: Yeah, the previous one was weak.
Ron: Good hustle
Rubashov: arrrrrhhhhhh
Jazzta: Come on Jazz
Hekate: we will win
Hekate: I feel it
Witty: dont think so
Archie: Drummond ate Gobert's snackpack
Jazzta: SU Gundy
Jazzta: Niiice
Witty: jesus that rubio layup wanted to bounce out
Hekate: Rubio
Witty: ive never worried so much about someone shooting a layup befire
Ron: Oh it's close
Ron: 1 point
Archie: Damn it JJ
Jazzta: rubio great on d
Rubashov: ron im like 30 seconds behind you
Ron: Rubio...
Ostertag>Duncan: Tank commander RICKY
Witty: laffo
Archie: The only way i wanna to win is if Mitchell hits a game winner
Hekate: damn rubio


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yamers: RIGHT ON q
Eminence: whew
Hekate: you brought it 1
Ron: I really wanted Mitchell to make a game winner. Still time I guess.
yamers: TANK LORD
Jazzta: **** don't do me like that son!
Saint: I still dont understand how Rubio can make that layup
Jazz4ever: wow what a steal by ish
Saint: but misses all the easy ones
Hekate: Rubio giveth rubio taketh
Archie: Rubio is poor at basketball. Dude lost his game faster than Steve Francis
Witty: another loss
devin_c: pretty ricky, the thief, tank-god, el past...
devin_c: garbage
Witty: maybe we can have joe or jerebko shoot an open three
Ron: Okay Mitchell please. Let him win, tie or lose this game. No one else needs to get the ball
Witty: it should go in
Rubashov: turnovers have killed us this year, that and missing open looks
yamers: rubio is the tank lord tho
Jazzta: Pretty ricky wanted to make it interesting
yamers: somebody has to drive the tank
yamers: and he's been the chosen one
Saint: i want rubio game winner
Witty: snyder gonna draw up a play of mitchell driving and kicking to someone that cant shoot
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r_u_s_t_b_u_c_k_e_t: timeout helps the pissed-ons get set up on D
yamers: hopefully a favors 3
Ron: Time for a big Mitchell dunk to force ot.
Ostertag>Duncan: I honestly feel bad Ricky came here at such a ****** time. This will not be a great memory in his life
Witty: havent seen great plays from snyder out of timeouts
Witty: he seems to want to run his same crap
Ron: Wow, nice play Mitchell. Better block.
Hekate: damn
Archie: Million dollar move, billion dollar block.
Jazzta: One more chance
Jazzta: vamos!!!
Witty: i always thought it was vamanos
Ron: Time for that patented step back Mitchell.
Ron: shot
Witty: so we will cap it off with a turnover and call it a night for jazz basketball


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