Jazzfanz ALL-TIME Fantasy Draft

[northeast]

You should pick refs too.

 

[Former Member]

We've talked about it .. Probably .. Just so all this fun NEVER ends, EVER.

Maybe after picking coaches we can draft 2 players to send to the "JazzFanz all-time D-League"

 

[northeast]

My refs say Olajuwan travels about 20 times a game.

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

Maybe after picking coaches we can draft 2 players to send to the "JazzFanz all-time D-League"

Then we can negotiate the merchandising rights and broadcast revenues with this fake league.

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

My refs say Olajuwan travels about 20 times a game.

His shoes are the same color as the floor. No one notices.

 

[Former Member]

My refs say Olajuwan travels about 20 times a game.

If they are calling travel on "The Dream" than I hope they are calling EVERYONE IN THE CURRENT NBA on the "c" dribble. LeBron wouldn't even be able to dribble without a violation.

 

[orangello]

We've talked about it .. Probably .. Just so all this fun NEVER ends, EVER.

Have you got something better to do?

 

[northeast]

what's a c dribble?

 

[nightmare3983]

Maybe after picking coaches we can draft 2 players to send to the "JazzFanz all-time D-League"

I love it!

 

[Dr. Jones]

Let's ditch the refs and **** and just pick 5 cheerleaders .. Or 6ty.

 

[nightmare3983]

My refs say Olajuwan travels about 20 times a game.

This brings to mind the Robert Lund parody song "Walks Like A Nigerian".

 

[Dr. Jones]

what's a c dribble?

It's how snoop dogg drinks his gin and juice after a couple crippy blunts.

 

[franklin]

I'm a much less patient person than I thought. I'm about to make 5 picks ... All of which I am sure no one will want ... And call it good.

I was born 7.5 weeks early & bitch slapped my mother for not making it 8. That's not it for me though. I understand timezones & most don't have the luxury of more down time than a graveyard phone booth attendant like I do. I might actually be busy as **** the next two days & I'm not rushing two consecutive picks just to please you worthless yupguzzlers at this stage into it.

I am bored as **** though. 10 days on four ****ing picks?

 

[nightmare3983]

It's how snoop dogg drinks his gin and juice after a couple crippy blunts.

Isn't he Snoop Lion now?

 

[franklin]

Let's ditch the refs and **** and just pick 5 cheerleaders .. Or 6ty.

Why don't we make it sports open & include olympic athletes too? Not only would I win but I'd be repermabanned before you suckas finished [repping me].

 

[Dr. Jones]

Isn't he Snoop Lion now?

Snoop Lyin

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

Does anyone want to take over my team after I finish my next pick? All the starting guys can average 40 pts, 10 rebs. and 5 assists for a playoff series. Well, except for Nique. He's not going to pass the ball to anyone. His agent won't allow it.

I'm serious here. I must go run my company.

 

[Former Member]

what's a c dribble?

A "C" dribble is actually a carrying violation. The Palm begins underneath the basketball and makes a "C" motion during the dribble. Here is a video of Kobe using it...

I forgot who coined the term "C" dribble, and I'm to lazy to look it up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVROdTuor9o

 

[Siro]

Come on people. We've come too far to give up now. We'll just make our picks tomorrow.

 

[Hotdog]

Come on people. We've come too far to give up now. We'll just make our picks tomorrow.

This

How about a new rule. You only have 2 hours to make a pick from now on, except through sleeping hours MST.And lets just finish this.