Jazzfanz.com baby pool (UPDATE: NO NEW DATES ACCEPTED)

[Archie Moses]

Dude, I read your post 53 times and still can't decipher that ****.

That's because my sentences are incoherent dog **** that should normally lead to seizures and foaming at the mouth.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

That's because my sentences are incoherent dog **** that should normally lead to seizures and foaming at the mouth.

When I was a kid, my dog sometimes had seizures and foamed at the mouth. We had to put it to sleep.

Wanna volunteer?

 

[VINYLONE]

The Jazzfanz friendship that has developed between Ballou and McKell is absolutely amazing. I mean that.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

The Jazzfanz friendship that has developed between Ballou and McKell is absolutely amazing. I mean that.

Ballou gives me the impression he'd be like Johnny Drama.

 

[Archie Moses]

The Jazzfanz friendship that has developed between Ballou and McKell is absolutely amazing. I mean that.

Wanna develop one with me? I mean, not the same kind that exists between Trout and I, but one that is much deeper and physical. What do you say, guy?

 

[TroutBum]

I'm a changed man, what can I say. (it could be the fact that I had his balls on my chin when he dunked on my ***, and now I want to be friends with him so he doesn't tell everyone. wait...)

 

[JazzGal]

I am very disturbed by the turn of events in a BABY thread. Take it outside, boys.

 

[bigb]

I am very disturbed by the turn of events in a BABY thread. Take it outside, boys.

That was my thought exactly. These ******** are ruining my thread

 

[bigb]

Congrats. Knowing luck you will have her on your birthday. My wife gave away both of her special days having our 1st on mother's day and our 2nd on her own birthday.

My daughter's birthday is one day after my wife's, but nothing close to mother's day.

 

[default]

Congrats. Knowing luck you will have her on your birthday. My wife gave away both of her special days having our 1st on mother's day and our 2nd on her own birthday.

3rd kid will likely be on your anniversary.

 

[bigb]

3rd kid will likely be on your anniversary.

Anniversary is in June, so it's definitely not on our anniversary.

 

[bigb]

Who's ready for an update?

Wifey's water broke this afternoon. We're heading up to the hospital in just a few minutes. Looks like it will be July 28 (probably).

 

[VINYLONE]

Congrats duder. Good luck.

 

[gregbroncs]

3rd kid will likely be on your anniversary.

Screw that. 2 is more than enough. But yea with her luck that would be the day.

 

[sirkickyass]

Crap, I was off by like 3 years. That probably earns me a negative rep point.

 

[bigb]

Little baby girl (no name yet) was officially born at 1:29 AM on July 29, 2010. Winner is Darwing Duck.

 

[VINYLONE]

Congrats man. Glad she came out healthy.

 

[JazzGal]

That's awesome! Congrats on the little princess. Post stats, name and pics if possible.

She could have waited another 6 days, however.

 

[TroutBum]

I've seen a picture, and against all odds, she's cuter than crap.

Congrats, smallb.

 

[gregbroncs]

Congrats.